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Joe Lonsdale is a sociopathic asshole.
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
But how does that work if we're not a signatory to the ICC? Does that simply mean they're safe as long as they don't travel to those countries?
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I actually keep hoping for some friendly intervention here, but after some of the things we've done to other countries, I'm not really holding my breath.
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
He would have to rewrite the UCMJ, and that takes an incredibly long time, even when the change is universally agreed upon.
The military isn't only governed by civilian law or the constitution, so he has more hoops than he has lifespan left... hopefully.
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
From what I remember from 1 undergrad Poli-Sci class, they just can't pardon state charges. But the assumption was that they wouldn't pardon murder without strong, compelling evidence and an extreme circumstance. We didn't even consider this shit being the situation.
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Oh, what fun!
We're rationalizing murder, how American.

I want off this timeline.
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My current worry is that he's going to preemptively pardon all involved, which has a decent probability given his recent record.
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You lost me at molasses, but everything else sounds great.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
As someone with an average understanding of how the government is supposed to work, can Rand Paul explain to me (like I'm 5) what we can do to stop this that they can't? They already have the authority and proximity, right? Does he need a majority opinion to give him permission?
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well, he told us what to expect. Trump's been talking about picking a fight with Venezuela for months. We speculated that he would try to use a war to suspend elections so he can remain in office beyond 2028. The oil is probably the main goal, but multiple things can be true at once.
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
...that actually doesn't look bad.

But I am very weird sometimes.
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It feels like you're being obtuse. Nobody said to not have oversight. I'm saying there needs to be follow-through on the oversight. Don't hear what I didn't say.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The oversight isn't the problem. It's the lack of follow-through from DOJ that is, since 2020 at least. They mull it over forever.

Oversight is "yep, this is happening. We have proof. Here it is."

Then what?

Also, never intended to come off as blaming you - just voicing frustration.
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Can this guy just please have a debilitating stroke already? Just... hammer one monster clot home in his left temporal lobe. Really get it wedged nice and tight. Make it comfy so it doesn’t leave.
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'm tired of trying to maintain optimism. It's not being negative if you're being realistic and anticipating repeating patterns, calling them out and demanding accountability. Ffs, if we live in such unprecedented times, let's start setting precedent for real justice for once!
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm waiting for the day "vigorous oversight" guarantees appropriate, immediate, and proportionate consequences.

Until then, it's just more of the same: obvious evidence of heinous crimes that lead to absolutely nothing meaningful.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The first one, okay, slightly irrational.
The other two? Justified.
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
A badge of honor for anyone with basic integrity. Sometimes, a job just isn't worth it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
There are several problems which he created that he has yet to solve.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Under Article 92 of the UCMJ, servicemembers are required to obey lawful orders and disobey unlawful orders.
Unlawful orders include those that violate the constitution, international human rights standards, and/or the Geneva convention.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM