Jupin's Gems
@jupinsgems.bsky.social
Fan account for @whmpodcast.bsky.social's Andrew @jupinwhm.bsky.social. Quotes delivered to you as soon as sandwichly possible. Run by @rchris.bsky.social. Also: SajdaksSayings and Szyszkas-Screeds
"Linda Hamilton is like your aunt at Thanksgiving who is like, ‘FINE! I’ll go smoke on the porch!’"
-Terminator: Dark Fate
-Terminator: Dark Fate
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Linda Hamilton is like your aunt at Thanksgiving who is like, ‘FINE! I’ll go smoke on the porch!’"
-Terminator: Dark Fate
-Terminator: Dark Fate
"Here’s my question about this Batman: He says Gotham is safe and doesn’t need him anymore. If you succeeded and eliminated crime from Gotham, that’s cool, but why are you a weird shut-in with super-long hair and a Peter Bogdanovich neckerchief?"
-The Flash (live)
-The Flash (live)
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"Here’s my question about this Batman: He says Gotham is safe and doesn’t need him anymore. If you succeeded and eliminated crime from Gotham, that’s cool, but why are you a weird shut-in with super-long hair and a Peter Bogdanovich neckerchief?"
-The Flash (live)
-The Flash (live)
"If you didn’t know these dudes were German terrorists, they’d make a really good American hair metal band."
-Die Hard
-Die Hard
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"If you didn’t know these dudes were German terrorists, they’d make a really good American hair metal band."
-Die Hard
-Die Hard
"Rusty Ryan, Rob Ryan's brother. The third Ryan. It's Rex, Rob, and Rusty." (Steve)
"Yeah, and they all have foot fetishes."
-Ocean's Twelve
"Yeah, and they all have foot fetishes."
-Ocean's Twelve
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Rusty Ryan, Rob Ryan's brother. The third Ryan. It's Rex, Rob, and Rusty." (Steve)
"Yeah, and they all have foot fetishes."
-Ocean's Twelve
"Yeah, and they all have foot fetishes."
-Ocean's Twelve
""We’ve been jokingly calling this ‘Thor: Grabass and Cancer,’ but another title for it could be ‘Natalie Portman in a Series of Unfortunate Wigs.’"
-Thor: Love and Thunder
-Thor: Love and Thunder
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
""We’ve been jokingly calling this ‘Thor: Grabass and Cancer,’ but another title for it could be ‘Natalie Portman in a Series of Unfortunate Wigs.’"
-Thor: Love and Thunder
-Thor: Love and Thunder
"Steve, LOL to your idea that this kid cares about his schoolwork. Are you fucking kidding me? This has ‘Dropout’ written all over that big forehead."
"It’s an ‘F’ for ‘Forehead.’" (Eric)
-The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
"It’s an ‘F’ for ‘Forehead.’" (Eric)
-The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"Steve, LOL to your idea that this kid cares about his schoolwork. Are you fucking kidding me? This has ‘Dropout’ written all over that big forehead."
"It’s an ‘F’ for ‘Forehead.’" (Eric)
-The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
"It’s an ‘F’ for ‘Forehead.’" (Eric)
-The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
"Man, Alex Jones could be a Marvel character." (Eric)
"He’d be like Kingpin’s loser brother."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
"He’d be like Kingpin’s loser brother."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"Man, Alex Jones could be a Marvel character." (Eric)
"He’d be like Kingpin’s loser brother."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
"He’d be like Kingpin’s loser brother."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
"This is Alien vs. Predator, or AVP, as the fans call it. And the lazy-ass poster art called it."
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"This is Alien vs. Predator, or AVP, as the fans call it. And the lazy-ass poster art called it."
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
"Ben Chaplin is like a British Mark Duplass, with like a fifth of the charm."
"Mark Du-less." (Eric)
-The Truth About Cats and Dogs
"Mark Du-less." (Eric)
-The Truth About Cats and Dogs
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"Ben Chaplin is like a British Mark Duplass, with like a fifth of the charm."
"Mark Du-less." (Eric)
-The Truth About Cats and Dogs
"Mark Du-less." (Eric)
-The Truth About Cats and Dogs
"So these are wands here?" (Eric)
"Yeah, this is basically the Foot Locker for wands."
