Katie * Soup Bitch *
LightNews LightNews
banner
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
Katie * Soup Bitch *
@katiesrageboner.bsky.social
360 followers 510 following 1K posts
39 she/her
OFMD account, yelling about pirates is a go!
Posts Replies Media Videos
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
What do you mean they made figures of your favorite episode of The Powerpuff Girls ans now you have to explain them to people for the rest of time?
Funko Pop figures of The Powepuff Girls from the episode where they all decide they want to be different heroes: Blossom is Liberty Bell, a very Wonder Woman-esque hero. Bubbles is Harmony Bunny, supposed to be based on a generic anime character, I think? And Buttercup is Mange, a Spawn rip-off.
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
I'm stealing this from a FB post, but I nearly choked on my bagel laughing. And then the comments going "but she's Asian" just shut up and laugh!
Storm hugging Jubilee from the X-men with Storm asking "Little Latin boy in a dress, why are you crying?"
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
Update? This spirometer they gave me to make sure my lungs are clear looks AGGRESSIVE and I'm cracking up. Like control yourself!
Breathing apparatus with long bent tube to breathe into.. doesn't look severely turned on or anything at all
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
I asked my nurse if I could get help pulling my Rapunzel hair back, and she got all excited and braided it. This feels so nice after 3 days of a giant mess.

We both laughed that the brush came out of my Tangled purse, too.
Me in the hospital with a braid! Woohoo!
October 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
Update: MRI is done and they want to put a stent in. There was sort of a discussion over whether or not I could eat anything today when the procedure won't be until tomorrow, and I'm literally crying. My nurse just got this all sent up
Food!!!! Plate includes: Apple juice, hot tea, Italian ice, chicken broth, and orange jello!
October 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
This is my villain origin story
End of my hospital bed, and what is this? A cup of WATER I'm not allowed to have! 6 feet away!!
October 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
I was pretty sure I wouldn't be done with my Halloween fic by the end of October before surgery, and now I'm certain it's going to be super delayed. But here is some amazing art I commissioned from @mossgroves.bsky.social of GB as the parents in Hocus Pocus!
Ed lost a bet, so Stede got to pick their costumes. Here they are at the Spanish Jackiez Karaoke Halloween Party dressed as thr parents in Hocus Pocus.
October 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
Never beating the Soup Bitch allegations
A 12 Days of Soup thing I found at World Market yesterday
October 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
post you from a different era.

This was 2010 when a friend decided he was going to be a photographer and did a random photo shoot
Me from 2010, all fake red hair and a little makeup!
September 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
Irresponsible purchase: delivered!
Plushie Venus flytrap from Squishable
September 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
I haven't done an OFMD rewatch for a while, and today seemed like the perfect time. And now I'm giggling over where I paused S1E4
OFMD S1E4 where Blackbeard is looking in the handheld mirror in Stede's cabin, captioned with "I feel bonita" because it was the 1st thought in my head.
September 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
Post a female character you love
High King Margo from the Magicians
September 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
If you see this, repost with a vampire that's not Dracula

One of my 3 favorite fictional Pams (along with Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy and Pam Poovey from Archer)
Pam from True Blood
September 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
I grabbed some movies off my shelf to watch, and one of these seemed a little out of place?
DVDs of 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead (2004), Memoirs of a Geisha, and Shaun of the Dead
September 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
I'm not saying I have a Poison Ivy and Little Shop of Horrors thing, but I want all of these right now
Varying sizes of Venus flytrap squishables
September 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
For #WIPWednesday, I finally wrote some Stede POV for this Halloween fic! Literally within the last hour!

Not much context needed, but Stede owns an oddities shop
September 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
Seriously didn't think anyone would go into the crowd on song 2 of this show, but yeah! His band is great!
August 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
I love The Muppets. A lot. I also love Halloween and fall seasonal flavors. So this made me way too happy last night while shopping, and I had to notify my friends.
August 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
When you chop up 6 lbs of carrots and notice they turned your nails yellow, you paint 'em! Not too shabby for a last-minute decision.
Green-painted fingernails in Serpents of Eden by Mooncat
August 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
I am ashamed that I missed the anniversary, but 3 years ago yesterday was the 1st C2E2 with #ofmd guests. Meeting Con and Nathan was incredible, and theirs was the 1st photo op I ever did in years of conventions. (Pardon the me in this pic, I was very warm.)
Me with Con and Nathan at my 1st ever photo op August 7th 2022 at C2E2
August 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
How do I always manage to get sick when it's 90+ degrees outside? Pure talent!
July 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
I haven't trusted this man fully since 1993:
Christopher Heyerdahl in an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark called The Tale of the 13th Floor from 1993
July 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
This should really not be that exciting as a 39yo, but I just made pancakes for the 1st time in 20 years. The last time I tried, I set off the smoke alarm and burned everything. But not today! I even involved brown sugar!
July 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
The fit is not nearly as good as it was for Kesha, but yay Hozier night!
My buddy Jess and I at Hozier (I'm in the back with the mermaid skeleton shirt)
July 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
katiesrageboner.bsky.social
A very late entry for #WIPWednesday, the very start to my Talk Dirty To Me fic! #ofmd
"Ed was a huge fan of movies, and one of his favorite ways to spend a Saturday night as a twentysomething was at the theater. He loved the smell of popcorn and the feeling of experiencing the moments on a big screen with other patrons, laughing and crying with total strangers. Yes, he had been caught with his hands between a few thighs over the years, but he had always walked into the building intending to watch the movie, no ulterior motives. Plus he knew just how dirty those floors could be. He was not eager to crowd himself between seats for a muffled quickie. Stede, on the other hand, was a talker, at the best of times and the worst of times. Ed loved him dearly, but his favorite person on the planet could not keep a thought in his head, especially while watching a screen. And unfortunately, he was not great at regulating the volume of said narration. Their second date to see the latest musical movie had ended within fifteen minutes with Ed dragging Stede out by the back of his coat collar. Ed loved to hear him ramble, but the rest of the theater patrons sure did not. His running commentary had limited their date options, and they avoided any live theater or movies in public for the sake of anyone else trying to enjoy the show. "
July 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM