Keri Warbis
@keriwarbis.bsky.social
Everything is weird
(I co-host The Cider Shed podcast)
(I co-host The Cider Shed podcast)
Also, who knew that the woman I have sat next to at work for the past year has always had an all-consuming burning desire to own a pet chimpanzee? 🐒
Still awestruck with total admiration for the woman at our team Christmas meal out in town last night who abruptly stood up and declared
‘Right. I’ve had enough of you lot now. I’m off home’
put her coat on and promptly left the restaurant.
🫡
‘Right. I’ve had enough of you lot now. I’m off home’
put her coat on and promptly left the restaurant.
🫡
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Also, who knew that the woman I have sat next to at work for the past year has always had an all-consuming burning desire to own a pet chimpanzee? 🐒
Still awestruck with total admiration for the woman at our team Christmas meal out in town last night who abruptly stood up and declared
‘Right. I’ve had enough of you lot now. I’m off home’
put her coat on and promptly left the restaurant.
🫡
‘Right. I’ve had enough of you lot now. I’m off home’
put her coat on and promptly left the restaurant.
🫡
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Still awestruck with total admiration for the woman at our team Christmas meal out in town last night who abruptly stood up and declared
‘Right. I’ve had enough of you lot now. I’m off home’
put her coat on and promptly left the restaurant.
🫡
‘Right. I’ve had enough of you lot now. I’m off home’
put her coat on and promptly left the restaurant.
🫡
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When you're 33 but your Spotify listening age is 32
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When you're 33 but your Spotify listening age is 32
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log in
people are mad
internally: "how much of a nosy bitch do i want to be?"
people are mad
internally: "how much of a nosy bitch do i want to be?"
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
log in
people are mad
internally: "how much of a nosy bitch do i want to be?"
people are mad
internally: "how much of a nosy bitch do i want to be?"
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My phone generated a photo album called like "loving memories" with a photo of me and my partner at dinner as the cover, and when I opened it it was just various pizzas I've eaten over the last few years with sentimental music.
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My phone generated a photo album called like "loving memories" with a photo of me and my partner at dinner as the cover, and when I opened it it was just various pizzas I've eaten over the last few years with sentimental music.
They’ve gone early with their tree here.
Be a brown crisp come the 25th.
Be a brown crisp come the 25th.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
They’ve gone early with their tree here.
Be a brown crisp come the 25th.
Be a brown crisp come the 25th.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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A great soup.
A great song.
What can I say?
A great song.
What can I say?
Making broccoli and stilton soup whilst singing Sailing by Christopher Cross.
hbu
hbu
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A great soup.
A great song.
What can I say?
A great song.
What can I say?
Making broccoli and stilton soup whilst singing Sailing by Christopher Cross.
hbu
hbu
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Making broccoli and stilton soup whilst singing Sailing by Christopher Cross.
hbu
hbu
Julie Andrews is reading Pride and Prejudice to me.
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Julie Andrews is reading Pride and Prejudice to me.
If fish fingers chips and peas* were a person, it would be me this evening.
*with mayonnaise, salt, a lemon wedge and a large glass of Ribena
The dinner you make is basically you at that time in food form, isn’t it?
*with mayonnaise, salt, a lemon wedge and a large glass of Ribena
The dinner you make is basically you at that time in food form, isn’t it?
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If fish fingers chips and peas* were a person, it would be me this evening.
*with mayonnaise, salt, a lemon wedge and a large glass of Ribena
The dinner you make is basically you at that time in food form, isn’t it?
*with mayonnaise, salt, a lemon wedge and a large glass of Ribena
The dinner you make is basically you at that time in food form, isn’t it?
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You can keep your Poirots and your Marples, the greatest murder mystery moment on tv is when John Nettles discovers Selina Cadell has been popped into a tumble drier
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You can keep your Poirots and your Marples, the greatest murder mystery moment on tv is when John Nettles discovers Selina Cadell has been popped into a tumble drier
Just thought an email entitled ‘Charity Abseil’ was about a student named that.
(A sign of the times working in a secondary school in 2025).
(A sign of the times working in a secondary school in 2025).
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Just thought an email entitled ‘Charity Abseil’ was about a student named that.
(A sign of the times working in a secondary school in 2025).
(A sign of the times working in a secondary school in 2025).
Just scratched my back with a spaghetti server spoon.
10/10 Recommend. 👍🏻
10/10 Recommend. 👍🏻
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just scratched my back with a spaghetti server spoon.
10/10 Recommend. 👍🏻
10/10 Recommend. 👍🏻
Taxi driver complimented me on my whistling.
Nice tip coming his way 💅🏻
Nice tip coming his way 💅🏻
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Taxi driver complimented me on my whistling.
Nice tip coming his way 💅🏻
Nice tip coming his way 💅🏻
No finer (non homemade) soup lunch than Heinz cream of tomato with grated cheese on a freezing day.
#soupfluencer
#soupfluencer
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
No finer (non homemade) soup lunch than Heinz cream of tomato with grated cheese on a freezing day.
#soupfluencer
#soupfluencer
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November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Can’t stop watching old BFI films from around Britain.
St Ives 1948. Brighton 1955. London 1981. To name but a few.
Here’s the Brighton one: youtu.be/K7Bn27GVvMw
St Ives 1948. Brighton 1955. London 1981. To name but a few.
Here’s the Brighton one: youtu.be/K7Bn27GVvMw
Brighton Story (1955) | BFI National Archive
YouTube video by BFI
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Can’t stop watching old BFI films from around Britain.
St Ives 1948. Brighton 1955. London 1981. To name but a few.
Here’s the Brighton one: youtu.be/K7Bn27GVvMw
St Ives 1948. Brighton 1955. London 1981. To name but a few.
Here’s the Brighton one: youtu.be/K7Bn27GVvMw
Having now got into my bed, I cannot fathom at all how or why I got out of it this morning and mortally fear the prospect of ever having to do so again.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Having now got into my bed, I cannot fathom at all how or why I got out of it this morning and mortally fear the prospect of ever having to do so again.
The BBC BBCing about The BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The BBC BBCing about The BBC.
Garth Marenghi Where Have You Been?!
YouTube video by Garth Marenghi
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!