J. Robert Deans
@jrobertdeans.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Children's Book Writer & Artist, Cartoonist. The Thin Man film series obsessive. dfplinks.com or https://grandpunwick.contact
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J. Robert Deans
@jrobertdeans.bsky.social
· May 27
Hi Folks,
May was rough on the family (car repairs, medical bills, and a broken AC), and while I could set up a GFM, instead I am asking for commissions. All the details are here:
www.patreon.com/posts/129965...
Thank you in advance for orders and shares!
Cheers!
May was rough on the family (car repairs, medical bills, and a broken AC), and while I could set up a GFM, instead I am asking for commissions. All the details are here:
www.patreon.com/posts/129965...
Thank you in advance for orders and shares!
Cheers!
It's time for my Year-End commission sale! Grab one before prices go up! Visit www.patreon.com/posts/143373... for all the details. Prices start at just $50!
#artwork #originalart #commissions
#artwork #originalart #commissions
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It's time for my Year-End commission sale! Grab one before prices go up! Visit www.patreon.com/posts/143373... for all the details. Prices start at just $50!
#artwork #originalart #commissions
#artwork #originalart #commissions
I'm disappointed in you, Tim.
My mother, were she still alive, would be too.
And I bet your idol, Joe Riley, is as well.
You are going to have to work very hard to make up for this.
My mother, were she still alive, would be too.
And I bet your idol, Joe Riley, is as well.
You are going to have to work very hard to make up for this.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I'm disappointed in you, Tim.
My mother, were she still alive, would be too.
And I bet your idol, Joe Riley, is as well.
You are going to have to work very hard to make up for this.
My mother, were she still alive, would be too.
And I bet your idol, Joe Riley, is as well.
You are going to have to work very hard to make up for this.
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Milk Puds
Milk Puds
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Bottle Paps
Bottle Paps
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Bitterfinger
Bitterfinger
October 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Milk Puds
Milk Puds
A vampire that's not Dracula...
October 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
A vampire that's not Dracula...
Define your music taste with 8 artists:
Peter Gabriel
Kate Bush
Public Enemy
Geinoh Yamashirogumi
Oingo Boingo
Go Go Penguin
Gustav Holst
Andy Summers
Peter Gabriel
Kate Bush
Public Enemy
Geinoh Yamashirogumi
Oingo Boingo
Go Go Penguin
Gustav Holst
Andy Summers
define your music taste with 8 artists 💽
Drive-By Truckers
Gwar
CKY
Bad Religion
Metallica
NWA
Pantera
Faith No More
Drive-By Truckers
Gwar
CKY
Bad Religion
Metallica
NWA
Pantera
Faith No More
define your music taste with 8 artists 💽
HANABIE
Mili
Meet me @ the altar
Banshee
4s4ki
Utsu-P
Jamie Paige
Blutengel
HANABIE
Mili
Meet me @ the altar
Banshee
4s4ki
Utsu-P
Jamie Paige
Blutengel
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Define your music taste with 8 artists:
Peter Gabriel
Kate Bush
Public Enemy
Geinoh Yamashirogumi
Oingo Boingo
Go Go Penguin
Gustav Holst
Andy Summers
Peter Gabriel
Kate Bush
Public Enemy
Geinoh Yamashirogumi
Oingo Boingo
Go Go Penguin
Gustav Holst
Andy Summers
We'll be at @baltimorecomiccon.bsky.social this weekend in Family Alley, tables F1 & F2, right behind @awyeahfranco.bsky.social! Come say HI & get new books, art, & toys! You can still grab 1 of 2 pre-show commission slots today while I still have time to start on them! Email ops@grandpunwick. com!
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We'll be at @baltimorecomiccon.bsky.social this weekend in Family Alley, tables F1 & F2, right behind @awyeahfranco.bsky.social! Come say HI & get new books, art, & toys! You can still grab 1 of 2 pre-show commission slots today while I still have time to start on them! Email ops@grandpunwick. com!
This LadBible headline was written by either AI or an idiot.
I'm pretty sure she wore hats when she was alive, too. 🤦
I'm pretty sure she wore hats when she was alive, too. 🤦
October 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This LadBible headline was written by either AI or an idiot.
I'm pretty sure she wore hats when she was alive, too. 🤦
I'm pretty sure she wore hats when she was alive, too. 🤦
@seanferrick.bsky.social You bastard... I literally choked on my dinner laughing at your Electric Six aside in Ups & Downs.
Dammit...
Well done.
*koff koff*
Dammit...
Well done.
*koff koff*
October 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
@seanferrick.bsky.social You bastard... I literally choked on my dinner laughing at your Electric Six aside in Ups & Downs.
Dammit...
Well done.
*koff koff*
Dammit...
Well done.
*koff koff*
Today's Dino is the Triceratops!
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Today's Dino is the Triceratops!
Late to posting because we've been too busy! Great crowds here at the Fredericksburg Indy Book Fest - and we're here until 4pm in Riverfront Park! Come see us while we still have books!
October 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Late to posting because we've been too busy! Great crowds here at the Fredericksburg Indy Book Fest - and we're here until 4pm in Riverfront Park! Come see us while we still have books!
Today's Dino is the Sauropholus, cousin to the Parasauropholus (which I drew a few days ago).
Come see me tomorrow at the @fredbookfest from 10a-4p at Riverfront Park in Fredericksburg VA and pick up all the latest books by me and dozens of other great independent authors!
Cheers!
