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I’m crawling out the Twitter cesspool to grab some fresh Bluesky air!

I’m still only here to follow/interact/stalk media types (at least I’m honest about it).

Follow at your own risk!
Damn, this too was the first thing I thought of and you beat me to it! Well played, GG!
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I will say this much, over the past 20+ years, Jimmy has been in a lane all his own. Not to take anything away from Colbert, Fallon, Letterman, and anyone else he’s shared that time slot with, pound for pound, there is nobody more open and authentic than Jimmy.
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Spaghetti-o’s?
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
At least they aren’t from Philly!
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media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Better trademark that shit now!
October 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I haven’t lived in Maryland in 25 years, but I wish I could have made one last trip there. It’ll be missed.
October 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Generations of kids in the DMV grew up with this place. I remember the late Pro Wrestler Big John Studd did local commercials for the place.

Many families just didn’t have the ability to drive the 2 or so hours North to Hersheypark or even the 2 hours South to Kings Dominion, so they went here.
October 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I know some outlets were reporting AWS went down about 3am, but perhaps this was the “canary in the coal mine”
October 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
They “ain’t nuthin’ ta f**k with!”
October 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
No matter the cost…

*cue the music*

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The Touch - Stan Bush (HD Restoration)
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October 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I can hear the song, but I’m good for the colonoscopy part for another three years. I’m already not looking forward to the prep nor coming out of the anesthesia. The prep part I can control, the waking up part not so much.
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I heard all the stuff on YT got yeeted. Sad, I would watch some of my fave bits from both incarnations of the channel when I was feeling down.
October 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Awaiting that divine intervention a good bit of us is waiting for.
October 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I mean if someone called in an issue from “The Tomb of the Unknown Bowler”, I would hope they would know where that was!
October 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Are they hosting the site on Geocities or maybe Tripod? 😜😂
October 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
OMG, I damn near spit my coffee reading this! 😂.
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September 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Thanks for saving me from going down that rabbit hole! 😂😜
September 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I mean you’re a couple of bottles of Soul Glow away from Cowboy Curtis, but I agree you’re closer to Toy story Jesse.
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September 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM