Or maybe it's What Will The Neighbors Say vibes. Or How Dare The Neighbors Say!

Oh good point.

Hate to say it because I love this weird home state, but it *can* generally have a bit of tall grass cut down energy. So, in a way Stillwater will never DGAF the way Janice AND Waldorf can.

Answer: So what I'm hearing is you've never been much of a library goer, then?

Also "why don't libraries focus on books anymore why do you have computers/makerspaces/social workers?"

OK but isn't that more or less true for all cities in MN re: Janice? I feel like the Muppets are the right amount of eccentric for this state, but few of them care enough about what other people are going to say. Janice is peak DGAF Muppet.

We're grading on a curve here, is what I'm saying.

But OPs choice is perfectly unhinged in all the right ways, suggesting they have this handled.

Hahahaaaa

Lots of options that don't make me mad here.

Sam the Eagle seemed like a good St. Cloud choice to me as well.

please no raly-havers leave the murder ponies out of it

I was thinking STP= Kermit and MSP= Miss Piggy

Uh... hello no thank you lethal megafauna.*

*Misspelled that magafauna which is somehow more intimidating.

A+ anarchist farmering! Quality cheekbones + taste in person he lives with.

Probably also ancient memories of growing up in a small town...

Sense, goose, God gave a etc

Dunno... I wouldn't count on it tbh.

Or they went with the old standby, since that vibe has been on best of lists since I was in college in the 90s. I am pretty sure it got mentions from the sex advice columnist in my college newspaper.

I know that face. A Carmen doesn't do it often, but once in a while she puts her bossypants on.

That and her being surprisingly energetic (for a hound) were very not Saint Astrid.

Awooogaa awooogaa we see ears surfacing!

Perfect brindly baybee.

Boss women showing up in this series seems about right.

I can't emphasize enough how reading this thread by one of the most fearless writers on What Even Is Going On Right Now got me.