Katie Chironis
@kchironis.bsky.social
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mom x2. used to be funny, now tired. made elsinore by night. by day, game designer currently working on a frog-type game at teamLFG (sony).
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lmichet.bsky.social
Learned that I am being laid off from Heart Machine, and will be leaving the studio later this month.

Do you need a contractor? I've got a track record of leading scope-friendly script revisions late in dev. I have also done a lot of consulting on new IPs and pitches/demos. Feel free to DM me!
kchironis.bsky.social
every expedition 33 journal is like “sadly, our attempts at kitesurfing into the final boss failed” “we tried dabbing on the nevrons and we’re completely out of ideas” “will we ever be free of this tyranny”
kchironis.bsky.social
it's normal to walk around with the fiscal quarter end dates burned into your brain so that you know exactly which weeks to be most anxious about bad industry news, right
kchironis.bsky.social
the marshmallow test for game developers, except every day you come into work there's a big button saying JUST ADD A HOOKSHOT TO THE GAME and you have to exert every single ounce of free will to stop yourself from pushing it
kchironis.bsky.social
i relate hard to your pain i’m so sorry
kchironis.bsky.social
i just think if you’re hot, you shouldn’t have to learn how to parry
kchironis.bsky.social
(holding up tablet) and here you can see the oldest known human writing, it's about one hundred billion years old. it's a message written by a designer to their engineer, begging the engineer to build them something and explaining "it'll be simple"
kchironis.bsky.social
you: what are we having for dinner
game designer: great question. i wrote some pillars to help us align on a good outcome here.
you, reading: wait, this pillar is just "food must be edible," that seems pretty vague
game designer: ah, that's where the secondary pillars about Edibility come into play
kchironis.bsky.social
every JRPG for some reason: …and that’s why on the 17th of the coldest month, all our children must be frozen to death and fed to demons, begging for their lives

JRPG: anyway, here’s a minigame where you can teach a dog how to runway model while some bubbly EDM track plays in the background
kchironis.bsky.social
nobody talks about how hard it is to ask your new friend to deliver a message across town and then finish with a mandatory combat encounter when everything goes south afterwards 💔 normalize this!!
kchironis.bsky.social
i have a lot of issues trusting folks and being vulnerable with them. i realized recently-- it's because i frankly do not ask them to go on enough quests for me. i need them to go find a gas canister and some food to prove i can trust them. or go kill my rivals' leader in that base over there
kchironis.bsky.social
wow i've never had a software feature deliver me so much acute anxiety in such a short period of time
kchironis.bsky.social
used to do duolingo for French until I started Expedition 33. now armed with my new arsenal of curse words, i’m well equipped for the Parisian vacation of my dreams
kchironis.bsky.social
sometimes i wonder why i don’t have energy for a DnD campaign right now. then i have nights like tonight where i, a foreign queen hosting a banquet, must convince the “flower princess” (my 3yo) that she should eat protein. this is of course so she can prepare for the coming flower war
kchironis.bsky.social
every dev team has 1 guy who looks like he would probably stab and/or fistfight you if you met him in a dark alley, but then during some meeting he'll be like "sorry brb, one of my 23 cats knocked over my bonsai collection and it fell into the artisanal tea jar"
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brianpshea.bsky.social
Travis Kelce originally planned to propose next week, but moved it forward to avoid the Silksong release window.
kchironis.bsky.social
pov: you are on your deathbed. you've lived a good long life. no regrets. your family and friends have all come to pay their respects. they've left now and things are quiet and calm. tim sweeney is also there for some reason. he has something to say to you. he whispers: navmesh needs to be rebuilt
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annacwebs.bsky.social
Suicide prevention is a very important cause to me, so this year marks the 2nd annual Gamedevs for Suicide Prevention team at the LA (Santa Monica) Out of the Darkness Walk!

If you're in SoCal, come walk with us! Or you can donate to our team.

afspwalks.donordrive.com/team/371158
A banner reading GAMEDEVS FOR SUICIDE PREVENTION

Greater Los Angeles Santa Monica Walk
Saturday, October 18, 2025

You can sign up to walk with us or donate to the team! See you in sunny Santa Monica!
kchironis.bsky.social
“name a better couple than harry and megan” ok what about “player kit designer who wants to build a mantling/climbing system that expects everything to be at right angles, and level artist who wants to build spaces with lots of little curves and bumps and sloped bits”
kchironis.bsky.social
it depends, but broadly speaking, me like buttons
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"well you're inherently limited by the number of buttons if you're designing for console, so--" wrong
kchironis.bsky.social
there are really only two kinds of game designers, philosophically speaking.

- let's try to put this functionality on an existing button

- let's just add another button
kchironis.bsky.social
we just posted a role for a Sr. AI Engineer- come work with me, and check out our other jobs too!!

I have to specify this is like "make horses play with beach balls"* AI, not like chatGPT AI.

*there are no horses playing with beach balls in this game. yet

job-boards.greenhouse.io/sonyinteract...
kchironis.bsky.social
fooled em with the tired mom vibe