Come see me tomorrow at the @fredbookfest from 10a-4p at Riverfront Park in Fredericksburg VA and pick up all the latest books by me and dozens of other great independent authors!
Cheers!
October 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Today's Dino is the Sauropholus, cousin to the Parasauropholus (which I drew a few days ago).
Come see me tomorrow at the @fredbookfest from 10a-4p at Riverfront Park in Fredericksburg VA and pick up all the latest books by me and dozens of other great independent authors!
Cheers!
Come see me tomorrow at the @fredbookfest from 10a-4p at Riverfront Park in Fredericksburg VA and pick up all the latest books by me and dozens of other great independent authors!
Cheers!
October 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Today's Dino is the armored favorite, the Stegosaurus! As always, don't forget there's always more to see on my Patreon! Cheers!
#sketch #dinosaur #originalart #superhero
#sketch #dinosaur #originalart #superhero
October 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Today's Dino is the armored favorite, the Stegosaurus! As always, don't forget there's always more to see on my Patreon! Cheers!
#sketch #dinosaur #originalart #superhero
#sketch #dinosaur #originalart #superhero
Today's Dino is the late Jurassic period theropod, the Allosaurus. Head over to my Patreon (Patreon.com/jrobertdeans) and sign up for the Art Digest level and see this guy dressed up... as Nightwing!
#sketch #dinosaur #superhero #nightwing
#sketch #dinosaur #superhero #nightwing
September 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Today's Dino is the late Jurassic period theropod, the Allosaurus. Head over to my Patreon (Patreon.com/jrobertdeans) and sign up for the Art Digest level and see this guy dressed up... as Nightwing!
#sketch #dinosaur #superhero #nightwing
#sketch #dinosaur #superhero #nightwing
Today's Dino is part of the late Cretaceous ornithopods, the Lambeosaurus! (And over on my Patreon, Patreon.com/jrobertdeans, I imagine this Dino... as Harley Quinn. Because why not?)
#dinosaur #sketch #superhero
#dinosaur #sketch #superhero
September 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Today's Dino is part of the late Cretaceous ornithopods, the Lambeosaurus! (And over on my Patreon, Patreon.com/jrobertdeans, I imagine this Dino... as Harley Quinn. Because why not?)
#dinosaur #sketch #superhero
#dinosaur #sketch #superhero
Today's Dino is the armored critter of the Cretaceous period, the Ankylosaurus! (See it as a superhero on my Patreon at patreon.com/jrobertdeans !) #sketch #dinosaur #artwork
September 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Today's Dino is the armored critter of the Cretaceous period, the Ankylosaurus! (See it as a superhero on my Patreon at patreon.com/jrobertdeans !) #sketch #dinosaur #artwork
Today's Dino is the Erliansaurus, of which only one specimen has been found, in modern Inner Mongolia, and existed in the late Cretaceous period. (Sign up for the Art Digest tier of my Patreon and see this and more Dinos dressed as superheroes!) #sketch #dinosaur #artwork
September 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
@seanferrick.bsky.social (I know that's a random @ but as I was setting up the episode, it occurred to me you're the one person who would get a kick out of that setup.)
September 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
@seanferrick.bsky.social (I know that's a random @ but as I was setting up the episode, it occurred to me you're the one person who would get a kick out of that setup.)
@seanferrick.bsky.social A fun thing to do when you're sick (as I am... Not fishing for sympathy, I swear) is to put "Cause and Effect" on repeat. Then, as you fade in and out of sickly consciousness, you'll never know when the hell you are in the day OR the episode!
The day passes... Interestingly.
The day passes... Interestingly.
September 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
@seanferrick.bsky.social A fun thing to do when you're sick (as I am... Not fishing for sympathy, I swear) is to put "Cause and Effect" on repeat. Then, as you fade in and out of sickly consciousness, you'll never know when the hell you are in the day OR the episode!
The day passes... Interestingly.
The day passes... Interestingly.
September 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Today's Dino is the Cerasinops, related to the same family as the Triceratops, and existing in the late Cretaceous period.
Head to my Patreon, and you can see tjis Dino dressed as the Scarlet Witch!
#originalartwork #sketch #dinosaurs #marvelcomics
Head to my Patreon, and you can see tjis Dino dressed as the Scarlet Witch!
#originalartwork #sketch #dinosaurs #marvelcomics
September 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Today's Dino is the Cerasinops, related to the same family as the Triceratops, and existing in the late Cretaceous period.
Head to my Patreon, and you can see tjis Dino dressed as the Scarlet Witch!
#originalartwork #sketch #dinosaurs #marvelcomics
Head to my Patreon, and you can see tjis Dino dressed as the Scarlet Witch!
#originalartwork #sketch #dinosaurs #marvelcomics
@mattfraction.bsky.social That first issue was so damned good, Matt. Nice to see Bats as a detective... and a human. Thank you. Kudos to you and the team. Looking forward to more.
September 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
@mattfraction.bsky.social That first issue was so damned good, Matt. Nice to see Bats as a detective... and a human. Thank you. Kudos to you and the team. Looking forward to more.
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I wrote something about Star Trek and Charlie Kirk... and no... that's not a typo.
www.patreon.com/posts/138738...
www.patreon.com/posts/138738...
ICRVN 25.08: When Did Star Trek Become Fantasy? | J. Robert Deans
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September 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I wrote something about Star Trek and Charlie Kirk... and no... that's not a typo.
www.patreon.com/posts/138738...
www.patreon.com/posts/138738...