Kristen ⚾️
@k10macie.bsky.social
@missmissmacie on that other place (which I’ve since deleted)
Astros and Taylor Swift fan. Taskmaster obsessed.
Astros and Taylor Swift fan. Taskmaster obsessed.
I fear that all of my years of saying “I hate birds” have come back to haunt me.
October 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I fear that all of my years of saying “I hate birds” have come back to haunt me.
I hit purchase so fast
August 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I hit purchase so fast
Quote this post with your first cell phone
One of my favorite pieces of lore about myself is I won my first cell phone in the Stacker game at a movie theater. My parents were hesitant to get me a cell phone and I forced their hand.
One of my favorite pieces of lore about myself is I won my first cell phone in the Stacker game at a movie theater. My parents were hesitant to get me a cell phone and I forced their hand.
August 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Quote this post with your first cell phone
One of my favorite pieces of lore about myself is I won my first cell phone in the Stacker game at a movie theater. My parents were hesitant to get me a cell phone and I forced their hand.
One of my favorite pieces of lore about myself is I won my first cell phone in the Stacker game at a movie theater. My parents were hesitant to get me a cell phone and I forced their hand.
A story in two parts 🤦♀️
August 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
A story in two parts 🤦♀️
Tonight’s winning pitcher
August 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Tonight’s winning pitcher
I love that the person who broke the trade news to me was my Swiftie friend who doesn’t really care about baseball.
July 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I love that the person who broke the trade news to me was my Swiftie friend who doesn’t really care about baseball.
There was an entire segment of MLB central today, where they turned everyone into zombies. Here’s part of it. Some of the photoshopping is really…something.
July 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
There was an entire segment of MLB central today, where they turned everyone into zombies. Here’s part of it. Some of the photoshopping is really…something.
Zombie Josh Hader isn’t real, Zombie Josh Hader can’t hurt me
July 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Zombie Josh Hader isn’t real, Zombie Josh Hader can’t hurt me
I was sad about missing my Twitter balloons for the first time in 14+ years but Dutch Bros made up for it
June 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I was sad about missing my Twitter balloons for the first time in 14+ years but Dutch Bros made up for it
“Someday somebody will explain that” Churchill did. On 22 June 1941. The Allies allied with them, even though we hated them, because Hitler was worse. The second the war was over we were done with them.
June 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“Someday somebody will explain that” Churchill did. On 22 June 1941. The Allies allied with them, even though we hated them, because Hitler was worse. The second the war was over we were done with them.
Wow it made national news
May 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Wow it made national news
ITS A BIG DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE
May 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
ITS A BIG DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE
This season, I thought I was going to avoid tweets from my best friend asking if I’m okay after every Astros loss because I deleted my Twitter.
Nope. He still tweets and sends me the screenshot 🤦♀️
Nope. He still tweets and sends me the screenshot 🤦♀️
March 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This season, I thought I was going to avoid tweets from my best friend asking if I’m okay after every Astros loss because I deleted my Twitter.
Nope. He still tweets and sends me the screenshot 🤦♀️
Nope. He still tweets and sends me the screenshot 🤦♀️
Any astros fans listened to this? Was thinking of starting it but idk if it will just make me mad or not.
February 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Any astros fans listened to this? Was thinking of starting it but idk if it will just make me mad or not.
An iMessage from USAA?! This is obviously real and not a scam
November 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM
An iMessage from USAA?! This is obviously real and not a scam
Search taylor swift lyrics on pinterest and the first to pop up describe you!
November 11, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Search taylor swift lyrics on pinterest and the first to pop up describe you!
Scenic pic Saturday: Rio Grande River in South Fork, CO.
Now you do one
Now you do one
November 9, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Scenic pic Saturday: Rio Grande River in South Fork, CO.
Now you do one
Now you do one
TTPD AOTY NOMINATION! I KNOW THATS RIGHT!
November 8, 2024 at 4:44 PM
TTPD AOTY NOMINATION! I KNOW THATS RIGHT!