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kellymb.bsky.social
@kellymb.bsky.social
DelCo resident who doesn't post leftistly enough.
And he's darn lucky for it, as my grandmother would say.
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The school slut* from my husband's school days married an extremely successful professional baseball player and spends her days building playgrounds in our city.

*questionable label and possibly also just in some pretty tough situations at home/personally
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The man has simply got the juice. Nothing the haters can do.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
12 m/o son stole a glitter filled Christmas ornament tripped and vaporized it on the kitchen tile. There's glitter everywhere but thankfully no injuries.
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is my family too. Both my kids have been 99th percentile or above for noggin size but average height/weight since the day they were born. My husband and I are just both big noggin'd people.
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
He's Just Not That Into You had a point tbh
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
That's a good one! We like to bring crayons and color on the paper on the exam table.
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Rome and Sorrento! Also I have a bad foot which causes back problems and city streets are dirty! I'm not wearing flip flops! I went full tourist and had no regrets!
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Yea I've never seen the liberty bell 😅
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I remember my mom telling my aunt that my cousins didn't need to hug her if they didn't want to and this was like 2003.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Tbf ignoring the pope is also an extremely catholic thing to do
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I have been assured by commenters on our township facebook group that New Yorkers are moving here in droves and that's why the housing prices are up so much. And yet [random western Philadelphia suburb] does not make the list. Curious.
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Children's toys
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Oof I'm sorry to hear that.
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
With lifecycle in Bryn Mawr closing I worry about how many of their clients who would have otherwise been supervised by licensed professionals will be drawn to higher risk home births to avoid hospitals. Concerning.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I had my daughter in early 2022 and my son in late 2024. When asked about birth plan/shots my response (don't let us die/yes please) was the same both times but the visible relief on the face of my nurse in late 2024 was much different. I think this stuff is on the rise even in hospital births.
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
President Putin, my country['s homophobes] yearn for freedom.
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I was told not to wear sneakers in Italy because it would make me look like a tourist because I guess Italians do not own sneakers? I think having blistered and aching feet would give me away as a tourist before my sneaks but ok!
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Oh wow she did the "only seen boss baby" tweet about romantacy. Truly innovative tweeting.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
God what a babe. Some people really are god's favorites.
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Light up stomp rockets!
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM