Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass
@jumico.bsky.social
TurboTeam | Leftist shitposter | below knee amputee | Fantasy Football attention seeker | Well-meaning dipshit • 🏆🏆 | Two-Time @theffballers Listener Of the Week | he·him
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Getting stronk
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Getting stronk
Yesterday, I'm doing my physical therapy exercises and I just finish a set of hip abductions
My mom asks "do you need to do the other leg?"
I just stare at her like "HOW????"
My mom asks "do you need to do the other leg?"
I just stare at her like "HOW????"
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Yesterday, I'm doing my physical therapy exercises and I just finish a set of hip abductions
My mom asks "do you need to do the other leg?"
I just stare at her like "HOW????"
My mom asks "do you need to do the other leg?"
I just stare at her like "HOW????"
It totally feels like my toe is being hyper extended in the wrong direction
But I don't have toes, so...
But I don't have toes, so...
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It totally feels like my toe is being hyper extended in the wrong direction
But I don't have toes, so...
But I don't have toes, so...
@profanity.accountant I might break this thing
@pffnatejahnke.bsky.social has swears! They've used 20 profanities in their last 3,853 posts.
🥇 "dike" (9 times)
🥈 "cox" (9 times)
🥉 "hooker" (1 times)
🥇 "dike" (9 times)
🥈 "cox" (9 times)
🥉 "hooker" (1 times)
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
@profanity.accountant I might break this thing
Hog walk
I don't even understand how the fuck my hog talk
I don't even understand how the fuck my hog talk
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Hog walk
I don't even understand how the fuck my hog talk
I don't even understand how the fuck my hog talk
"why'd he kill him? I thought he only killed bad people ."
- my mother about THE FUCKING PREDATOR
- my mother about THE FUCKING PREDATOR
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"why'd he kill him? I thought he only killed bad people ."
- my mother about THE FUCKING PREDATOR
- my mother about THE FUCKING PREDATOR
10mg of prescription oxys and 20mg of fun THC shits about to get soupy
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
10mg of prescription oxys and 20mg of fun THC shits about to get soupy
As much as it pains me in the depths of my soul to say this
Go Cowboys
Go Cowboys
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
As much as it pains me in the depths of my soul to say this
Go Cowboys
Go Cowboys
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Reposted by Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Reposted by Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
Got some phantom limb sensations going that feel like what I imagine turf toe to be
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Got some phantom limb sensations going that feel like what I imagine turf toe to be
I stopped watching after season 3 because it was awful, but if the show ends with a "it was all a D&D session" I will not be able to stop laughing
The Duffer Brothers reveal two questions that will be answered in ‘Strangers Things 5’
1️⃣ “What is the Upside Down truly?”
2️⃣ “Why was Will Byers taken in S1?”
(via EW)
1️⃣ “What is the Upside Down truly?”
2️⃣ “Why was Will Byers taken in S1?”
(via EW)
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I stopped watching after season 3 because it was awful, but if the show ends with a "it was all a D&D session" I will not be able to stop laughing
Going home Thanksgiving morning!
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Going home Thanksgiving morning!
I'll tell ya one thing, my shoulders are gonna be absolutely *shredded* from scootin with a wheelchair
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'll tell ya one thing, my shoulders are gonna be absolutely *shredded* from scootin with a wheelchair
*guy who went into a coma in 2012*
How long was I out, couple weeks?
How long was I out, couple weeks?
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
*guy who went into a coma in 2012*
How long was I out, couple weeks?
How long was I out, couple weeks?
*guy who went into a coma in 2012*
How long was I out, couple weeks?
How long was I out, couple weeks?
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
*guy who went into a coma in 2012*
How long was I out, couple weeks?
How long was I out, couple weeks?
Last guy that tried this got shot by a baby
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Last guy that tried this got shot by a baby
New thread: comparing NFL quarterbacks to 90s album names.
First up
First up
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
New thread: comparing NFL quarterbacks to 90s album names.
First up
First up
The housekeeping lady at the rehab came in to change my bedding and she keeps stopping to watch the Patriots game
She's the best
She's the best
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The housekeeping lady at the rehab came in to change my bedding and she keeps stopping to watch the Patriots game
She's the best
She's the best
If I had a dollar for every person who wanted to hear Terry Crews rap about trucks, id have *at best* 45 cents.
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If I had a dollar for every person who wanted to hear Terry Crews rap about trucks, id have *at best* 45 cents.
Okay NOW we're cookin
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Okay NOW we're cookin
