Jordan Tessler
@jztessler.bsky.social
Data guy, forecaster of weather, mapper of things, hockey player.
It's not done yet (there's still some localities certifying) but a quick map of the VA precinct results as of 10 minutes ago
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It's not done yet (there's still some localities certifying) but a quick map of the VA precinct results as of 10 minutes ago
oh man Fluvanna Co is within 6 votes
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
oh man Fluvanna Co is within 6 votes
Virginia has begun the certification wave
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Virginia has begun the certification wave
You're telling me Abby Spanberger won the election day vote in Purcellville?
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
You're telling me Abby Spanberger won the election day vote in Purcellville?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yeah, 2024 trends aren't holding
Yeah, 2024 trends aren't holding
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yeah, 2024 trends aren't holding
Yeah, 2024 trends aren't holding
It's small but a double-digit D swing vs 2024 in Manassas
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's small but a double-digit D swing vs 2024 in Manassas
Ya done pissed off the suburbs
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ya done pissed off the suburbs
Lest you think political bettors are smart and know the intricacies of politics.
For the record: this is fusion voting and has been NYs system for like ever. Harris and Trump ran on two party lines last year
For the record: this is fusion voting and has been NYs system for like ever. Harris and Trump ran on two party lines last year
November 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Lest you think political bettors are smart and know the intricacies of politics.
For the record: this is fusion voting and has been NYs system for like ever. Harris and Trump ran on two party lines last year
For the record: this is fusion voting and has been NYs system for like ever. Harris and Trump ran on two party lines last year
arlington at 50% total turnout going into the evening rush
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
arlington at 50% total turnout going into the evening rush
I would bet that the core of Melissa is going to pass damn close to if not over Montego Bay (red circle)
Kingston and Ocho Rios are outside of the core, but squarely in the storm (the whole damn island is, to be fair)
Kingston and Ocho Rios are outside of the core, but squarely in the storm (the whole damn island is, to be fair)
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I would bet that the core of Melissa is going to pass damn close to if not over Montego Bay (red circle)
Kingston and Ocho Rios are outside of the core, but squarely in the storm (the whole damn island is, to be fair)
Kingston and Ocho Rios are outside of the core, but squarely in the storm (the whole damn island is, to be fair)
if there's any sliver of good news with Melissa's impending assault on Jamaica its that the core of the hurricane seems to track over the relatively lesser-populated sections of Western Jamaica vs Kingston. The problems (and there are many) is that mountainous areas are more improverished
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
if there's any sliver of good news with Melissa's impending assault on Jamaica its that the core of the hurricane seems to track over the relatively lesser-populated sections of Western Jamaica vs Kingston. The problems (and there are many) is that mountainous areas are more improverished
A play in four rapid parts:
The Lunge
The Backhanded Shot
Torque 101: Physics and Your God-awful Balance
The Glory
The Lunge
The Backhanded Shot
Torque 101: Physics and Your God-awful Balance
The Glory
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
A play in four rapid parts:
The Lunge
The Backhanded Shot
Torque 101: Physics and Your God-awful Balance
The Glory
The Lunge
The Backhanded Shot
Torque 101: Physics and Your God-awful Balance
The Glory
FNC is having a normal one
October 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
FNC is having a normal one
Nobody should not have this kind of power, to create authentic looking reports. So I’ll make an authentic looking report of something utterly absurd
October 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Nobody should not have this kind of power, to create authentic looking reports. So I’ll make an authentic looking report of something utterly absurd
The idea of a tropical system paralleling the Florida coast and then "nope-ing" right on out into the Atlantic with a 90-degree right turn before it smacks into SC is just funny
September 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The idea of a tropical system paralleling the Florida coast and then "nope-ing" right on out into the Atlantic with a 90-degree right turn before it smacks into SC is just funny
NoVA is pissed off.
September 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
NoVA is pissed off.
How about we deploy the military into your gerrymandered af district, Mike, and see how your constituents like it?
September 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How about we deploy the military into your gerrymandered af district, Mike, and see how your constituents like it?
well played spotify, well played
August 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
well played spotify, well played
And this is why it's a good thing Erin recurved. That's a big wind field
August 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
And this is why it's a good thing Erin recurved. That's a big wind field
outer bands from Erin causing flash floods in Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands
August 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
outer bands from Erin causing flash floods in Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands
20+ degree 24 hour temp change in the Mid-Atlantic
August 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
20+ degree 24 hour temp change in the Mid-Atlantic
there's a tsunami being observed on Japan's east coast but observations 1m (~3ft) or less
July 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
there's a tsunami being observed on Japan's east coast but observations 1m (~3ft) or less
Tsunamis aren't one wave, it's a series of them, let the tide gauge at Amchitka, AK (Aleutian Islands illustrate this
July 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tsunamis aren't one wave, it's a series of them, let the tide gauge at Amchitka, AK (Aleutian Islands illustrate this