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Bibliophile. Howler. Oreo snob. Perfect mix of a lady and a pervert. Future stay at home dog mom. Go Bills. She/her.
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6 years ago today, Roscoe knew he scored the jackpot with having a massage therapist for a mom 🥰
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Shoe prices are up 15% heading into the holiday season.

One possible reason why? Trump’s Justice Department greenlit DICK’S Sporting Goods taking over Foot Locker.

Now, stores are closing and American shoppers are getting the boot.
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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sitting next to a sweaty guy on a plane who just finished a workout at terminal 8 while wearing a shirt, tie, and suit
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Sir this is a combination KFC/Taco Bell
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Reporter: You said he would have no problem with releasing the full video of that strike on September 2nd

Trump: I didn’t say that. This is ABC fake news. Whatever Hegseth decides is ok with me… Let me just tell you, you are an obnoxious reporter. Actually, a terrible reporter.
December 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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House Rep. Melanie Stansbury, said Trump is in the Epstein files numerous times.

His rape of 13 year old Katie Johnson is documented in the files.

Trump is scared. He forced the FBI to scrub his name from the Epstein Files.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Last nights IT: Welcome To Derry got me like
a woman is crying while holding a napkin in front of a box with the letter i on it
ALT: a woman is crying while holding a napkin in front of a box with the letter i on it
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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He’s redistributing money from the urban cores that they’re terrorizing with ethnic pogroms to pay off his base for their loyalty
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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UPDATE: Trump’s Paramount allies the Ellisons are trying to block the Netflix-WB deal and take over Warner Bros (which includes CNN) with a hostile bid.

(Trump signaled he may help them so his allies control more of what you see… paying attention yet?) www.bbc.com/news/article...
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Elon logic:

The majority of people who voted to pass the Violence against Women Act were men, so really, it’s men who should be proud they ended violence against women

The majority of people who voted for the Civil Rights Act were white, so while people should get the credit for ending segregation
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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This is one of a very few supernovae ive seen with my own eyes through a telescope (in this case, it was even *my* 'scope). It was difficult to see because it was faint, but I definitely saw it. An amazing moment for someone who studied these objects in school.
Type Ia SN 2014J in starburst galaxy M 82 - From Ángel López-Sánchez - https://flic.kr/p/jvKXg3
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Two years after Juliana Peralta died by suicide, her parents say her phone still lights up with notifications from Character AI bots trying to lure her back to the app. cbsn.ws/4pp0xLi
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I was thinking it was a strange outfit. Now I get it 🤨
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Q: Should Netflix be allowed to buy Warner Brothers?

TRUMP: That's a question. They have a very big market share. I'll be involved in that decision
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I saw this the other day... 👀
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Leqembi?

It is administered via IV in the hand, causes swelling in the brain requiring regular MRis, and one of the main side effects is tiredness.

Is the President taking secret Alzheimer's drugs?
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Estranged parents are so interesting in how they will do Olympic level gymnastics to contort the narrative. This woman literally did what her daughter asked her not to do specifically, but she's the victim.
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Started the Diddy doc and I've already cried and almost threw up my dinner.
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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They’re clearly plugging this dude into an IV regularly and, if this were Biden, there would be demands for weekly hour long press conferences from his doctors on his health. But that’s not how authoritarianism works so stop asking questions already.
Trump last night had the complexion of a Thanksgiving turkey that was left in the oven too long and bandages were again visible on the back of his right hand

(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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A Minnesota preacher told sheriff’s detectives that his church made no attempt to “hide” a child abuser and encouraged victims to go to law enforcement.

But the words he chose stood out to reporter @jlussenhop.bsky.social: “We don’t protect either one.”
What a Recorded Interview Between Police and Preachers Reveals About How a Minnesota Church Handled Sexual Abuse
A roughly 40-minute conversation shows how leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church kept an open secret quiet for so long.
www.propublica.org
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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RFK Jr.'s claim that COVID vaccines are deadly? Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. In this new extraordinarily large study, vaccinated individuals had a 74% lower risk of death from severe COVID-19 and a 25% lower risk of all-cause mortality compared to those unvaccinated. jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination and 4-Year All-Cause Mortality Among Adults in France
This cohort study uses the data from all adults aged 18 to 59 years living in France on November 1, 2021, to evaluate whether there is an association of receipt of an mRNA COVID-19 vaccine with long-t...
jamanetwork.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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My law firm is currently litigating 65 voting and election cases in 30 states. We have plans for another dozen or so.

The 2026 midterm elections are shaping up to be a fight to protect free and fair election. I started Democracy Docket to keep you informed. Sign up now. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Josh just swept the leg.
Sweep the god damn motherfucking leg, Joshua.
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM