Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass
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TurboTeam | Leftist shitposter | below knee amputee | Fantasy Football attention seeker | Well-meaning dipshit • 🏆🏆 | Two-Time @theffballers Listener Of the Week | he·him
Projected for a tie is actually kinda wild
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Projected for a tie is actually kinda wild
Getting stronk
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Getting stronk
Yesterday, I'm doing my physical therapy exercises and I just finish a set of hip abductions
My mom asks "do you need to do the other leg?"
I just stare at her like "HOW????"
My mom asks "do you need to do the other leg?"
I just stare at her like "HOW????"
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Yesterday, I'm doing my physical therapy exercises and I just finish a set of hip abductions
My mom asks "do you need to do the other leg?"
I just stare at her like "HOW????"
My mom asks "do you need to do the other leg?"
I just stare at her like "HOW????"
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
*guy who went into a coma in 2012*
How long was I out, couple weeks?
How long was I out, couple weeks?
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
*guy who went into a coma in 2012*
How long was I out, couple weeks?
How long was I out, couple weeks?
*guy who went into a coma in 2012*
How long was I out, couple weeks?
How long was I out, couple weeks?
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
*guy who went into a coma in 2012*
How long was I out, couple weeks?
How long was I out, couple weeks?
New thread: comparing NFL quarterbacks to 90s album names.
First up
First up
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
New thread: comparing NFL quarterbacks to 90s album names.
First up
First up
Okay NOW we're cookin
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Okay NOW we're cookin
Hold up this is a CRAZY follow count
I'd rather solve the fuckin Lament Configuration than see the same picture of Donald Trump in a diaper 43 thousand times a day.
I'd rather solve the fuckin Lament Configuration than see the same picture of Donald Trump in a diaper 43 thousand times a day.
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hold up this is a CRAZY follow count
I'd rather solve the fuckin Lament Configuration than see the same picture of Donald Trump in a diaper 43 thousand times a day.
I'd rather solve the fuckin Lament Configuration than see the same picture of Donald Trump in a diaper 43 thousand times a day.
Day one of Physical therapy
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Day one of Physical therapy
Nutritionists HATE him
One simple trick to lose eight pounds in just a few hours!
One simple trick to lose eight pounds in just a few hours!
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Nutritionists HATE him
One simple trick to lose eight pounds in just a few hours!
One simple trick to lose eight pounds in just a few hours!
Smokin that Pelosi Pack
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Smokin that Pelosi Pack
"Track your order with GrubHub TV"
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"Track your order with GrubHub TV"
