Made it 10-0 to end the season last week. Another clean sheet
9-0 with a chance to make it 10 in a couple weeks let’s finish strong
8-0 one step closer to ANOTHER perfect season
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Made it 10-0 to end the season last week. Another clean sheet
9-0 with a chance to make it 10 in a couple weeks let’s finish strong
8-0 one step closer to ANOTHER perfect season
7-0 show me the blooper card
September 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
9-0 with a chance to make it 10 in a couple weeks let’s finish strong
Oh btw 1-0 in the falcons helmet shuffle as of Friday night but that’s light work
August 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Oh btw 1-0 in the falcons helmet shuffle as of Friday night but that’s light work
8-0 one step closer to ANOTHER perfect season
7-0 show me the blooper card
6. AND. 0. LIGHT. WORK.
August 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
8-0 one step closer to ANOTHER perfect season
City Connect Olson Jersey undefeated streak ended Sunday. Pour one out at your own discretion
For anyone who cares about the ongoing jersey saga (nobody) the City Connect Olson jersey is 4-0 and the red Olson jersey is now 0-2 (I accidentally wore it to the rain delay dodgers game because we bought last minute tickets after an LCD Soundsystem concert at the Roxy)
>Wear my red Olson jersey for the start of the season
>Braves play like ass the whole time
>get home from rain delay, change into city connect Olson jersey
>walk off homer
>get ready to speak shadowbox red olson jersey
>Braves play like ass the whole time
>get home from rain delay, change into city connect Olson jersey
>walk off homer
>get ready to speak shadowbox red olson jersey
July 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
City Connect Olson Jersey undefeated streak ended Sunday. Pour one out at your own discretion
7-0 show me the blooper card
6. AND. 0. LIGHT. WORK.
5-0 the rain can only delay the inevitable
July 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
7-0 show me the blooper card
6. AND. 0. LIGHT. WORK.
5-0 the rain can only delay the inevitable
Effortless 4-0 go braves
July 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
6. AND. 0. LIGHT. WORK.
5-0 the rain can only delay the inevitable
Effortless 4-0 go braves
3-0 call me shoresy cause I’ll never lose again
June 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
5-0 the rain can only delay the inevitable
If Georgia Power doesn’t turn my lights back on soon they gonna have to see me
June 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If Georgia Power doesn’t turn my lights back on soon they gonna have to see me
For anyone who cares about the ongoing jersey saga (nobody) the City Connect Olson jersey is 4-0 and the red Olson jersey is now 0-2 (I accidentally wore it to the rain delay dodgers game because we bought last minute tickets after an LCD Soundsystem concert at the Roxy)
>Wear my red Olson jersey for the start of the season
>Braves play like ass the whole time
>get home from rain delay, change into city connect Olson jersey
>walk off homer
>get ready to speak shadowbox red olson jersey
>Braves play like ass the whole time
>get home from rain delay, change into city connect Olson jersey
>walk off homer
>get ready to speak shadowbox red olson jersey
June 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
For anyone who cares about the ongoing jersey saga (nobody) the City Connect Olson jersey is 4-0 and the red Olson jersey is now 0-2 (I accidentally wore it to the rain delay dodgers game because we bought last minute tickets after an LCD Soundsystem concert at the Roxy)
Effortless 4-0 go braves
3-0 call me shoresy cause I’ll never lose again
2-0. Dustin May got his feelings hurt tonight
June 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Effortless 4-0 go braves
The whole “em dashes are an AI-generated dogwhistle” thing on tiktok has done irreparable damages to me as someone who actually uses em dashes when writing professional emails
June 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The whole “em dashes are an AI-generated dogwhistle” thing on tiktok has done irreparable damages to me as someone who actually uses em dashes when writing professional emails
Least surprising Georgia sports moment
June 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Least surprising Georgia sports moment
Anyone else getting a ton of AI telemarketing calls recently or do those bums really just like me in particular
May 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Anyone else getting a ton of AI telemarketing calls recently or do those bums really just like me in particular
Got in an heated discussion with someone about the Oxford comma this weekend at the pool
I will die on this hill and my track record of standing in the paint for the Oxford comma grows longer by the day
I will die on this hill and my track record of standing in the paint for the Oxford comma grows longer by the day
Rather die than ever not use an Oxford comma for a list of three or more things
Will forever beef with the Associated Press for refusing to acknowledge the Oxford Comma
May 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Got in an heated discussion with someone about the Oxford comma this weekend at the pool
I will die on this hill and my track record of standing in the paint for the Oxford comma grows longer by the day
I will die on this hill and my track record of standing in the paint for the Oxford comma grows longer by the day
Saturday Ren Fair and Sunday lake day starting the summer off with a 10 play, 75 yard TD drive with seven runs and three passes
May 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Saturday Ren Fair and Sunday lake day starting the summer off with a 10 play, 75 yard TD drive with seven runs and three passes
Went back on Twitter for the first time in three months to briefly shit on Josh Pate
May 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Went back on Twitter for the first time in three months to briefly shit on Josh Pate
3-0 call me shoresy cause I’ll never lose again
2-0. Dustin May got his feelings hurt tonight
1-0 in the Napa Cap Shuffle in 2025. Greatness starts with a single step. The kid remains undefeated all time
May 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
3-0 call me shoresy cause I’ll never lose again
2-0. Dustin May got his feelings hurt tonight
1-0 in the Napa Cap Shuffle in 2025. Greatness starts with a single step. The kid remains undefeated all time
May 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
2-0. Dustin May got his feelings hurt tonight
“No repercussions for Jax Ulbrich” what are they gonna do ground him LMAOOOOOOO
Sports reporters calling for the NFL to directly discipline Ulbrich’s son we are DEEP in the offseason
April 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“No repercussions for Jax Ulbrich” what are they gonna do ground him LMAOOOOOOO
Sports reporters calling for the NFL to directly discipline Ulbrich’s son we are DEEP in the offseason
April 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sports reporters calling for the NFL to directly discipline Ulbrich’s son we are DEEP in the offseason
I knew that draft went too well of course Jeff Ulbrich headass son had to mess it up
April 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I knew that draft went too well of course Jeff Ulbrich headass son had to mess it up
1-0 in the Falcons helmet shuffle in 2025. Light work, forged in fire
April 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
1-0 in the Falcons helmet shuffle in 2025. Light work, forged in fire