kakoturkeya
@kakotechnia.bsky.social
Bad art. If you think you know me, you probably do.
CHUCK SCHUMER RETIRE BITCH
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
CHUCK SCHUMER RETIRE BITCH
As an American, let me explain. There was no similar program about Kamala Harris because there wasn’t a January 6th for Democrats. Also this whole balance thing is a rhetorical maneuver conservatives pull when they want something they haven’t earned
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
As an American, let me explain. There was no similar program about Kamala Harris because there wasn’t a January 6th for Democrats. Also this whole balance thing is a rhetorical maneuver conservatives pull when they want something they haven’t earned
Chuck’s complete commitment to learning nothing is, in a way, inspiring
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Chuck’s complete commitment to learning nothing is, in a way, inspiring
Wild seeing that article after our own faculty were like “you can’t say the university is open to AI skepticism when 1) your own intro to college curriculum suggests using AI for brainstorming and emailing professors and 2) all our computing tools including course management now have AI baked in”
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Wild seeing that article after our own faculty were like “you can’t say the university is open to AI skepticism when 1) your own intro to college curriculum suggests using AI for brainstorming and emailing professors and 2) all our computing tools including course management now have AI baked in”
Buried in one of the later books was a statement I keep strong hold of—that it’s wrong to refuse to give mercy to another person, and that belief is worth dying for
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Buried in one of the later books was a statement I keep strong hold of—that it’s wrong to refuse to give mercy to another person, and that belief is worth dying for
lol Jeremy’s clearly been protecting himself from ideas since before college
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
lol Jeremy’s clearly been protecting himself from ideas since before college
He gets really mad every time he’s confused for a Belgian
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
He gets really mad every time he’s confused for a Belgian
Recently had voice-to-text hear “federal grants” as “feet girl grants” which gave me an idea…
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Recently had voice-to-text hear “federal grants” as “feet girl grants” which gave me an idea…
It’s a beautiful new day!
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It’s a beautiful new day!
It gets me every time. I yell into the air “no one has ever said ‘whoop-up!’ NEVER!”
November 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It gets me every time. I yell into the air “no one has ever said ‘whoop-up!’ NEVER!”
You started wearing a suit at what age? 13? A bit old but we can work with that
November 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You started wearing a suit at what age? 13? A bit old but we can work with that
He’s Boviny-weeny
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
He’s Boviny-weeny
Can’t say I haven’t fantasized about making the West Wing watch me drop a deuce
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Can’t say I haven’t fantasized about making the West Wing watch me drop a deuce
Woo hoo I have a billion dollars and a new wife with huge boobs! Wait…wait, they’re calling me…an “Earthworm Jim-looking MFer who married a plastic surgery cautionary tale?!” That’s not fair at all!
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Woo hoo I have a billion dollars and a new wife with huge boobs! Wait…wait, they’re calling me…an “Earthworm Jim-looking MFer who married a plastic surgery cautionary tale?!” That’s not fair at all!
lol even Yglesias could smell the loser stink on this list and said no thanks
October 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
lol even Yglesias could smell the loser stink on this list and said no thanks