Kapu Platypus
@keenakapu.bsky.social
He/Him 🔸 32 🔸 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🔸 Derby, UK 🔸 Silly lad 🔸 Engaged to @cobo.bsky.social 🔸 🔞 occasional NSFW posts
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
God I wish Bluesky had locked accounts for AD purposes I’d love to be a horny gremlin here more
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
God I wish Bluesky had locked accounts for AD purposes I’d love to be a horny gremlin here more
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https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/30967
『つかれきったペンギン マスコットフィギュア』11月発売予定。
"Tired Penguin Mascot Figure" is scheduled to be released in November.
#ガチャポン #gachapon
『つかれきったペンギン マスコットフィギュア』11月発売予定。
"Tired Penguin Mascot Figure" is scheduled to be released in November.
#ガチャポン #gachapon
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/30967
『つかれきったペンギン マスコットフィギュア』11月発売予定。
"Tired Penguin Mascot Figure" is scheduled to be released in November.
#ガチャポン #gachapon
『つかれきったペンギン マスコットフィギュア』11月発売予定。
"Tired Penguin Mascot Figure" is scheduled to be released in November.
#ガチャポン #gachapon
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Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.
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So, the Powerpoint i did for Powerpointless wasn’t the one I originally prepared, but that’s ok. However, it meant everyone was deprived of the video the lovely Equium made for me for it, so I will upload it for you all to enjoy.
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So, the Powerpoint i did for Powerpointless wasn’t the one I originally prepared, but that’s ok. However, it meant everyone was deprived of the video the lovely Equium made for me for it, so I will upload it for you all to enjoy.
Me: “Why do I feel like I’m on the verge of crying?”
Also me: -Drinks heavily the night before and goes to bed without taking antidepressant-
Also me: -Drinks heavily the night before and goes to bed without taking antidepressant-
November 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Me: “Why do I feel like I’m on the verge of crying?”
Also me: -Drinks heavily the night before and goes to bed without taking antidepressant-
Also me: -Drinks heavily the night before and goes to bed without taking antidepressant-
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🔞 belly inflation, forced
Sometimes at night the demons tell me to pop furries
Sometimes at night the demons tell me to pop furries
July 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
🔞 belly inflation, forced
Sometimes at night the demons tell me to pop furries
Sometimes at night the demons tell me to pop furries
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Summoning for dummies
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Summoning for dummies
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It’s his day.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s his day.
My sister made the dogs spooky for Halloween I love them 😭
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My sister made the dogs spooky for Halloween I love them 😭
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Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!
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Void the Jerboa. He can only do magic when no one is looking✨️
October 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Void the Jerboa. He can only do magic when no one is looking✨️
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Glamour Magazine just named “the dolls” their women of the year so I’m reupping this essay
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Glamour Magazine just named “the dolls” their women of the year so I’m reupping this essay
Last day of work for the month, got my Halloween fit
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Last day of work for the month, got my Halloween fit
We’ve never tried Pumpkin Pie before, Cobo is having a go, we made too much pie mix. I hope we like it
October 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
We’ve never tried Pumpkin Pie before, Cobo is having a go, we made too much pie mix. I hope we like it
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I’m not saying British fascists are the saddest fascists, but they get angry at sourdough and think sausages are a cultural battleground.
October 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I’m not saying British fascists are the saddest fascists, but they get angry at sourdough and think sausages are a cultural battleground.
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genuinely heartened by the audience response. more and more the mainstream understanding of AI is "that annoying bullshit we hate"
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
genuinely heartened by the audience response. more and more the mainstream understanding of AI is "that annoying bullshit we hate"
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We tried to place this story - very expensive polling, the first of its kind, strong quantitative data about what trans people feel about Britain: bluntly there is no better way to tell the story - with the BBC but it said it was "too weak".
But it will pick up any old piece of transhating garbage.
But it will pick up any old piece of transhating garbage.
In @yougov.co.uk polling of the trans community, to the best of our knowledge the first of its kind ever conducted, an astonishing 84% said Britain is “fairly unsafe” or “very unsafe” for trans people.
goodlaw.social/ncfw
goodlaw.social/ncfw
‘Abject terror’: survey shows 84% of trans people feel Britain is unsafe
YouGov poll reveals safety crisis for trans people in the UK
goodlaw.social
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
We tried to place this story - very expensive polling, the first of its kind, strong quantitative data about what trans people feel about Britain: bluntly there is no better way to tell the story - with the BBC but it said it was "too weak".
But it will pick up any old piece of transhating garbage.
But it will pick up any old piece of transhating garbage.