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Clown question bro
Wild that this man constantly tells people he's the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and they keep giving him money anyway.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Danseuse espagnole, by Joan Miró, 1945, 📸 by Max Molina
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It's Thanksgiving, half the family is eating dessert, the rest are watching the game. Some cousins you don't really know are placing sports bets. Donald Trump appears onscreen. One cousin pops up from his phone, flips the bird at the TV, then yells "you fucking geriatric fuck!"

#blessed
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Eagles Cheerleaders Alumni performing to Tag Team’s Whoomp There It Is?

Only at God’s Favorite Thanksgiving parade.
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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We use “AI” in endoscopy procedures, bc it detects irregularities the human eye can miss.

But what it’s really doing is highlighting areas for experts to further review, not for people to put their brains in cruise control which is how its most ardent (& financially involved) backers frame it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Imagine thinking this is somehow cool instead of the most cringe inducing thing you've ever seen.
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Twice at #paxunplugged today I had exhibitors approach me in the Freeplay area trying to promote their game. One dude literally interrupted us mid-conversation while we were playing another game.

Folks, do not do this. There is no faster way to ensure I will never try your game.
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Watching every Eagles game
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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jabba the jock
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Having trouble focusing on work because I'm too distracted by what useless fuckwits @schumer.senate.gov @kaine.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @cortezmasto.senate.gov @rosen.senate.gov King and Hasan are.

I left Fetterman off because I already knew he was a useless fuckwit
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I know nothing is official yet, but I feel like I could throw up.
Hi, this is me. 70% of my reliable teaching income next year will be eaten up by my health insurance, which I need because I'm chronically ill.
I hope those 8 dems who voted yes never have a moment's peace.
Kara is a New Jersey resident who is seeing her healthcare costs skyrocket without the help of ACA premium tax credits.
 
Stories like Kara's are why we need to find a solution that will give families the healthcare relief they need and end this shutdown.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I'm now about the same age @kaine.senate.gov was when I voted for him for governor.

Here's hoping I'm less of a useless shill for the Republicans by the time I'm his age now.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Democrats negotiated a plan where a 8 completely safe dems would vote to open and the rest can post “i voted no” thats what all the negotiations were about: how they would explain the optics of the loss. it was never about saving healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM