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Nope. Not today. 🤔
@jrey.bsky.social
I honestly don’t know why people follow me; don’t…you could be wasting your time on someone much more interesting than I am. Besides, I’m only here for the show. 🍿

#FYMM

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…or any man w/a failed business selling steaks.

#loser
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Lenore says fishies go: Pook. Pook. Pook. Duh. 😂
September 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Here you can clearly see a man that is out of his depth.

Scrambling to move his precious pieces around his tactics board trying to figure out how coaching works and cowering in his dugout hoping/praying for his team to win in penalty kicks.

#amorimisacoward
#sackamorim
#amorimisnottheanswer
August 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
#amorimisnottheanswer

The #coward couldn’t bare to watch his pathetic team compete against a 4th PLACE LEAGUE TWO team – Grimsby Town in penalty kicks. Sat in the dugout and stared at the ground… #sackamorim

Amorim couldn’t lead his way out of a wet paper bag.

#sackamorim
#amorimisnottheanswer
August 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
A man — out of his depth, frantically rearranging his tactics board trying to figure out how coaching works.

#pathetic
#sackamorim
#ratcliffeout
August 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
LITERALLY…14-days ago.
August 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Not w/those shoes he won’t.

bzfd.it/3J4gvKy
August 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
July 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Seriously? Hey Apple – do we think this rubber watch band has enough protective packaging? Looks like being green and lowering your carbon footprint is more catch phrases and buzz words than actual action.

#fail
July 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
June 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
@carlquintanilla.bsky.social – if anyone should be scared, it is us of anyone who wears shoes like this…unironically. 🤣😂🤣
May 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
lol – this pathetic excuse for a man has never ridden public transportation a day in his life. I mean – have you seen his shoes?
May 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Well, it’s all over but the crying for #manutd. 15th place w/a -10 goal differential.

You’ve gotta score goals AND you’ve got to prevent goals from scoring to win games. This isn’t new. It’s kinda how sports work.

I wonder what the #excuses will be next season.

#sackamorim
#sackonana
May 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
May 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It’s here!! @basicappleguy.com
May 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well, that’s fun. Let’s fire more FDA, USDA and other oversight and protection bureaus.

…in other news – has anyone seen Back to the Future II? I swear to whatever holy deity you care about Biff Tanen is #dascheeto.

bit.ly/4i18nGw
April 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Phony Stark – you fucking moron. Do us all a favor and go try to “save humanity” by starting the colonization of Mars. Go. Tomorrow. Just you. As you seem to be the only one that can save us.
April 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
April 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Nailed it.
March 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Pass him a drink and ask him yourself. I’m sure he’ll tell you all about it. After all – he *is* the defender of the secretaries and he knows what he’s doing…after all, they weren’t war plans…trust me – I wear an US Flag pocket square. I’m trustworthy and know exactly what I’m doing…just ask me.
March 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
@godpod.bsky.social …the “happy accident” that is the unintentional placement of the play button on Phony Stark’s face makes it look like a Hitler mustache. ¡BWA-HA-HA-HA!

…if the shoe fits.
March 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
…does the genius not know simple math…or that calculators exist?

Here, I’ll help: 2/3 of 100 is…

But why would we expect a non-American genius like Elmo to know something like basic math…or how many senators comprise the US Senate…asking for a friend.

#hypocrisy
#morons
March 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
How actual Americans feel knowing we’re only 6-weeks into this dumpster fire…
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#americanpolitics
#fuckery
#corruptionatitsfinest
#fml
February 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
🤣😂🤣 – I can’t even be bothered to watch this clip…if *only* Americans worked as hard as Trump, we might have the work life balance of Europe…start early, stay late – GTFO…what’s the over under on how many months Trump will play gold this term?
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#watchwhattheydo
#doaswesaynotaswedo
#fuckoff
February 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM