Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy
@juljohnston.bsky.social
Aka r/julbug76, nicetryfed Tumblr/Discord. She/her. Monkeyvellian genius. The rare Gen-Xer who is glad she never has to drink out of a hose again because that wasn't that great tbh.
I had to rearrange my Pops to make space for my newest beloveds. Thank you, @smudgeandfrank.bsky.social they are so freaking adorable!
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I had to rearrange my Pops to make space for my newest beloveds. Thank you, @smudgeandfrank.bsky.social they are so freaking adorable!
Early birthday present from my son. Such a good boy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Early birthday present from my son. Such a good boy.
Fun fact about me: I can't draw the same face twice, istg.
See this? I started sketching about an hour or so ago, thinking 'oh lemme sketch my 1941 Femmes'.
Went for 'Veronica Lake vibes', got Farrah Fawcett.
Now ill never be able to draw this gorgeous creature again.
See this? I started sketching about an hour or so ago, thinking 'oh lemme sketch my 1941 Femmes'.
Went for 'Veronica Lake vibes', got Farrah Fawcett.
Now ill never be able to draw this gorgeous creature again.
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Fun fact about me: I can't draw the same face twice, istg.
See this? I started sketching about an hour or so ago, thinking 'oh lemme sketch my 1941 Femmes'.
Went for 'Veronica Lake vibes', got Farrah Fawcett.
Now ill never be able to draw this gorgeous creature again.
See this? I started sketching about an hour or so ago, thinking 'oh lemme sketch my 1941 Femmes'.
Went for 'Veronica Lake vibes', got Farrah Fawcett.
Now ill never be able to draw this gorgeous creature again.
An excerpt from one of my two main WIPs.
If I post them here, I won't be likely to scream into the void, throw out my laptop, and spend my remaining days as a mountain hermit lovingly dubbed by the locals as "Crazy Raccoon Lady".
If I post them here, I won't be likely to scream into the void, throw out my laptop, and spend my remaining days as a mountain hermit lovingly dubbed by the locals as "Crazy Raccoon Lady".
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
An excerpt from one of my two main WIPs.
If I post them here, I won't be likely to scream into the void, throw out my laptop, and spend my remaining days as a mountain hermit lovingly dubbed by the locals as "Crazy Raccoon Lady".
If I post them here, I won't be likely to scream into the void, throw out my laptop, and spend my remaining days as a mountain hermit lovingly dubbed by the locals as "Crazy Raccoon Lady".
It's up, and that is what matters.
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It's up, and that is what matters.
My husband's boss
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My husband's boss
I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS I NEVER GOT A SHIPPING NOTIFICATION OMG ITS SO FUCKING PRETTY IN THIS BOX
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS I NEVER GOT A SHIPPING NOTIFICATION OMG ITS SO FUCKING PRETTY IN THIS BOX
Every. Time.
October 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Every. Time.
Wait so am I gonna be the one who suggests we check out the noise in the basement?
October 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Wait so am I gonna be the one who suggests we check out the noise in the basement?
This is me right now, thanks to this post.
October 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is me right now, thanks to this post.
Jared is 6'3", as is my husband.
In the boots I was wearing in this picture, I'm maybe 5'7".
Ain't no way Little Man is 5'10".
In the boots I was wearing in this picture, I'm maybe 5'7".
Ain't no way Little Man is 5'10".
October 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Jared is 6'3", as is my husband.
In the boots I was wearing in this picture, I'm maybe 5'7".
Ain't no way Little Man is 5'10".
In the boots I was wearing in this picture, I'm maybe 5'7".
Ain't no way Little Man is 5'10".
Has this always said 2025?
October 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Has this always said 2025?
Sent my oldest a text when we got back from SLC
September 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Sent my oldest a text when we got back from SLC
Yes, he loved them!
I was nervous about giving them- I've read that sometimes at cons, guests are inundated with presents and they have to throw stuff out because they can't take everything home with them.
I choose to believe that that will not happen this time 🫠
(I can make more anyway 🥰)
I was nervous about giving them- I've read that sometimes at cons, guests are inundated with presents and they have to throw stuff out because they can't take everything home with them.
I choose to believe that that will not happen this time 🫠
(I can make more anyway 🥰)
September 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Yes, he loved them!
I was nervous about giving them- I've read that sometimes at cons, guests are inundated with presents and they have to throw stuff out because they can't take everything home with them.
I choose to believe that that will not happen this time 🫠
(I can make more anyway 🥰)
I was nervous about giving them- I've read that sometimes at cons, guests are inundated with presents and they have to throw stuff out because they can't take everything home with them.
I choose to believe that that will not happen this time 🫠
(I can make more anyway 🥰)
Did I spend a LOT on this trip and the photos and the signatures? Yes.
Do I give a fuck? Not in the least.
Bury me with this, please, thanks.
Do I give a fuck? Not in the least.
Bury me with this, please, thanks.
September 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Did I spend a LOT on this trip and the photos and the signatures? Yes.
Do I give a fuck? Not in the least.
Bury me with this, please, thanks.
Do I give a fuck? Not in the least.
Bury me with this, please, thanks.
My new prized possession
September 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My new prized possession
That F@*#king Liar David Tennant and Cut-price Mike Yarwood got called beautiful today 🥰🫠😭🥹
September 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
That F@*#king Liar David Tennant and Cut-price Mike Yarwood got called beautiful today 🥰🫠😭🥹
Only carry-on will do.
Soon, my lovelies. Soon, we will be in Utah.
Soon, my lovelies. Soon, we will be in Utah.
September 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Only carry-on will do.
Soon, my lovelies. Soon, we will be in Utah.
Soon, my lovelies. Soon, we will be in Utah.
Almost out of Checks and Balances.
Just like my fucking country.
Just like my fucking country.
September 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Almost out of Checks and Balances.
Just like my fucking country.
Just like my fucking country.
Here have this gif I just made
September 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Here have this gif I just made
Saw this interview with Amy Poehler and Olivia Colman, heard this line, and I knew what I had to do.
(The captions are misspelled, I know.)
(The captions are misspelled, I know.)
September 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Saw this interview with Amy Poehler and Olivia Colman, heard this line, and I knew what I had to do.
(The captions are misspelled, I know.)
(The captions are misspelled, I know.)
YouTube shorts knows my mood today
September 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
YouTube shorts knows my mood today
