Kris
@jumping-cholla.bsky.social
Psychology prof. Pro democracy, kindness, animal rescue, and cocktails.
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
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Sean Duffy wants people flying on airplanes to dress better. RFK Jr wants to put in mini gyms in the airport.
Pretty sure those two things are mutually exclusive.
Pretty sure those two things are mutually exclusive.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sean Duffy wants people flying on airplanes to dress better. RFK Jr wants to put in mini gyms in the airport.
Pretty sure those two things are mutually exclusive.
Pretty sure those two things are mutually exclusive.
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"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
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some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
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A California man found the underside of his house in disarray. It turned out that a 550-pound black bear had moved into the crawl space. trib.al/y7jyZmk
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A California man found the underside of his house in disarray. It turned out that a 550-pound black bear had moved into the crawl space. trib.al/y7jyZmk
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In Iceland, books are exchanged as Christmas Eve presents. Then you spend the rest of the night in bed reading them and eating chocolate. Sounds perfect to me.
the aurora borealis is shining over a waterfall
ALT: the aurora borealis is shining over a waterfall
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
In Iceland, books are exchanged as Christmas Eve presents. Then you spend the rest of the night in bed reading them and eating chocolate. Sounds perfect to me.
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His favorite show is on. The National Dog Show. He waits all year for this.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
His favorite show is on. The National Dog Show. He waits all year for this.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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In related news, the claim ‘the Tooth Fairy does not actually take lost baby teeth from under pillows’ is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that magical beings are secretly thieving teeth in the dead of night…”
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
CDC backpedals on vaccines and autism, despite earlier assurances from RFK Jr.
The CDC, under the direction of an unqualified health secretary, is now promoting claims that flunk Logic 101.
www.ms.now
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In related news, the claim ‘the Tooth Fairy does not actually take lost baby teeth from under pillows’ is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that magical beings are secretly thieving teeth in the dead of night…”
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
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Leo has agreed in principle to throw out the first pitch at a new White Sox stadium. “Schedule permitting.”
Well, that's an image. chicago.suntimes.com/pope-leo-xiv...
White Sox co-owner Justin Ishbia meets Pope Leo XIV — and invites him to throw first pitch at new stadium
The team's possible future chairman told the Sun-Times he asked their most famous fan "to bless the stadium" that Ishbia hopes to help bring to the South Side.
chicago.suntimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Leo has agreed in principle to throw out the first pitch at a new White Sox stadium. “Schedule permitting.”
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I’m still thinking about “quiet, piggy.” No president should be able to speak to a member of the press that way and remain president. That moment encapsulates how vile, misogynistic, and horrible that man is.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m still thinking about “quiet, piggy.” No president should be able to speak to a member of the press that way and remain president. That moment encapsulates how vile, misogynistic, and horrible that man is.
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This morning I decided to eat a pomegranate and after I finish peeling, eating, and washing my hands I’m just wondering what I should do with the 12 minutes left of my day…
a raccoon sitting on a couch eating a bowl of pomegranate seeds from a plate
ALT: a raccoon sitting on a couch eating a bowl of pomegranate seeds from a plate
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This morning I decided to eat a pomegranate and after I finish peeling, eating, and washing my hands I’m just wondering what I should do with the 12 minutes left of my day…
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the president is demanding the nation’s highest court let him starve american citizens, in case you’re wondering where we are right now www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
the president is demanding the nation’s highest court let him starve american citizens, in case you’re wondering where we are right now www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
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There are ~26,000 commercial and ~11,000 private flights taking off in the US daily.
Instead of Trump grounding 10% of all air traffic in the US, he could simply ban private flights. But he won’t because he’d rather fuck up your holiday travel than upset his billionaire buddies.
Instead of Trump grounding 10% of all air traffic in the US, he could simply ban private flights. But he won’t because he’d rather fuck up your holiday travel than upset his billionaire buddies.
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
There are ~26,000 commercial and ~11,000 private flights taking off in the US daily.
Instead of Trump grounding 10% of all air traffic in the US, he could simply ban private flights. But he won’t because he’d rather fuck up your holiday travel than upset his billionaire buddies.
Instead of Trump grounding 10% of all air traffic in the US, he could simply ban private flights. But he won’t because he’d rather fuck up your holiday travel than upset his billionaire buddies.
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the fury i feel is indescribable.
They're going to the highest court in the land to avoid feeding children.
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
the fury i feel is indescribable.
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Sandwich man leaving court
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sandwich man leaving court
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i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
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Who did this?!
November 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Who did this?!
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this brings me unspeakable joy
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
this brings me unspeakable joy
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Missing the days when, if a scary masked man approached us on the street, WE pepper sprayed HIM, not the other way around.
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Missing the days when, if a scary masked man approached us on the street, WE pepper sprayed HIM, not the other way around.
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Damn, that squirrel just stole an apple and ran up a tree. Imagine eating a fruit 3x’s the size of your head.
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Damn, that squirrel just stole an apple and ran up a tree. Imagine eating a fruit 3x’s the size of your head.