@Julianshea.bsky.social
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More of the same middle aged ranting/dad jokes as on the old place, really, but less rising to the political bait. Springsteen, West Ham, Europe-type stuff. 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇧🇦
Mystifying as to why of all people they chose Richard Littlejohn to write a piece for the programme, but this bit made me laugh. Clueless.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Mystifying as to why of all people they chose Richard Littlejohn to write a piece for the programme, but this bit made me laugh. Clueless.
That'll be - SEVENTY NINE - of your English pounds, please, for this tasteful and appropriate brave last line of defence in the war on Christmas (which you're not even allowed to call it these days, because of bloody woke).
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
That'll be - SEVENTY NINE - of your English pounds, please, for this tasteful and appropriate brave last line of defence in the war on Christmas (which you're not even allowed to call it these days, because of bloody woke).
The last brave line of defence in the war on Christmas (which you're not allowed to call it these days anyway).
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
The last brave line of defence in the war on Christmas (which you're not allowed to call it these days anyway).
Testing the strength of a phone network in the most famously empty stadium in the country. Yeah, those will be really reliable results, then.
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Testing the strength of a phone network in the most famously empty stadium in the country. Yeah, those will be really reliable results, then.
Looks like Farage chose the wrong week to start selling black shirts.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Looks like Farage chose the wrong week to start selling black shirts.
10 years I'd waited to see this show after catching it in the West End first time round, and it didn't disappoint. Waterloo Sunset still makes me cry, my only quibble was the line about going to the pub to watch the football in the early 1960s. Eh?? That aside, a brilliant night's entertainment.
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
10 years I'd waited to see this show after catching it in the West End first time round, and it didn't disappoint. Waterloo Sunset still makes me cry, my only quibble was the line about going to the pub to watch the football in the early 1960s. Eh?? That aside, a brilliant night's entertainment.
Phew, I almost forgot to share the best Black Friday joke.
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Phew, I almost forgot to share the best Black Friday joke.
'Staff complained they had been treated like animals- made to swing from tyres and peel bananas with their feet, before having a tea party at 4pm.'
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
'Staff complained they had been treated like animals- made to swing from tyres and peel bananas with their feet, before having a tea party at 4pm.'
I think this means 'happy to accept votes from right-wing evangelicals'.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I think this means 'happy to accept votes from right-wing evangelicals'.
'Cultural Christian' - meaning seeking their votes.
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
'Cultural Christian' - meaning seeking their votes.
Well played, Post Office.
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Well played, Post Office.
I think we can safely say God never had any faith in Bad Enoch to lose. Her timing in deciding to play the Christian card at the start of the (checks) *season of goodwill to all men* is so, so desperate. She's really not very good at the whole politics thing, and trying to win people round, is she?
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I think we can safely say God never had any faith in Bad Enoch to lose. Her timing in deciding to play the Christian card at the start of the (checks) *season of goodwill to all men* is so, so desperate. She's really not very good at the whole politics thing, and trying to win people round, is she?
If this is his serious face, something tells me Peter Dinklage is unfamiliar with the work of Ronnie Corbett.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If this is his serious face, something tells me Peter Dinklage is unfamiliar with the work of Ronnie Corbett.
You can see why I thought that was Ronnie Corbett.
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You can see why I thought that was Ronnie Corbett.
"What do you mean, flags? Oh, those. I hadn't even noticed them until you mentioned it. Then again, I'm so used to them in every room of my house..."
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"What do you mean, flags? Oh, those. I hadn't even noticed them until you mentioned it. Then again, I'm so used to them in every room of my house..."
Ah yes, reality, always a specialist subject of Telegraph readers.
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Ah yes, reality, always a specialist subject of Telegraph readers.
Well that's 2026 off to the most underwhelming start imaginable.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Well that's 2026 off to the most underwhelming start imaginable.
Rest in Peace six/seven, wiv de dabbing now.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Rest in Peace six/seven, wiv de dabbing now.
"You will be visited by three spirits".
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits".
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
On This Day in 1701 Anders Celsius was born. He died aged 42, or 107.6 in Fahrenheit.
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
On This Day in 1701 Anders Celsius was born. He died aged 42, or 107.6 in Fahrenheit.
'Potato champion'.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
'Potato champion'.
He one, you know.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
He one, you know.
A month from today is Boxing Day.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
A month from today is Boxing Day.
You ain't from round here, are you, boy? 😱
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You ain't from round here, are you, boy? 😱