Justin Eisinger
@justineisinger.bsky.social
Co-Author THEY CALLED US ENEMY & IT RHYMES WITH TAKEI | New series HOW’D THEY MAKE THAT?! coming 2026 | Rep: @dzhyde.bsky.social @hillnadell.bsky.social | Opinions are my own 🗣👐
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It's official -- IT RHYMES WITH TAKEI!
Sometimes a life is too big to fit into one graphic novel, so I'm incredibly excited that today George Takei has announced the next graphic exploration of his life...
Pre-order your copy today: www.topshelfcomix.com/mobile/news/...
Sometimes a life is too big to fit into one graphic novel, so I'm incredibly excited that today George Takei has announced the next graphic exploration of his life...
Pre-order your copy today: www.topshelfcomix.com/mobile/news/...
Found a brand-new pair of Stance socks in my closet that I bought years ago at Ross for $5.99. Now other folks are selling them on eBay for $50.
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Found a brand-new pair of Stance socks in my closet that I bought years ago at Ross for $5.99. Now other folks are selling them on eBay for $50.
I 100% smash more than this every day in the gym. No alpha male energy needed.
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I 100% smash more than this every day in the gym. No alpha male energy needed.
No, but I bet he could rip a fat vape
Do you ever think about how George Washington had no idea what a dinosaur was.
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
No, but I bet he could rip a fat vape
Fortunate to have gotten this great photo at Genghis Con in Cleveland.
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Fortunate to have gotten this great photo at Genghis Con in Cleveland.
It’s beginning to look a bit like Christmas.
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It’s beginning to look a bit like Christmas.
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Usagi Yojimbo: Kaitō ‘84! Coming March 2026 by me and the amazing @comicnerd1988 . Ask your local retailers about preorders! Every order counts and hopefully I can draw on a copy for you someday! Thank you all for the support and encouragement so far- and especially thanks to @darkhorsecomics
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Usagi Yojimbo: Kaitō ‘84! Coming March 2026 by me and the amazing @comicnerd1988 . Ask your local retailers about preorders! Every order counts and hopefully I can draw on a copy for you someday! Thank you all for the support and encouragement so far- and especially thanks to @darkhorsecomics
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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www.nybooks.com/articles/202... i'm trying to read this essay but i keep getting stuck on that bill's name
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
www.nybooks.com/articles/202... i'm trying to read this essay but i keep getting stuck on that bill's name
I remember several years ago pitching this idea with the same name as a YA graphic novel series.
The U.S.S. Athena finds itself under attack in the clip from Paramount+ and Showrunners/EPs Alex Kurtzman & Noga Landau's Holly Hunter and Paul Giamatti-starring Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. / #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy #CCXP
The U.S.S. Athena finds itself under attack in the clip from Paramount+ and Showrunners/EPs Alex Kurtzman & Noga Landau's Holly Hunter and Paul Giamatti-starring Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. / #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy #CCXP
The U.S.S. Athena is under attack in the clip from Paramount+'s Holly Hunter and Paul Giamatti-starring Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.
dlvr.it
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I remember several years ago pitching this idea with the same name as a YA graphic novel series.
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Oh, have I got a word for you!
Introducing #trumpery
In use since the 15th century, this word descends from Middle English meaning 'deceit'. In speech, it means 'worthless nonsense' aka bullshit. In wares, it means 'trivial, useless articles' as in everything he hawks
Introducing #trumpery
In use since the 15th century, this word descends from Middle English meaning 'deceit'. In speech, it means 'worthless nonsense' aka bullshit. In wares, it means 'trivial, useless articles' as in everything he hawks
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Oh, have I got a word for you!
Introducing #trumpery
In use since the 15th century, this word descends from Middle English meaning 'deceit'. In speech, it means 'worthless nonsense' aka bullshit. In wares, it means 'trivial, useless articles' as in everything he hawks
Introducing #trumpery
In use since the 15th century, this word descends from Middle English meaning 'deceit'. In speech, it means 'worthless nonsense' aka bullshit. In wares, it means 'trivial, useless articles' as in everything he hawks
I think about this a lot.
