Well, he told us what to expect. Trump's been talking about picking a fight with Venezuela for months. We speculated that he would try to use a war to suspend elections so he can remain in office beyond 2028. The oil is probably the main goal, but multiple things can be true at once.

If you're interested in what constitutes political violence...

Didn't the orange menace also tell us to "get over" deadly gun violence events after 24 hours? Well, Chuckles got his 24 hours. Now, release the Epstein files.