Phoenix Bryan
@kdbryan.bsky.social
He/Him. The brains behind Brazen Inky Diva Games, freelance writer of RPGs. Improv comedian in Bachelor Improvadise at Chaos Bloom Theater every 3rd Friday night! BLM, science is real, and trans rights are human rights!
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There's a reason we lawyers that a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich. If a guy isn't even indicted, do you know what that makes him?
INNOCENT.
With very few exceptions, there is generally only one reason that a prosecutor is unable to obtain an indictment against someone:
They don't want to.
INNOCENT.
With very few exceptions, there is generally only one reason that a prosecutor is unable to obtain an indictment against someone:
They don't want to.
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
There's a reason we lawyers that a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich. If a guy isn't even indicted, do you know what that makes him?
INNOCENT.
With very few exceptions, there is generally only one reason that a prosecutor is unable to obtain an indictment against someone:
They don't want to.
INNOCENT.
With very few exceptions, there is generally only one reason that a prosecutor is unable to obtain an indictment against someone:
They don't want to.
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Loevy plays a video of a woman's arrest. Hewson says the woman was "assaultive" because she kicked a can of tear gas that had been deployed.
Loevy: "When you tear gas somebody … and they try to kick the tear gas canister away from them, that's assaulting?"
Hewson: "Yes."
Loevy: "When you tear gas somebody … and they try to kick the tear gas canister away from them, that's assaulting?"
Hewson: "Yes."
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Loevy plays a video of a woman's arrest. Hewson says the woman was "assaultive" because she kicked a can of tear gas that had been deployed.
Loevy: "When you tear gas somebody … and they try to kick the tear gas canister away from them, that's assaulting?"
Hewson: "Yes."
Loevy: "When you tear gas somebody … and they try to kick the tear gas canister away from them, that's assaulting?"
Hewson: "Yes."
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Says assault requires a “reasonable fear of immediate bodily harm,” and none exists given agent’s long-sleeve shirt, long pants, boots, gloves and ballistic vest that is created to “keep you safe from military rifle fire” and so is “definitely going to keep you safe from a sandwich.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Says assault requires a “reasonable fear of immediate bodily harm,” and none exists given agent’s long-sleeve shirt, long pants, boots, gloves and ballistic vest that is created to “keep you safe from military rifle fire” and so is “definitely going to keep you safe from a sandwich.”
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Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
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“A sandwich that Lairmore testified he somehow felt through his ballistic armor on his chest, armor that is specifically made strong enough so that it stops a bullet from piercing a soldier’s heart.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“A sandwich that Lairmore testified he somehow felt through his ballistic armor on his chest, armor that is specifically made strong enough so that it stops a bullet from piercing a soldier’s heart.”
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“If someone assaulted you, if someone offended you, would you keep a momento of their assault? Would you stick it on your daily lunchbox and carry it with you day in and day out?"
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“If someone assaulted you, if someone offended you, would you keep a momento of their assault? Would you stick it on your daily lunchbox and carry it with you day in and day out?"
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Federal prosecutor, in his rebuttal, is in the tough position of hoping the jury forgets about the hundreds of MAGA folks pardoned by Donald Trump for vicious assaults on law enforcement on Jan. 6 and takes a sandwich case seriously.
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Federal prosecutor, in his rebuttal, is in the tough position of hoping the jury forgets about the hundreds of MAGA folks pardoned by Donald Trump for vicious assaults on law enforcement on Jan. 6 and takes a sandwich case seriously.