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I think about this a lot.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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I am calling for Wilmer’s immediate release from NWIPC—he has NO criminal convictions, he poses no threat to the community, and he urgently needs appropriate medical care since ICE is denying him the treatment he requires.
I am grateful for Wilmer’s willingness to let me share his story.
I am grateful for Wilmer’s willingness to let me share his story.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I am calling for Wilmer’s immediate release from NWIPC—he has NO criminal convictions, he poses no threat to the community, and he urgently needs appropriate medical care since ICE is denying him the treatment he requires.
I am grateful for Wilmer’s willingness to let me share his story.
I am grateful for Wilmer’s willingness to let me share his story.
If social media had been around, is this with the last years of Reagan‘s administration would’ve looked like?
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If social media had been around, is this with the last years of Reagan‘s administration would’ve looked like?
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The most interesting part of this story isn’t that the pipe bomber is MAGA. That was blatantly obvious. What should interest folks is that the FBI and DoJ hid that fact from you, and still haven’t made a statement. This info is coming from sources on the condition of anonymity.
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The most interesting part of this story isn’t that the pipe bomber is MAGA. That was blatantly obvious. What should interest folks is that the FBI and DoJ hid that fact from you, and still haven’t made a statement. This info is coming from sources on the condition of anonymity.
I know this is a joke, but it makes a good point: unless we print all our favorite shit from the Internet, someday it’s all gonna just disappear.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I know this is a joke, but it makes a good point: unless we print all our favorite shit from the Internet, someday it’s all gonna just disappear.
I bought one of these Kirkland signature fleece lined jackets for $27 to wear to the gym and walk the dogs, and not only is it the best $27 I’ve spent, it might be the best jacket I’ve ever bought.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I bought one of these Kirkland signature fleece lined jackets for $27 to wear to the gym and walk the dogs, and not only is it the best $27 I’ve spent, it might be the best jacket I’ve ever bought.
It’s funny to see reports about high profile arrests when other news is about high profile pardons.
a cartoon of a green snake with potato-yi written on the bottom
Alt: a cartoon of a green snake swallowing its own tail.
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s funny to see reports about high profile arrests when other news is about high profile pardons.
I don’t know what the reckoning’s gonna look like, but it’s gonna be a goddamn wild.
"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
www.sfgate.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I don’t know what the reckoning’s gonna look like, but it’s gonna be a goddamn wild.
This is a good take! Corporate greed has the traditional value proposition all effed up.
You know, I think if I owned the rights to a century's worth of the most acclaimed films ever like The Wizard of Oz and 2001, plus all the most popular characters in cartoon history, plus Superman and Batman, plus tons of other stuff, I could probably make enough money I wouldn't need to sell it.
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This is a good take! Corporate greed has the traditional value proposition all effed up.
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Woke up with a bad president again. This sucks.
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Woke up with a bad president again. This sucks.
"Clocked in on the block by my old house
Make my own hours but I never get to clock out"
Since all my days just blend into an amorphous blob I think about this rhyme on "Trapper Keeper" by Weekend Money all the time.
Make my own hours but I never get to clock out"
Since all my days just blend into an amorphous blob I think about this rhyme on "Trapper Keeper" by Weekend Money all the time.
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"Clocked in on the block by my old house
Make my own hours but I never get to clock out"
Since all my days just blend into an amorphous blob I think about this rhyme on "Trapper Keeper" by Weekend Money all the time.
Make my own hours but I never get to clock out"
Since all my days just blend into an amorphous blob I think about this rhyme on "Trapper Keeper" by Weekend Money all the time.
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ROCK AND ROLL IS NOT A SUITABLE BUILDING MATERIAL CARGILL IT BOTH ROCKS AND ROLLS HOW DO YOU BUILD ON THAT SAFELY I ASK YOU
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ROCK AND ROLL IS NOT A SUITABLE BUILDING MATERIAL CARGILL IT BOTH ROCKS AND ROLLS HOW DO YOU BUILD ON THAT SAFELY I ASK YOU
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Five years ago, Jason Sudeikis liked a tweet I made about Ted Lasso.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Five years ago, Jason Sudeikis liked a tweet I made about Ted Lasso.