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K0NFUZIUS
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K0NFUZIUS sagt: „Und hat’s dir nicht gefalln dann bohr dir doch ein Loch ins Knie. Manchen kann mans Recht oft tun doch allen eben nie!“
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k0nfuzius.bsky.social
War nicht soooo schlimm. Zumind. bin ich nicht im Schnee oder so stecken geblieben 🤗 hab einen schönen Tag meine liebe
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
k0nfuzius.bsky.social
Hatte ich auch vor kurzem … waren zwei in einem davon warst du 😀
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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October 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Googled „Fliegergriff“
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October 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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alkoholfreies Radler ☝️
October 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
k0nfuzius.bsky.social
#WERT!
October 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Haut man das Musikinstrument danach nicht auf den Boden...
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September 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Dann braucht man eine HEIẞKlebepistole ❤️
September 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Wegen Steuer? Oder wegen Mathe ?
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September 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Zum Glück gibt es Kellerräume bei denen man beim Rausgehen zwangsläufig über die Milch stolpert 😏
September 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
k0nfuzius.bsky.social
Oder in den Keller… da vergisst du immer die Milch 🤓
September 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
k0nfuzius.bsky.social
Tust Du‘s ist es schlecht,
Lässt Du‘s ist es auch nicht recht…
(Ehefrauen-Paradoxon)
September 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
k0nfuzius.bsky.social
Du musst runterkommen von dem Zeug!
September 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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„Verbesserte Verpackung“
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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😲
September 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Ich möchte lösen: Herr_S 😁
September 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM