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Just Mike
@justmike.bsky.social
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Four score and 7 years ago....

A woodworker and a troublemaker.
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It is pretty cute
A carved penguin sitting down wearing a blue scarf and a Santa hat
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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My carvings are out. Okay, the one isn't mine. It was my parents, so I display it with mine.
A bunch of hand carved Santas and Angels sitting on a short cabinet
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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A picture of Sherman Hemsley as George Jefferson. It says, "Happy Thanksgivng, you jive turkeys!"
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Yes, please
If you're going back Friday shopping, please be a decent human being and turn your phone horizontal b4 recording fights. Thanks!
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Got some ink today. First time in well over a year. Going to have different artists do different small tattoos in the hex pattern. I had the guy that did the hexagons do the apple and worm. It was in his flash and reminded me of the Richard Scarry books I read as a kid.
My right calf with a pattern of open hexagons on it. A closeup of one of the hexagons with an apple on it and a worm coming out of it
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet. Get in the fucking van.
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I'm asking the difficult questions lately.

101 Dalmations
"Which bed are you pissing the hardest in:" It is 4 pictures of kids bedding including Barney, Cabbage Patch Kids, Sesame Street, and 101 Dalmations.
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Friend: you wanna go out Friday? Me: I totally would but I already have my pajamas on and everything Friend: but it's only Monday Me: yes
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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It's all about the clench power. Happy Sinday
A knit sweater that says "Anal bead tug-o-war champion"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Anyone wanna play a game where we hide the pickle?
A stuffed pickle in a store wearing an elf costume. The packaging says, "I'm a pickle! Hide and seek plush."
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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I'm not one to tell people who to block, but if you want to avoid drama, avoid this person. She deletes accounts and comes back as a new account. This is the 4th or 5th I've blocked of hers.

Currently has almost 100 posts, 0 followers and 0 following.
A screenshot of a post by @talulapi314, in which she says i'm Speaker Mike Johnson and a skinhead.
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Is it just me? It can't be just me.
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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So far 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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No inspirational quote for today. Punch them if you need to.
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I do look good in bucket hats 😆
Me wearing white sunglasses and a bucket hat on the beach
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Reading way above my grade level didnt get Mr as far in life as I had hoped
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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My snuggle buddy tonight.
A brown headed Jack Russell Terrier with her head stuck out from a blanket.
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Your next task is to not mention how dark it is at 5pm for the next 3 months It's a picture of the competitors in Squid Game looking upset
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Dear NBC... try using spellcheck
An intro video for the football game on NBC in which they spell Seattle with only 1 t
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Orange chicken dino nuggets. Follow me for more recipes.
A bowl of dino nuggets with an orange sauce, sesame seeds, and some diced scallions
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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They loved it.
A picture of a front porch with a jack o lantern and an orange bowl. A hand written sign says, "Plwaae only ONE crab rangoon per kid."
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Yep
"If you are ever feeling stupid, just remember that Walmart sells skeletons of invertebrate animals." It includes a picture of an "octopus skeleton"
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Half of the potatoes are gone
October 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Trick or treating is tonight in my town. Don't question it. We are giving the kids an option of candy or a potato.
2 plastic cauldrons in front of a fire pit. One has candy. The other has potatoes
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I'm no Portland Frog, but I got it going on with this
Me in an 8 foot inflatable flamingo costume
October 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM