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Nope. Not today. 🤔
@jrey.bsky.social
I honestly don’t know why people follow me; don’t…you could be wasting your time on someone much more interesting than I am. Besides, I’m only here for the show. 🍿

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Don’t go. Decline the “invitation”. If republican members of congress can ignore congressional subpoenas w/o any negative consequences (lookin’ at you Jim Jordan), then: fuck ‘em. Ignore the subpoena until they cave and make the hearing public.
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
…or any man w/a failed business selling steaks.

#loser
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Maybe he hasn’t because however addled his brain may be, he may have realized he screwed himself after SCoTUS made shit up about presidential immunity being a thing…which covers ALL presidents and not just him…
October 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Because fucking – why? Sure, on one hand, it’s refreshing for a club to give a manger time to work, especially in this era of win now at all costs, however, the past year-ish plus has for #manutd has proven out two things: Amorim is out of his depth and #ratcliffe is a git w/more money than sense.
October 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
…I’m just genuinely curious – who taught a penis to talk? I mean…is this crybaby CoS a man or a talking penis? I can’t quite tell the difference.
October 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
…or perhaps be as empty at the year’s #clubworldcup ?
October 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
FIFA can fuck all the way off…I wonder how many empty seats will be in the stadiums. Something akin to this year’s #goldcup ?
October 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Releasing these, the entirety of the JFK assassination nor showing/proving aliens actually crash landed at Roswell and walk among us will not distract us from the files we actually want to see…which you are all over… #RELEASE the #epsteinfiles
September 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Judges?

Yes, we’ll take “monster” as an acceptable adjective – we would have also accepted: “moron”, “complete and total idiot”, as well as “asshole”.
September 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I mean – if that’s the case, can’t wait for the entirety of das Cheeto’s cabinet and judicial picks to be indicted in the same manner.

The podcasters playing dress up at the FBI should be paying close attention here…but, highly unlikely.

#goodluck.
September 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
That’s what a #real head of the FBI sounds like.
September 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
…tell me you’re a big effing idiot w/o telling me you’re a big effing idiot.

I wonder who peed in his Cheerios today…what vendor botched a furniture order to cause this #ketchup throwing #tantrum?

#morons
September 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
And out of that, how many (checks notes) #real World Series victories do they have – one? It ain’t a thing if you don’t win a ring.
September 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
…just wondering where he got the furnishings for his hotels…and the #RGC he’s so proud of. I highly doubt the furnishings were made in #murricah.

#askingforafriend
September 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
September 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Lenore says fishies go: Pook. Pook. Pook. Duh. 😂
September 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
That’s because, (checks notes), he’s a stupid, stupid man who thinks TV land is real and couldn’t be bothered to actually learn anything… #clown
September 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM