Julian Martin
@julianmartin.bsky.social
Novels @Amazon, multi-genre screenplay QFs & SFs. Silly/serious ratio may vary from moment to moment...
julianmartinwriter.com
julianmartinwriter.com
The Marx Brothers welcome Cthulhu to dinner at the White House in my wackadoodle comedy, Poppycock!
#marxbrothers #funpageFriday #scriptsky
#marxbrothers #funpageFriday #scriptsky
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Marx Brothers welcome Cthulhu to dinner at the White House in my wackadoodle comedy, Poppycock!
#marxbrothers #funpageFriday #scriptsky
#marxbrothers #funpageFriday #scriptsky
An homage to Suede, awesome;)
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
An homage to Suede, awesome;)
Fucking hell. The new album is brilliant, of course.
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Fucking hell. The new album is brilliant, of course.
Further evidence:
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Further evidence:
Font for Donnie Darko seems wildly inappropriate, Criterion. Did they steal it from an eighties sportsball movie?
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Font for Donnie Darko seems wildly inappropriate, Criterion. Did they steal it from an eighties sportsball movie?
Even I held on way too long, trying to make one last hurrah and ruining most of the pics in my first wedding...
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Even I held on way too long, trying to make one last hurrah and ruining most of the pics in my first wedding...
I've taken a lot of pride in giving my son a film education, but he should also be proud of his ability to fall asleep in any position, thereby persuading me that he is still awake.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I've taken a lot of pride in giving my son a film education, but he should also be proud of his ability to fall asleep in any position, thereby persuading me that he is still awake.
Me at the book festival:
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me at the book festival:
Pardon me, I just realized Miriam Shor of Hedwig and the Angry Inch is Rhea Seehorn's partner in Pluribus and I am briefly unconscious.
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Pardon me, I just realized Miriam Shor of Hedwig and the Angry Inch is Rhea Seehorn's partner in Pluribus and I am briefly unconscious.
My good friend has another great piece up, this time on the band Lush. #music
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My good friend has another great piece up, this time on the band Lush. #music
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
Officially at 2,000 calls blocked in one month!
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Officially at 2,000 calls blocked in one month!
A mouse ate my nuts.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
A mouse ate my nuts.
Getting several of these a day now. Clearly the scammers have snagged Juni-Q without purchasing it (trust me, I know my sales figures) and fed it into their AI, which is good at this kind of empty fluffery.
Now if only I could get a new review from a real human on Amazon or Goodreads...
#booksky
Now if only I could get a new review from a real human on Amazon or Goodreads...
#booksky
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Getting several of these a day now. Clearly the scammers have snagged Juni-Q without purchasing it (trust me, I know my sales figures) and fed it into their AI, which is good at this kind of empty fluffery.
Now if only I could get a new review from a real human on Amazon or Goodreads...
#booksky
Now if only I could get a new review from a real human on Amazon or Goodreads...
#booksky
Unlike Dick Cheney jokes, this is too soon.
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Unlike Dick Cheney jokes, this is too soon.
For #FunPageFriday, from my Marx Brothers homage Poppycock: the cosmic trio meet the POTUS.
Not that far from reality, I admit.
#scriptsky #marxbrothers #comedy
Not that far from reality, I admit.
#scriptsky #marxbrothers #comedy
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
For #FunPageFriday, from my Marx Brothers homage Poppycock: the cosmic trio meet the POTUS.
Not that far from reality, I admit.
#scriptsky #marxbrothers #comedy
Not that far from reality, I admit.
#scriptsky #marxbrothers #comedy
My friend just finished his incredible four-part series on Siouxsie and the Banshees on Substack. Absolutely worth reading and exploring this legendary band. I was a fan of their hits but this inspired me to listen to their entire discography. Epic.
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My friend just finished his incredible four-part series on Siouxsie and the Banshees on Substack. Absolutely worth reading and exploring this legendary band. I was a fan of their hits but this inspired me to listen to their entire discography. Epic.
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
I got the anti-Christ on my case, someone call that crackhead Thiel.
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I got the anti-Christ on my case, someone call that crackhead Thiel.
My screenwriter buddy has put Cannibal Properties in his producer's hands. Cross your fingers for me, folks!
#scriptsky
#scriptsky
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My screenwriter buddy has put Cannibal Properties in his producer's hands. Cross your fingers for me, folks!
#scriptsky
#scriptsky