Julian Martin
@julianmartin.bsky.social
Novels @Amazon, multi-genre screenplay QFs & SFs. Silly/serious ratio may vary from moment to moment...
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Julian Martin
@julianmartin.bsky.social
· Mar 26
All the infamous Juni-Q wanted was to be a movie producer and get her film distributed, but a rich and powerful stalker who gets her into the Mariposa Film Festival may be luring her to her doom...
Sequel to Juni-Q and the Secrecy of Desire
#booksky
Sequel to Juni-Q and the Secrecy of Desire
#booksky
Reposted by Julian Martin
SNL star Sarah Sherman is bringing her alter ego Sarah Squirm out to play for her stand-up special LIVE + IN THE FLESH, and we talked to her about creating the goopy, gory, and gross new show.
Sarah Squirm Is LIVE + IN THE FLESH And Isn’t Afraid To Gross You Out
SNL star Sarah Sherman is bringing her alter ego Sarah Squirm out to play for her stand-up special LIVE + IN THE FLESH, and we talked to her about creating the goopy, gory, and gross new show.
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December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
SNL star Sarah Sherman is bringing her alter ego Sarah Squirm out to play for her stand-up special LIVE + IN THE FLESH, and we talked to her about creating the goopy, gory, and gross new show.
I had a joke about Morrissey, but I couldn't understand why they laughed.
You wouldn't believe it, but I have a joke about Cassandra.
I have a joke about Ozymandias, King of Kings, but it has not aged well
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I had a joke about Morrissey, but I couldn't understand why they laughed.
Reposted by Julian Martin
Described as SPLASH meets HOT FROSTY, who doesn't need a silly dolphin rom com in their life for #FirstPageFriday
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Described as SPLASH meets HOT FROSTY, who doesn't need a silly dolphin rom com in their life for #FirstPageFriday
The Marx Brothers welcome Cthulhu to dinner at the White House in my wackadoodle comedy, Poppycock!
#marxbrothers #funpageFriday #scriptsky
#marxbrothers #funpageFriday #scriptsky
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Marx Brothers welcome Cthulhu to dinner at the White House in my wackadoodle comedy, Poppycock!
#marxbrothers #funpageFriday #scriptsky
#marxbrothers #funpageFriday #scriptsky
Good news: I can still do 250 on the chest press.
Bad news: Google search tells me this is easier than benching 250.
Bad news: Google search tells me this is easier than benching 250.
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Good news: I can still do 250 on the chest press.
Bad news: Google search tells me this is easier than benching 250.
Bad news: Google search tells me this is easier than benching 250.
Not really feeling great about Netflix buying WB.
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Not really feeling great about Netflix buying WB.
There's a cashier at the local convenience store with a congenital hand deformity (she tries to hide it but can only do so much) who is absolutely lovely, and I hope someone is telling her that she's beautiful daily, because my married ass can't.
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
There's a cashier at the local convenience store with a congenital hand deformity (she tries to hide it but can only do so much) who is absolutely lovely, and I hope someone is telling her that she's beautiful daily, because my married ass can't.
Imagine being as sublimely gifted a musical artist as Alexandra Savior and still being unknown.
#music
youtu.be/9RlBA3jdf-0?...
#music
youtu.be/9RlBA3jdf-0?...
Alexandra Savior - The Mothership (Visualizer)
YouTube video by AlexandraSaviorVEVO
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Imagine being as sublimely gifted a musical artist as Alexandra Savior and still being unknown.
#music
youtu.be/9RlBA3jdf-0?...
#music
youtu.be/9RlBA3jdf-0?...
I was surprised to see a Jack Link beef strip still in the cupboard and lunged for it so hard I banged my knuckle on the wood.
There's a lesson in there somewhere.
There's a lesson in there somewhere.
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was surprised to see a Jack Link beef strip still in the cupboard and lunged for it so hard I banged my knuckle on the wood.
There's a lesson in there somewhere.
There's a lesson in there somewhere.
Back in my dorm days, on one of the occasions where I managed to acquire some feminine ardor but could only sneak a few kisses in the hallway of the girls' floor, someone was guaranteed to come out and say, "Get a room!"
Prudes start ruining everyone else's lives at a very young age.
Prudes start ruining everyone else's lives at a very young age.
