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Kaiju Sommelier
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Doug Hardy 2nd gen Tattooist, Sofubi collector and maker, lover of cats (and all animals), ☭ He/they 🚫NFT/AI/Crypto🚫 From the River to The Sea 🇵🇸

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If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
A green soft vinyl figure of Shin Godzilla 4th form standing knee high in foliage. The photo has a slightly dark atmosphere and a slightly blurred background. The figure is sculpted and made by Sunguts
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Chat it tases great despite falling apart when you serve it 😌
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Clouds streaking against the sky as if they were painted with a large, flat brush. The sun is starting to set and casting gold light upon them. Palm trees are silhouetted at the horizon line
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Only burned myself a bit when taking the pie out of the oven. Ice cream in picture is to hold against the burn.
A photo close up of the side of my left arm a few inches above the wrist. There is a very old and small tattoo of a dragon on my wrist and above that part of an all black Marquesas tattoo. Between these is a small white oval of where my skin touched the oven rack. In the background, a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Milk and Cookies ice cream sits in my lap.
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Well, I didn’t die and it looks like a decent pie if I say so myself 🥹
A sweet potato pie on top of a cooling rack. The rack is on top of a cutting board which is on a dark wood table. In the background on the table are 4 candle holders and a small metal Eiffel tower.
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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It’s in Glob’s hands now
Into the oven a sweet potato pie goes. The consistency of the filling looks grainy, but it’s actually quite smooth and tastes great
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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LOGGING ON
Photo of a small orange kitten hanging on to a person’s shoulder. The kitten’s ears are folded back and it has a look of excitement on its face. The blur in the photo makes it appear that the kitten and person are most likely on a motorcycle going very fast
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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My neighbor’s cats Maisy and Harley are a comedy duo
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you were 16?
Album cover for the self titled Bad Brains (their debut LP). It is bright yellow with red lettering with green trim of the band’s name written on the left side going vertically down the length of the album with a black and white drawing of the Washington DC capital dome being hit by a stylized yellow bolt of lightning, causing the dome to exploded. In the background you can also see the Washington Monument. The illustration is framed by a red, green, and gold square. The colors representing Pan-African unity
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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By the way: 25 year old officially licensed Doraemon #vibrator
Clear rectangular plastic packaging holding a Doraemon vibrator I bought at Tokyu Hands in either 2000 or 2001
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Yesterday I went to the Japanese American National Museum to see the release of Debbi Michiko Florence’s new book Monster Maker- it’s about my good friend Mark Nagata (MaxToyCo) and it was fantastic to see this finally debut to the world!
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Mister Kitty’s half bengal heritage is very evident with his patterning
My Mom’s cat Mister Kitty sitting on a red leather couch with IKEA bath mats on it with his back towards the camera. He’s a grey and black mackerel patterned with prominent spots and very dark bands running down the back of his neck
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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🙏🏼
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I'm really happy with these two paintings I did recently. I hadn't been painting frankly in years and suddenly got the bug a couple of months back. The Smile Now, Cry Later Satan and Jesus is a design my old mentor made in the early 90s. The cat and mask is my favorite of late that I made.
Weeping Jesus and Laughing Satan as comedy and tragedy masks painted with watercolor on paper A smiling black cat holding a red devil mask that is partially covering his face
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I forgot to report the big drama that happened earlier here
My mother's cat Mister Kitty sitting on the floor with an angry expression on his face, chittering. Shot of our balcony with Mister Kitty on it, standing on his hind legs and craning his neck looking at a crow which is on a small outcropping near the balcony.
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I was thinking of changing my banner image to the robot jail pic and then remembered it's one of my favorite photos I've ever taken and I don't think I'll ever change it. Yes that was my cat Rokit in front of my TV. He often was there because it was a plasma screen and emitted a shit ton of heat.
A widescreen photo of the colorful 1960s "TOHO SCOPE" screen with the silhouette of a black cat sitting centered in the image.
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Exterior of a Japanese prison with armed guards around it and a sign in Japanese. Subtitles read "I was then arrested as a robot criminal and sent to Robot Prison"
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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news is awful
post a godzilla
tattoo of a cartoony Godzilla in a maid cafe outfit wearing cat ears and putting their hands in the "nyaa" position while winking. Godzilla is wearing pink panties.
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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GUESS WHO NOTICED FROM HIS DEEP SLUMBER THAT OYAKODON WAS MADE FOR DINNER
A photo from my viewpoint at the dinner table of our cat, Mister Kitty, putting his front paws on the backrest of the couch he was sleeping on looking with VERY SERIOUS INTEREST at what we are eating and sniffing furiously. We have bowls of oyakodon (chicken and egg over rice) in front of us.
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Do you play games and choose women characters all the time?
Here’s my Pokémon character from when I played and I felt her in my bones no
A female Pokémon character in a stylish outfit made for adventure. She has black hair, a souvenir jacket, Nike Jordan’s and is wearing a hat
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen: for your pleasure- Mister Kitty, naked
A grey tabby/bengal cat mix sitting on a placemat on a dining table. He is looking at the viewer with an annoyed look on his face and a curled lip slightly exposing a fang
October 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I couldn’t resist
A soft vinyl toy figure of Godzilla from the 1969 film “Destroy All Monsters” being held by some chopsticks at a restaurant dinner table. The figure is made by Sunguts
September 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Check THIS out
Large grey tabby/bengal mix cat, Mister Kitty, laying on a wood dining room table with 2 large squash in front of him. One squash is a pale yellow and shaped like a big pear and the other is bright orange and more round.
September 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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🫡
Cartoon by Tim Kreider of the Empire State Building in the foreground thinking "Well, well, well." as one of the Twin Towers collapses in a shower of debris and smoke in the background. Never forget.
September 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Sega Genesis game system with 2 stacked Sega 32X expansion systems slotted into it with a game genie, Sonic and Knuckles game expander, and Sonic 3D cartridge slotted into that, forming a giant tower.
September 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM