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kealr.bsky.social
Our Lady of the Unnecessarily Cumbersome Username
@kealr.bsky.social
36 followers 30 following 340 posts
allegedly so friendly it's like a punch in the face
neurodivergent fat pan poly femme enby
simia vestitus braccas
she/her
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kealr.bsky.social
🫂
screenshot of text that says: "You feel depressed and crazy because in every historical human culture known to anthropology, people sang together, danced together, and ate food together, and you don’t sing and you don’t dance and you eat alone in the dark…. You are a singing ape and you are meant to know fifty dances by heart, which hilltops are sacred, and the names of every plant it is possible to eat. – Jay LeSoleil"
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
kealr.bsky.social
the sky's awake
photograph of green and red Northern Lights above the tree line in the night sky
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
kealr.bsky.social
eating in bed netted me two new BFFs
photo of a shepherd-mix dog and a calico cat lying on a bed, perked up and begging for food from a plate being held by the (unseen) photographer
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
kealr.bsky.social
If you think there are jobs that are beneath you, that means you think there are PEOPLE who are beneath you
Screenshot of a social media post by user the.llag that says: "Yes, the people flipping your burgers deserve a living wage, healthcare, and housing."
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
kealr.bsky.social
we want a BETTER world ❤️‍🩹
screenshot of a social media post by Have A Gay Day that says "Thinking people should struggle because you did is very weird, miserable energy."
October 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
kealr.bsky.social
imagine being mad at me and i'm literally just over here wrapped in this blanket, humming lady gaga songs and feeding my snoopy tamagotchi
photo of a plush purple blanket depicting black cats dressed as bedsheet ghosts
September 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
kealr.bsky.social
I noticed @iz-bizz.bsky.social was tryna map the relationship dynamics on Star Trek SNW 🖖
photo of a piece of looseleaf paper in a clipboard with a mechanical pencil. The handwritten heading says "THE POLYCULE.", below which are listed the names "Kirk", "Spock", and "La'An"
September 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
kealr.bsky.social
Peanut approves of the new tablecloth 💀
calico cat lounging on a round table covered by a black tablecloth with a rainbow skull print
September 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
kealr.bsky.social
we've clearly achieved gender equality
A picture of two nearly identical signs for sale; one is labelled "SHE SHED", the other "MAN CAVE", both with the following text beneath: "enter at your own risk; shed/cave rules: rule # 1 - I know everything, rule # 2 - I'm never wrong, rule #3 - see rules #1 & 2"
August 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
kealr.bsky.social
part 2
a picture of a shepherd mix dog lying on the ground smiling up at the camera
August 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
kealr.bsky.social
timeline cleanse 🫂
A picture of a calico cat licking her foot while grooming herself on a couch
August 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
kealr.bsky.social
my five new baby chicks are 10 days old and I can't handle all the cute 😚
A picture of 4 baby chicks falling asleep at the open door of a pet cage bathed in the light of a red heat lamp while one baby chick stands in the foreground A picture of 5 baby chicks loitering and eating food at the open door of a pet cage bathed in the light of a red heat lamp A picture of 5 baby chicks loitering and eating food at the open door of a pet cage bathed in the light of a red heat lamp
July 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
kealr.bsky.social
😅
Picture of a small enamel pin of a white and pink sheet cake with the words "AT LEAST YOU TRIED" on it. The pin has been scraped and damaged heavily.
July 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
kealr.bsky.social
Today is International Non-Binary People's Day, and I'm an international non-binary person 😘
This day matters a lot to me because I feel like being non-binary is like the bisexuality of gender expression: mainstream media likes to pretend we don't exist
WE'RE HERE
WE'RE QUEER
DEAL WITH IT
💛🤍💜🖤
a picture of four drawn hands in yellow, white, purple, and black reaching up, above text that says "INTERNATIONAL NON-BINARY PEOPLE'S DAY JULY 14"
July 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
kealr.bsky.social
LOVE this coaster @drewspeight.bsky.social brought me from the Globe Theatre
🌿✨🧚🍄
black and white coaster with the words "WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE! A Midsummer Night's Dream" surrounded by simple line drawings of trees, leaves, stars, and mushrooms
July 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
kealr.bsky.social
💕
social media post by user psychoticallytrans that reads: "I think one of the most profound forms of love is "I'll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I'll try it." It's a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay plasticity. It's a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom's favourite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It's a girlfriend who says "yes, I'll go with you" and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It's a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out "wait, wait, I know we're here for the exhibit, but I haven't been here! Slow down!" It's being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy"
July 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
kealr.bsky.social
nap buddy 💕
calico cat curled up next to her pyjama-clad human under the covers
July 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
kealr.bsky.social
Saw the Tragedy of MacBeth last night as performed by bardinthebarracks.com 🗡️
A truly unforgettable experience. The distant rolling thunder and brief downpour added to the menacing ambience, not to mention the performance being staged in the woods during nightfall
King MacBeth rests pensively against a fallen tree in the woods Lady MacBeth sleepwalks in the woods at night, believing a tree to be her husband Three witches in the woods at night; one gapes down at the severed head of MacBeth
July 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
kealr.bsky.social
Manny (pictured here) followed me into the greenhouse, but immediately ran off when I showed him the selfie cam 🤭
a picture of a rooster standing behind lettuce growing out of the ground inside a greenhouse on a sunny day
July 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
kealr.bsky.social
clematis in bloom 💜 @slammin.bsky.social is a garden fairy for sure
violet clematis flower in bloom
July 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
kealr.bsky.social
me: "How much sugar do I need?"
@slammin.bsky.social: "I measure with my heart."
god I love this woman 😍
large stainless steel pot full of strawberries
July 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
kealr.bsky.social
seeing so much undeserved privilege and entitlement every single day is both infuriating and exhausting; I try to stay positive, but this ridiculous shit is a SLOG

...here, have a cute picture of Peanut grooming on the table
calico cat sprawled on a table, chewing the dirt out of her claws
July 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
kealr.bsky.social
...and while polyamory doesn't by default overlap with pride, it does in my case, so have a bonus panel on the house
image from haveagayday.org showing text reading "IT'S JULY AND I'M STILL POLYAMOROUS" over a cloudy red-to-blue left-to-right gradient background
July 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
kealr.bsky.social
🧚
image from haveagayday.org showing text reading "IT'S JULY AND I'M STILL GAY" over a swirled rainbow background image from haveagayday.org showing text reading "IT'S JULY AND I'M STILL NON-BINARY" over an abstract non-binary flag background
July 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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cocks on the prowl 🤭
two roosters outside of a chicken run, trying to find a way in
July 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM