Jen
@juniperlilacs.bsky.social
Once compared to a summer’s day and found to be significantly more frigid.
🥴 Thanks, Mum & Dad.
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
🥴 Thanks, Mum & Dad.
I need to set aside an afternoon for this:
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I need to set aside an afternoon for this:
That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about
(My personal Trinity of cancelled shows I will never get over)
(My personal Trinity of cancelled shows I will never get over)
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about
(My personal Trinity of cancelled shows I will never get over)
(My personal Trinity of cancelled shows I will never get over)
Views from the pool. Cold evening breeze of late Tasmanian spring in beautiful contrast to the heated pool. I swam in a sun-shower outside, then floated in the hydro pool indoors for an hour, stretching out my middle aged muscles.
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Views from the pool. Cold evening breeze of late Tasmanian spring in beautiful contrast to the heated pool. I swam in a sun-shower outside, then floated in the hydro pool indoors for an hour, stretching out my middle aged muscles.
See also: Adults buying a literal toy fridge with collectible groceries to ‘fill the fridge’, including ‘rare’ collectible cartons of eggs - because the fantasy of luxurious abundance now starts at ‘being able to afford eggs’ for a lot of people.
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
See also: Adults buying a literal toy fridge with collectible groceries to ‘fill the fridge’, including ‘rare’ collectible cartons of eggs - because the fantasy of luxurious abundance now starts at ‘being able to afford eggs’ for a lot of people.
Excuse me: Look at Bosley.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Excuse me: Look at Bosley.
Perth Real Estate News from my in-laws is physically sickening. Pensioners were priced out decades ago but how the fuck is anybody my age with a good job even surviving?!!!:
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Perth Real Estate News from my in-laws is physically sickening. Pensioners were priced out decades ago but how the fuck is anybody my age with a good job even surviving?!!!:
There is a solution, but there shouldn’t have to be!
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
There is a solution, but there shouldn’t have to be!
Hey Apple, fucking why:
It was such a wonderfully simple function before! Why remove functionality!
It was such a wonderfully simple function before! Why remove functionality!
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Hey Apple, fucking why:
It was such a wonderfully simple function before! Why remove functionality!
It was such a wonderfully simple function before! Why remove functionality!
Meanwhile, on the hellscape formerly known as Twitter:
(Lol, lmao, and rofl)
(Lol, lmao, and rofl)
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Meanwhile, on the hellscape formerly known as Twitter:
(Lol, lmao, and rofl)
(Lol, lmao, and rofl)
Went into the $2 shop, found AI Slop 🥴
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Went into the $2 shop, found AI Slop 🥴
Straight men view your wife as a person and not a dog/car/possession challenge:
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Straight men view your wife as a person and not a dog/car/possession challenge:
As a Capricorn - Yes. 😂
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
As a Capricorn - Yes. 😂
Lolol the ATO has made some interesting user interface choices:
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Lolol the ATO has made some interesting user interface choices:
Mygov page: You have linked your mygov to the ATO!
ATO: Please link us to mygov to use this page to find your tax file number
Me: “I have linked you.”
ATO: You haven’t, you need to enter your tax file number to link us 🥰
Me:
ATO: Please link us to mygov to use this page to find your tax file number
Me: “I have linked you.”
ATO: You haven’t, you need to enter your tax file number to link us 🥰
Me:
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Mygov page: You have linked your mygov to the ATO!
ATO: Please link us to mygov to use this page to find your tax file number
Me: “I have linked you.”
ATO: You haven’t, you need to enter your tax file number to link us 🥰
Me:
ATO: Please link us to mygov to use this page to find your tax file number
Me: “I have linked you.”
ATO: You haven’t, you need to enter your tax file number to link us 🥰
Me:
Form I am filling out: Give tax file number
Me: Search for tax file number
ATO: Lost tax file number? Simply log in to us via mygov and we will tell you your tax file number!
Me: Login mygov, go to ATO login via mygov
ATO: To log in, simply enter your tax file number!
Me:
Me: Search for tax file number
ATO: Lost tax file number? Simply log in to us via mygov and we will tell you your tax file number!
Me: Login mygov, go to ATO login via mygov
ATO: To log in, simply enter your tax file number!
Me:
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Form I am filling out: Give tax file number
Me: Search for tax file number
ATO: Lost tax file number? Simply log in to us via mygov and we will tell you your tax file number!
Me: Login mygov, go to ATO login via mygov
ATO: To log in, simply enter your tax file number!
Me:
Me: Search for tax file number
ATO: Lost tax file number? Simply log in to us via mygov and we will tell you your tax file number!
Me: Login mygov, go to ATO login via mygov
ATO: To log in, simply enter your tax file number!
Me:
Post-physio I floated on my back under the open, cloudy sky for 15 minutes. After being trapped indoors for a week it was spectacular for my mental health.
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Post-physio I floated on my back under the open, cloudy sky for 15 minutes. After being trapped indoors for a week it was spectacular for my mental health.
Spent a good 20 minutes on the badge drawers at the antique shop:
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Spent a good 20 minutes on the badge drawers at the antique shop:
These quotes from the linked article are rhetorically disingenuous at best, stunning projection at worst. We’re talking about a football stadium here. One the experts have told you not to build. #politas
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
These quotes from the linked article are rhetorically disingenuous at best, stunning projection at worst. We’re talking about a football stadium here. One the experts have told you not to build. #politas
So Jeremy is Officially Sick™️, I am waiting to see if I am too or if it’s just hayfever, and I thought I’d do some more crochet while watching trash tv Ally McBeal, only to get smacked in the face with A TRANSGENDER EPISODE.
Yes, AN ALLY MCBEAL TRANS EPISODE IN 1997.
It’s as bad as you think, yes.
Yes, AN ALLY MCBEAL TRANS EPISODE IN 1997.
It’s as bad as you think, yes.
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
So Jeremy is Officially Sick™️, I am waiting to see if I am too or if it’s just hayfever, and I thought I’d do some more crochet while watching trash tv Ally McBeal, only to get smacked in the face with A TRANSGENDER EPISODE.
Yes, AN ALLY MCBEAL TRANS EPISODE IN 1997.
It’s as bad as you think, yes.
Yes, AN ALLY MCBEAL TRANS EPISODE IN 1997.
It’s as bad as you think, yes.
Your lutruwita Tasmania moment:\
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Your lutruwita Tasmania moment:\
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Are the same that burn crosses
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Are the same that burn crosses
In other news I continue to torture myself by watching Ally McBeal in 2025. I need a low attention show while I crochet this blanket, but WHEW my intersectional feminism. If I ever want to explain the late 90s to someone born this century, it works great as a historical dysfunction time capsule.
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
In other news I continue to torture myself by watching Ally McBeal in 2025. I need a low attention show while I crochet this blanket, but WHEW my intersectional feminism. If I ever want to explain the late 90s to someone born this century, it works great as a historical dysfunction time capsule.
Blank pages with perforations in the end section, and of course the classic Leuchtturm labels and rear pocket! Small enough to fit in every handbag.
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Blank pages with perforations in the end section, and of course the classic Leuchtturm labels and rear pocket! Small enough to fit in every handbag.