-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stonementary
"Yeah, this is basically the Foot Locker for wands."
-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stonementary
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"So these are wands here?" (Eric)
"Yeah, this is basically the Foot Locker for wands."
-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stonementary
"Yeah, this is basically the Foot Locker for wands."
-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stonementary
"I don’t know if I can do Jim Belushi trying a bad Southern accent." (Steve)
"I tried doing it earlier…"
"Did you pull something?" (Eric)
"I passed out!"
-Retroactive
"I tried doing it earlier…"
"Did you pull something?" (Eric)
"I passed out!"
-Retroactive
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"I don’t know if I can do Jim Belushi trying a bad Southern accent." (Steve)
"I tried doing it earlier…"
"Did you pull something?" (Eric)
"I passed out!"
-Retroactive
"I tried doing it earlier…"
"Did you pull something?" (Eric)
"I passed out!"
-Retroactive
"In this movie, it’s hats upon hats!" (Andrew)
"The hat at the end of Silence of the Lambs, I would argue, is a gateway hat, Steve. You buy a hat like that for a disguise and you look baller as hell."
-Hannibal
"The hat at the end of Silence of the Lambs, I would argue, is a gateway hat, Steve. You buy a hat like that for a disguise and you look baller as hell."
-Hannibal
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"In this movie, it’s hats upon hats!" (Andrew)
"The hat at the end of Silence of the Lambs, I would argue, is a gateway hat, Steve. You buy a hat like that for a disguise and you look baller as hell."
-Hannibal
"The hat at the end of Silence of the Lambs, I would argue, is a gateway hat, Steve. You buy a hat like that for a disguise and you look baller as hell."
-Hannibal
"Can you imagine if Brando saw this movie?" (Eric)
"Oh man, he’d have a fat fit."
-Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
"Oh man, he’d have a fat fit."
-Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"Can you imagine if Brando saw this movie?" (Eric)
"Oh man, he’d have a fat fit."
-Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
"Oh man, he’d have a fat fit."
-Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
"In the case of Arnold Schwarzennegger, wearing a normal person-sized cowboy hat is one of the funniest things you’ll ever see."
"You have to go to a Mexican restaurant where they have a big cowboy hat on a bear, and take that." (Steve)
-Sabotage
"You have to go to a Mexican restaurant where they have a big cowboy hat on a bear, and take that." (Steve)
-Sabotage
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"In the case of Arnold Schwarzennegger, wearing a normal person-sized cowboy hat is one of the funniest things you’ll ever see."
"You have to go to a Mexican restaurant where they have a big cowboy hat on a bear, and take that." (Steve)
-Sabotage
"You have to go to a Mexican restaurant where they have a big cowboy hat on a bear, and take that." (Steve)
-Sabotage
"They always made David Boreanaz look like Gaston in Angel flashbacks."
-Dracula 2000
-Dracula 2000
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"They always made David Boreanaz look like Gaston in Angel flashbacks."
-Dracula 2000
-Dracula 2000
"From second one of this movie, Hunk-a-mania runs wild on you! And you’re like, how are these guys not knee-deep in it right now?"
"We’re assembling a super team of psychic hunks!" (Eric)
-Dreamcatcher
"We’re assembling a super team of psychic hunks!" (Eric)
-Dreamcatcher
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"From second one of this movie, Hunk-a-mania runs wild on you! And you’re like, how are these guys not knee-deep in it right now?"
"We’re assembling a super team of psychic hunks!" (Eric)
-Dreamcatcher
"We’re assembling a super team of psychic hunks!" (Eric)
-Dreamcatcher
"She had a career in the early aughts as the attractive white lady that just shows up in things, right?" (Steve)
"She’s one of those actors who can phase in and out of things totally unknown like the Invisible Woman."
-On Ali Larter; Final Destination 2
"She’s one of those actors who can phase in and out of things totally unknown like the Invisible Woman."
-On Ali Larter; Final Destination 2
October 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"She had a career in the early aughts as the attractive white lady that just shows up in things, right?" (Steve)
"She’s one of those actors who can phase in and out of things totally unknown like the Invisible Woman."
