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Kenneth Bykerk
@kennethbykerk.bsky.social
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Single dad to autistic teenage daughter (as in semi-verbal DISABLED), live in a ghost town, am a live organ donor (best experience ever!), and write Weird Westerns and Pulp Horror to stay sane.
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 23m
For the perfect "Arizona flag photo" take it from Sunset Point. Still, thankfully, in Yavapai County
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 9h
Since were there already, why, if we're supposed to be a "Christian nation", haven't we had a single Jubilee in the entire history of this nation yet we pay and pay and pay with increasing debt?
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 1d
The word "based" has also, very quickly, rendered itself meaningless.
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 1d
The Tale will be titled "The Relics of Caleb Walsh". It follows a Tale previously published titled "The Journal of Caleb Walsh".

I have been experimenting with constrained writing. This will leave me 55 words and 2 phrases locked in specific locations I must write around.

It's pretty fun!
#writing
These are tonight's additional notes to a story in my "to do" list. Adding to the 2 pages of story notes I put down earlier, this is what popped into my head this evening. Basically, I will have three extended sonnets (rather than iambic pentameter, each line is X words long) within a Rondeau similarly formed (locked in words as well as 2 refrains of a specific phrase). The 3 Rondeau sections will cover our Hero's arrival to the location (a scene stolen from another Tale), his death and the torments suffered, and finally, his time in the creek stuck between stones and drowning anew each time the creek flowed. Wish me luck! STRUCTURE NOTE: (10-6-25) Okay, I have an idea for combining a couple forms. This structure would make this story 2,744 words. I am planning the story in 3 sections based off a Rondeau. If I do it at this length, the 13 “lines” of the Rondeau would be 196 words each with the 2 refrains being 98 words each. Each Rondeau section will also contain within it a Sonnet. Rondeau Section #1 will contain 980 words. The Sonnet lines will be every 70 words. Rondeau Section #2 will contain 686 words. The Sonnet lines will be every 49 words. Rondeau Section #3 will contain 1,078 words. The Sonnet lines will be every 77 words.
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 1d
There are very few things that might get me to, er, pray, but this is one of them.
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 1d
Well that was completely NOT they type of "after dark weed burning" I was expecting!
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 1d
She should just show up and take her seat and start working. Watch them try to stop her.
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 1d
So, um, those fitness standards?
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 1d
While I consider this a good entry for that title, have you considered Ted Nugent's library of music? I mean, he's the Kanye West of rock, for fuck's sake.
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 3d
Well, she likes me :)
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 3d
Well, they did buy the tickets...
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 3d
shouldn't he be holding a parade for them like he did the Army? Or does he just not care?
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 3d
Look at that dumbass in the first frame holding his penis like he's in a movie! Fucking moron WILL miss like that. Show's he's never actually trained with a weapon more than masturbating to it.
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 3d
DEI

Diversity = E Pluribus Unum! Our fucking National Motto!
Equity = Check with your disabled and their parking spots. Ask them.
Inclusion = basic principles of Capitalism. If you want their money, include them.

Don't let them get away with just saying "DEI"

Make them define it word by word!
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 3d
It's not a great system, but I need her photo close!
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 3d
Isn't this supposed to wait until he's been dead for 5 years? Can we hurry that part up first?
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 4d
I wonder how many have actually had consensual sex
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 4d
In the fray, edged feet can dislocate kneecaps
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 4d
Major tool
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 4d
"Hold Your Fire"
RUSH
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah, true, but remember, she described him as a "matador" and a matador does everything he can to avoid the beast he's in the ring with and all he has to reply is a tiny sting.

I still say he's a virgin!
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 4d
Looks like someone who can't even get laid by his own wife.
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 5d
The Great Stone Face... I have loved this man since my high school art teacher decided one day to just play "The General" in class.
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 5d
I'm 9 years older than this motherfucker but he looks 9 years older than me! These people need to smoke more week, for fuck's sake!
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Kenneth Bykerk @kennethbykerk.bsky.social · 5d
Ant milkers needed