Chris. Custodian of the Spoon.
@keksekaempfer.bsky.social
Finding my feet 👣 One thing I can say, they don’t fit in Tory shoes. Pro #EU but it’s going to take time to #Rejoin. #ElectricVehicle, #Solar and any other waffle that takes my fancy. Going to try not to swear. #Wülferhampton Leper Gate dweller.
What type of collage was it? Paper cuttings? Fabric?
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What type of collage was it? Paper cuttings? Fabric?
Thank you Your Spudness
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Thank you Your Spudness
I got busted in Sainsbury bsky.app/profile/keks...
#whamaggedon FU Sainsbury’s
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I got busted in Sainsbury bsky.app/profile/keks...
Actually. With nobody in the checkouts and forced self checkout. FU generally Sainsbury’s
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Actually. With nobody in the checkouts and forced self checkout. FU generally Sainsbury’s
Republicunt?
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Republicunt?
Ahhhh the fragrance at the Mead Hall will be thick tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ahhhh the fragrance at the Mead Hall will be thick tonight.
Flotsam but not jetsam? Very specific barkings indeed.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Flotsam but not jetsam? Very specific barkings indeed.
Our i3 already has suicide doors. You need to learn the “door dance” to get folks out of the back seats when you are parked up in Tesco’s car park 🤣🤣
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Our i3 already has suicide doors. You need to learn the “door dance” to get folks out of the back seats when you are parked up in Tesco’s car park 🤣🤣
Agreed.
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Agreed.
You’d think Santa would learn not to violate Wülferhampton airspace. This happens every year and he always lands in the water feature adjacent to the latrines.
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You’d think Santa would learn not to violate Wülferhampton airspace. This happens every year and he always lands in the water feature adjacent to the latrines.
I’m not convinced about Thirsk, but if Mr Pip ventures a little further east, the road up Sutton Bank is well worth a good barking
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’m not convinced about Thirsk, but if Mr Pip ventures a little further east, the road up Sutton Bank is well worth a good barking
Argentina seems chummy at the moment?
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Argentina seems chummy at the moment?
Are they wondering how to get the duck down?
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Are they wondering how to get the duck down?