-On Ali Larter; Final Destination 2
"She’s one of those actors who can phase in and out of things totally unknown like the Invisible Woman."
-On Ali Larter; Final Destination 2
"Even I had a Big Dog t-shirt! It looked terrible! We got it from J.C. Penney, and it was too big."
-Man's Best Friend
-Man's Best Friend
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"Even I had a Big Dog t-shirt! It looked terrible! We got it from J.C. Penney, and it was too big."
-Man's Best Friend
-Man's Best Friend
"What is with this Jay Leno-esque fleet of cars he has?!" (Steve)
"Well, that’s like a Mr. Miyagi prequel. That was his other life, like he had a Gone in 60 Seconds situation."
-The Karate Kid (live)
"Well, that’s like a Mr. Miyagi prequel. That was his other life, like he had a Gone in 60 Seconds situation."
-The Karate Kid (live)
October 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"What is with this Jay Leno-esque fleet of cars he has?!" (Steve)
"Well, that’s like a Mr. Miyagi prequel. That was his other life, like he had a Gone in 60 Seconds situation."
-The Karate Kid (live)
"Well, that’s like a Mr. Miyagi prequel. That was his other life, like he had a Gone in 60 Seconds situation."
-The Karate Kid (live)
"'Hey, uh, Lomax, thanks for getting me off. You wanna go split 2000 pancakes with me?'" (Steve)
"‘That is way too many pancakes, Hog Beast!’"
-The Devil's Advocate
"‘That is way too many pancakes, Hog Beast!’"
-The Devil's Advocate
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"'Hey, uh, Lomax, thanks for getting me off. You wanna go split 2000 pancakes with me?'" (Steve)
"‘That is way too many pancakes, Hog Beast!’"
-The Devil's Advocate
"‘That is way too many pancakes, Hog Beast!’"
-The Devil's Advocate
"Tony is also a coy motherfucker." (Chris)
"Well, you gotta play it cool - you’re living in someone’s mouth."
-The Shining
"Well, you gotta play it cool - you’re living in someone’s mouth."
-The Shining
October 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"Tony is also a coy motherfucker." (Chris)
"Well, you gotta play it cool - you’re living in someone’s mouth."
-The Shining
"Well, you gotta play it cool - you’re living in someone’s mouth."
-The Shining
"One of the spookiest moments in this film is right up front: Jack Nicholson on a job interview. Man…"
-The Shining
-The Shining
October 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
"One of the spookiest moments in this film is right up front: Jack Nicholson on a job interview. Man…"
-The Shining
-The Shining
"Also horror icon Buck Flower, noted for playing a drunk, homeless man in...everything. Those missing teeth at the front, that’s real."
-Wishmaster
-Wishmaster
October 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"Also horror icon Buck Flower, noted for playing a drunk, homeless man in...everything. Those missing teeth at the front, that’s real."
-Wishmaster
-Wishmaster
"This gun’s got like a universal remote on it." (Steve)
"You can kill somebody AND reprogram your VCR at the same time."
-Predators
"You can kill somebody AND reprogram your VCR at the same time."
-Predators
October 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"This gun’s got like a universal remote on it." (Steve)
"You can kill somebody AND reprogram your VCR at the same time."
-Predators
"You can kill somebody AND reprogram your VCR at the same time."
-Predators
"He’s got a mullet to beat the band!"
"He looks like a fat horse!" (Steve)
"Tom Arnold stars as ‘Fat Horse,’ coming to CBS!"
"‘Butterbiscuit.’" (Chris)
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
"He looks like a fat horse!" (Steve)
"Tom Arnold stars as ‘Fat Horse,’ coming to CBS!"
"‘Butterbiscuit.’" (Chris)
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
October 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"He’s got a mullet to beat the band!"
"He looks like a fat horse!" (Steve)
"Tom Arnold stars as ‘Fat Horse,’ coming to CBS!"
"‘Butterbiscuit.’" (Chris)
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
"He looks like a fat horse!" (Steve)
"Tom Arnold stars as ‘Fat Horse,’ coming to CBS!"
"‘Butterbiscuit.’" (Chris)
-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare