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Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · 19d

Just gross.

Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · 19d

Former Chicagolander now in Texas. Keep up the fight. We can do this.

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Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · 19d

"Our flag was still there"
We can do this

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Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Aug 23

If you have the capacity to look in a mirror when your biases are removed from the reflection, chatgpt is the perfect therapist. Look at how ridiculous you are. Look at how inconsistent you are.

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Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Aug 16

I told chatgpt to just respond with "what the actual fuck" to everything I say because it's appropriate 99% of the time. It obliged. This is great service.

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Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Aug 14

Why is there a toothbrush at the end? Am I using mine incorrectly?

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Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Aug 14

Kash Patel always looks like he just shit his pants and he's trying to figure out how to deal with the situation.

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Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Aug 12

Je ne veux pas travailler... Je veux seulement oublier. Et puis, je fume.

Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Aug 12

Oh look. Another thing that makes it clear that Noem is simply an animated pile of dog shit.

Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Aug 11

Are people starting to realize that Apple is a shit company run by shitty people who are only interested in further enriching shitty people?

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Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Aug 7

Remember when the phone ringing or the door bell dinging wasn't the most awful thing ever?

Time to acknowledge we don't want other people in our lives.

Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Aug 6

He claims to be intellectually curious, but his intellectual abilities fall far short of any reasonable expectation of an adult. What a fucking moron.

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Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Aug 3

My cat is making dagger-biscuits on my neck. It hurts, but I love him, so here we are.

Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Aug 2

If you don't know about squeaky cheese from Quebec, you're missing out.

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Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Aug 2

It has been at least 90f since like March. I'm sick of it! Oh how I long for the "cold" days of February of 40f.

Fucking Texas.

Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Aug 1

It is someone's job to paint that asshole's face with Cheeto dust every day. I want to hear from them.

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Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Jul 31

Stay classy, Florida.

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Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Jul 31

My son found my old Gameboy Pocket at my childhood home (where my dad still lives). Now I'm on Amazon, and telling myself NOT to buy a refurbished N64. I want it so bad! I miss snowboard kids!

Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Jul 29

Céline Dion is my favorite person that I have never met. 10/10. Fantastic.

Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Jul 28

❤️ On snoot- ✓
❤️ On chest - ✓
❤️ On legs- half way there

So cute!

Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Jul 27

The greatest thing since sliced bread is "Skip Intro" on streaming services.

We should update the saying.

Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Jul 26

Me ::: vacuums the house::::

Cat: Thank you for cleaning my barf surface. I will barf again now.

Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Jul 26

I want to buy my son skateboard shoes so we can be cool wearing them together, but I don't know if Gen Alpha kids call each other 'poser'

Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Jul 26

I ate flamin' hot Cheetos for dinner, so don't take anything I say too seriously

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Janeway @katejaneway35.bsky.social · Jul 26

I'm starting to feel like maybe non-earthlings are actually running the world. Because I cannot fathom actual human beings behaving the way our leaders are behaving. It blows my mind. I have never felt so absolutely stunned by human behavior. How are we the same? We have nothing in common but thumbs