Christopher Wood
@justchriswood.bsky.social
📍= 🇺🇸, ♥️ = 🇬🇧. I’m into films, music, games (video and tabletop), football (⚽️) and cricket (🏏). Trying to be kinder to myself.
Men want one thing and it’s disgusting.
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Men want one thing and it’s disgusting.
“I am Ozymandias, King of Kings.
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.”
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.”
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“I am Ozymandias, King of Kings.
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.”
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.”
‘The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa’
October 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
‘The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa’
I’m a dead man.
October 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m a dead man.
Meanwhile, at the White House:
August 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Meanwhile, at the White House:
The last thing you see before you die:
July 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The last thing you see before you die:
I think we can safely assume that the New York Post employs some of the dumbest motherfuckers on God’s Green Earth.
July 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I think we can safely assume that the New York Post employs some of the dumbest motherfuckers on God’s Green Earth.
“You’re on the computer again? How dare you.”
July 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
“You’re on the computer again? How dare you.”
*chuckle* I’m in danger.
May 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
*chuckle* I’m in danger.
Technically an hour and a half drive away, but no one sets movies, even Stephen King-esque “horrors of small town America”, where I’m from.
A movie that takes place where you’re from:
A movie that takes place where you’re from:
April 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Technically an hour and a half drive away, but no one sets movies, even Stephen King-esque “horrors of small town America”, where I’m from.
A movie that takes place where you’re from:
A movie that takes place where you’re from:
Post-Game Report: Eggman kicked my ass up one side of the stage and down the other. I didn’t land a single hit on him, and my last two lives slipped away in two turns.
Chemical Plant Zone is the hardest zone in the game, and doubly hard to do solo.
Chemical Plant Zone is the hardest zone in the game, and doubly hard to do solo.
February 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Post-Game Report: Eggman kicked my ass up one side of the stage and down the other. I didn’t land a single hit on him, and my last two lives slipped away in two turns.
Chemical Plant Zone is the hardest zone in the game, and doubly hard to do solo.
Chemical Plant Zone is the hardest zone in the game, and doubly hard to do solo.
Ready to roll.
February 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Ready to roll.
This is what I call a “bad day at the office.” #metalgear #boardgames
February 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is what I call a “bad day at the office.” #metalgear #boardgames
We all resist in our own way.
#FuckTrump
#FuckTrump
February 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We all resist in our own way.
#FuckTrump
#FuckTrump
@loadingreadyrun.com A request for a future AFK:
January 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
@loadingreadyrun.com A request for a future AFK:
2025 - 2029 be like
January 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
2025 - 2029 be like
My Overcast stats for 2024.
December 3, 2024 at 4:44 PM
My Overcast stats for 2024.
Making the jump tonight.
November 12, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Making the jump tonight.
I set my phone up to display a random photo of my cats as my Lock Screen during work. That has proven to be a mistake.
September 27, 2023 at 11:54 PM
I set my phone up to display a random photo of my cats as my Lock Screen during work. That has proven to be a mistake.
Got a chance to toy around with the iPhone 15 Pro Max, and man alive, is it good to hold. Plus, the 5x zoom is no joke. The only question now is how to come up with the $1300 I’ll need to buy one.
September 24, 2023 at 5:37 PM
Got a chance to toy around with the iPhone 15 Pro Max, and man alive, is it good to hold. Plus, the 5x zoom is no joke. The only question now is how to come up with the $1300 I’ll need to buy one.