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Shea
@justsheavassar.bsky.social
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💥 i write jokes and make memes and post on the internet
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justsheavassar.bsky.social
I’m posting this pic of me with a very important link for my friend Mai who just lost her father after everything else has been destroyed gofund.me/92985064

If you can please share and compliment this selfie so we can get this to as many people as possible!! ❤️🍉
A mirror selfie of Shea (pale brunette long hair) wearing a black t shirt with a screen grab of Tony Soprano on a horse from the HBO show the Sopranos
June 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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like and follow if you have:
the phrase ‘mommy issues’ that is sparkly and in the style of like a y2k gif
May 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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he’s watching me watch The Sweet Smell of Success (1957) on @tcmtv.bsky.social
A tuxedo cat looks down from his cat tree
May 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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it’s gonna be a crazy weekend!!!
A screenshot of a brunette drinking from a mason jar full of orange liquid and text that reads “drinking Metamucil before bed because I inherited my dad’s personality and his gastrointestinal issues.”
May 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I’m sorry but if you read this and don’t get that what’s going on is real life colonization than idk what else to tell you

source: www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
A screenshot that says: “This now seems to have changed. Once “Operation Gideon’s Chariots” is under way, Israel will send its troops across much – if not all – of Gaza, and will seek to establish a “sustained presence” there, Israel officials said. Israeli officials are also talking openly about the displacement of Palestinians to southern Gaza, and their potential “voluntary” displacement from the territory altogether to allow the implementation of the reconstruction plan announced by the US president, Donald Trump, in January. The far-right Israeli finance minister, Bezalel Smotrich, told Israelis on Monday to embrace the word “occupation”. All this will confirm many people’s long-held fears of Israel’s intentions in Gaza and prompt international outrage.” A screenshot that says: “More than 1,200 people died, mostly civilians, in the Hamas surprise raid into Israel in 2023 that triggered the war, and about 250 were taken prisoner, of whom 58 remain in Gaza. More than 52,000 Palestinians, mostly civilians, have died in the Israeli offensive there which followed.”
May 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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what I looked like when Josie and the Pussycats (2001) was the vhs i watched on repeat every weekend
A pale brunette child sitting in a plastic chair and reading a hotel Bible. The vibe is overall awkward
April 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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here’s a bts of the two leads on set of my film we wrapped earlier this month ☺️🤭🥲
A picture of two women: one a pale brunette in a denim shirt and one a Native butch lesbian in a cutoff dark red cut off tank top sitting on the back of a pickup truck. Some film crew are seen out of focus in the background
April 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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taken at last Monday’s wrap party 🥲 still amazed that we shot a freaking film that I WROTE!!!!!!!!
A picture of Shea in a yellow dress smiling in front of the Tulsa skyline
April 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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who cares about those 40 under 40 lists!!! I aspire to be named as one of the five comedians living with OCD!!!!!!
A screenshot of an email that has a subject line of: From Nikki Glaser to Howie Mandel, 5 comedians who live with OCD
April 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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sorry I haven’t been chronically online!! I’ve been busy directing and producing a short film!!!!!
A pale brunette (Shea Vassar) wearing a dark red t shirt with the movie poster from the film The Outsiders smiling in front of a monitor on a film set.
April 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Here’s us at the zoo!
a selfie of a a couple posing with their tongues out in front of a little sign that says ‘Smithsonian National Zoological Park’
April 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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this headshot gives off the vibe of the quirky weird friend in a sitcom that is always around even though she has never once been invited to anything she shows up to
a headshot photo of a woman (Shea) scrunching her face oddly and looking at the camera weird
April 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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A picture of a buffalo in a big green pasture probably around dusk and white text that says “I need to disassociate in a big field”
March 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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a lil selfie on this cloudy Friday afternoon 😇
A selfie of Shea (pale Cherokee) with dark brown hair and she is wearing a jean button up with a cream tank under
March 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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The texting meme template but with two guys, the first texting “good job Pete and your team!” And the second responding with 👊🇺🇸🔥. This is a reference to the news about war plans happening via Signal group chats.
March 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Emmanuel Lubezki has won multiple Oscars for his cinematography on movies like The Revenant (2016) but I think his best work is The Cat in the Hat (2004)
A screengrab from the 2004 film The Cat in the Hat with Mike Myers playing the titular role
March 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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facebook recommending I share a recent photo with my dead mom is so funny like CAN U READ THE ROOM??
A screenshot of a Facebook template that says “12 years ago: Then and Now” which is prompting me to add a photo comparing a picture of me and my mom 12 years ago and now
March 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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CREW CALL! ⚠️ Tulsa based crew prioritized!

More info and apply: forms.gle/oEUyjEHu9Qwy...
Crew call! April 12-14, Tulsa, Oklahoma Non union, paid, 2 meals provided per day Looking for: - assistant director - assistant camera - production assistants - production sound mixer Please find more information for each role and apply via the Google form. Have questions or want to get involved but aren’t sure how? Email us at cloudsinmycoffeeproductions@gmail.com
March 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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felt cute today 💛🌟🌻🌝🌼🐝🍌
A mirror selfie of Shea aka a pale brunette with dark hair featuring a yellow mask
March 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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WE DID IT!!!!
A screenshot that shows a green arch describing that 100% of a $10,000 goal was raised
March 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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There’s just a few more days to help us get to 100% of our budget! seedandspark.com/fund/julie-t...
An image that says “donate today to support this independent film project!” Julie Takes A Walk: a film project by Shea vassar
March 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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A still life from earlier this afternoon
a Birds Eye view picture of a hairy leg with a new balance sneaker, a joint, a cup of coffee, and a yellow lighter
March 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Y’ALL! We got 80% of our goal which means WE GOT THE GREEN LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m making a freakin film in six weeks!!!!!!!
A screenshot of an email subject line that says Woohoo! Julie Takes a Walk got the green light!
February 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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only need $2,515 to green light my romantic comedy short film that I’m filming in Oklahoma this April where both the leads are played by Native actors <3
A selfie of Shea (pale Cherokee woman) with her thumbs up while wearing a Hadestown hat. The text from the post appears at the top of the selfie.
February 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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one of the favorite New York memories from the years I lived there was that time i paid a girlie on instagram to use her backyard so i could host a comedy show for my 29th birthday
A picture of a backyard comedy show at night a picture of a group of people in a backyard
February 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM