Whenever I hear that chant, I think about the time I was in a bar in Chicago watching a playoff game between two teams that were neither the Sounders nor the Fire and the entire bar erupted in “fuck Seattle” and my heart warmed bc damn, we really do live rent free in y’all’s heads 🥰

I love my Sounders 🩵💚

After everything that has happened today in soccer, seeing Alexi in that stupid fucking cowboy hat is making me absolutely incensed

It’s been a while since I cried at Lumen, I hate this

Welp, soccer did not heal me tonight.

Y’all really gonna throw sweet baby Stuart into this mess? 😭

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Not me thinking soccer will be the thing that fixes my shit day 🤡

If I never hear about McGlynn’s cultured left foot again, it’ll be too soon

In the vein of Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three 🎶

🎶The Rus, the Rus, the Rus is on fire
We don’t need no water
Let that motherf**ker burn 🔥

Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny

Well, well, well… if it isn’t me letting 11 men decide my emotional stability, now crying in the dark #SDvSEA

My toxic trait is that I genuinely believe the Sounders are one win away from solving 100% of my personal & emotional problems. #ebfg

formerly the thirstiest sounders supporter on 🐣 now giving more offbeat soccer auntie than anything

finally here to sounder, tryna figure out where the homies are at #ebfg