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Back in my dorm days, on one of the occasions where I managed to acquire some feminine ardor but could only sneak a few kisses in the hallway of the girls' floor, someone was guaranteed to come out and say, "Get a room!"
Prudes start ruining everyone else's lives at a very young age.
Prudes start ruining everyone else's lives at a very young age.
Too many times I see a question and my answer begins, "Ok, so about fourteen billion years ago, the universe was born..."
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Too many times I see a question and my answer begins, "Ok, so about fourteen billion years ago, the universe was born..."
I know that most of you know I have a book series, but do ALL of you know?
All the infamous Juni-Q wanted was to be a movie producer and get her film distributed, but a rich and powerful stalker who gets her into the Mariposa Film Festival may be luring her to her doom...
Sequel to Juni-Q and the Secrecy of Desire
#booksky
Sequel to Juni-Q and the Secrecy of Desire
#booksky
December 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I know that most of you know I have a book series, but do ALL of you know?
I saw a white woman so darkened by spray tan that she could have been accused of doing blackface and thought, "That's f'ing bugnuts," but, honestly, if that's the worst of her sins, I'm no one to judge her. The log in my eye, folks. The tree in my eye, more like.
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I saw a white woman so darkened by spray tan that she could have been accused of doing blackface and thought, "That's f'ing bugnuts," but, honestly, if that's the worst of her sins, I'm no one to judge her. The log in my eye, folks. The tree in my eye, more like.
Font for Donnie Darko seems wildly inappropriate, Criterion. Did they steal it from an eighties sportsball movie?
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Font for Donnie Darko seems wildly inappropriate, Criterion. Did they steal it from an eighties sportsball movie?
Some people in my writers group did a ten minute film short for about $2,000. I'm quite impressed!
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Some people in my writers group did a ten minute film short for about $2,000. I'm quite impressed!
I recently watched an Oscar-winning film from one of my favorite directors, but boy I would love to see a cut where he erases a character and their entire subplot.
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I recently watched an Oscar-winning film from one of my favorite directors, but boy I would love to see a cut where he erases a character and their entire subplot.
As beautiful as anything the man has ever sung.
But release the album already, you impossible imp.
youtu.be/_D8CvLd76h4?...
But release the album already, you impossible imp.
youtu.be/_D8CvLd76h4?...
Morrissey - Bonfire Of Teenagers ft. I Couldn't Understand Why People Laughed
YouTube video by Richill
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
As beautiful as anything the man has ever sung.
But release the album already, you impossible imp.
youtu.be/_D8CvLd76h4?...
But release the album already, you impossible imp.
youtu.be/_D8CvLd76h4?...
PSA: The Long Walk is discounted to $15 on YouTube!
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
PSA: The Long Walk is discounted to $15 on YouTube!
There's a subreddit r/bald and it's pretty much entirely guys who are losing their hair asking if they should shave their heads and then showing the results.
Long story short, the answer is always "Yes!" and every dude looks ten times better afterwards.
Long story short, the answer is always "Yes!" and every dude looks ten times better afterwards.
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
There's a subreddit r/bald and it's pretty much entirely guys who are losing their hair asking if they should shave their heads and then showing the results.
Long story short, the answer is always "Yes!" and every dude looks ten times better afterwards.
Long story short, the answer is always "Yes!" and every dude looks ten times better afterwards.
I've taken a lot of pride in giving my son a film education, but he should also be proud of his ability to fall asleep in any position, thereby persuading me that he is still awake.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I've taken a lot of pride in giving my son a film education, but he should also be proud of his ability to fall asleep in any position, thereby persuading me that he is still awake.
After 13 years back in Iowa, I'm sitting on my deck in shorts, a hoodie and a T-shirt while it's 42 degrees at night.
In my first 23 years living here, I was never so comfortable in the cold. Has it finally sunk in? Despite me being meant for California?
In my first 23 years living here, I was never so comfortable in the cold. Has it finally sunk in? Despite me being meant for California?
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
After 13 years back in Iowa, I'm sitting on my deck in shorts, a hoodie and a T-shirt while it's 42 degrees at night.
In my first 23 years living here, I was never so comfortable in the cold. Has it finally sunk in? Despite me being meant for California?
In my first 23 years living here, I was never so comfortable in the cold. Has it finally sunk in? Despite me being meant for California?