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@kevinnelson84.bsky.social
Laid off Tech Publicist looking for the next big thing. Pretty good with words (but words won't save your life)
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There's a spot in the area where I normally walk my dogs that one of them LOVES and will somersault into a writhe when we walk by it.
March 25.
March 25.
End of season asparagus
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
End of season asparagus
After seeing Aunty Donna, I kinda want a Peach Snapple
Here's Broden DEMANDING a mouthful of Peach Snapple.
Here's Broden DEMANDING a mouthful of Peach Snapple.
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
After seeing Aunty Donna, I kinda want a Peach Snapple
Here's Broden DEMANDING a mouthful of Peach Snapple.
Here's Broden DEMANDING a mouthful of Peach Snapple.
The preshow counter at Aunty Donna has an elementary calculator joke!
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The preshow counter at Aunty Donna has an elementary calculator joke!
... that last line was not something I'd expect my library's chatbot to even offer.
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
... that last line was not something I'd expect my library's chatbot to even offer.
Fletcher's by Craig Finn was sooooooo good live
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Fletcher's by Craig Finn was sooooooo good live
Just asked Alexa to play How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb and she responded "I cannot find the album 'Heaven Depends on an Atomic Bomb"
Which, holy shit, if I ever become a crappy right wing musician, I'm definitely using that title!
Which, holy shit, if I ever become a crappy right wing musician, I'm definitely using that title!
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Just asked Alexa to play How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb and she responded "I cannot find the album 'Heaven Depends on an Atomic Bomb"
Which, holy shit, if I ever become a crappy right wing musician, I'm definitely using that title!
Which, holy shit, if I ever become a crappy right wing musician, I'm definitely using that title!
I gotta figure out a way to make money off of this @ityslmemes.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I gotta figure out a way to make money off of this @ityslmemes.com
My extremely low rent Moon outfit that @manmademoon.bsky.social might appreciate
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My extremely low rent Moon outfit that @manmademoon.bsky.social might appreciate
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 better have a fucking snake in it!
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 better have a fucking snake in it!
... any guesses why my cat's food includes a... monster sponge (?)
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
... any guesses why my cat's food includes a... monster sponge (?)
Fully 1/3 of my prayer candles have had biopics made about them now #DeliverUsFromNowhere
October 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Fully 1/3 of my prayer candles have had biopics made about them now #DeliverUsFromNowhere
Alumni association be like "... do we really have to tell people to watch this weekend? Won't that just anger people? Yeah? ... Fuck."
October 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Alumni association be like "... do we really have to tell people to watch this weekend? Won't that just anger people? Yeah? ... Fuck."
If anyone wants to get a tattoo that isn't a totenkopf one... I have a sketch of me as a bird that you can use.
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If anyone wants to get a tattoo that isn't a totenkopf one... I have a sketch of me as a bird that you can use.
I kinda wonder what ICE Agents tell their friends and families what they do for a living.
October 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I kinda wonder what ICE Agents tell their friends and families what they do for a living.
One of my greatest fears is that I'll be on a bridge and a dog will get in my way so I'll have to swerve and then I'll go through the bridge and then the dog will be on the plank holding my car and then jump
October 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
One of my greatest fears is that I'll be on a bridge and a dog will get in my way so I'll have to swerve and then I'll go through the bridge and then the dog will be on the plank holding my car and then jump
..................................... am I able to eat these $98 pants?
October 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
..................................... am I able to eat these $98 pants?
Let this be my annual reminder that Leonardo DiCaprio was almost cast in Hocus Pocus.
Just imagine if he and Omri Katz had switched lives.
I'm sorry... imagine if he and Oscar winner Omri Katz had switched lives with weed dealer Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just imagine if he and Omri Katz had switched lives.
I'm sorry... imagine if he and Oscar winner Omri Katz had switched lives with weed dealer Leonardo DiCaprio.
October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Let this be my annual reminder that Leonardo DiCaprio was almost cast in Hocus Pocus.
Just imagine if he and Omri Katz had switched lives.
I'm sorry... imagine if he and Oscar winner Omri Katz had switched lives with weed dealer Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just imagine if he and Omri Katz had switched lives.
I'm sorry... imagine if he and Oscar winner Omri Katz had switched lives with weed dealer Leonardo DiCaprio.
For all non-diabetics out there, a fun thing about having Type 1 diabetes is when you have a cold, merely thinking about a Ritz cracker skyrockets your blood sugar by like 70 points
October 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
For all non-diabetics out there, a fun thing about having Type 1 diabetes is when you have a cold, merely thinking about a Ritz cracker skyrockets your blood sugar by like 70 points
My alumni association comes out with a strong "Stab a Fork in Your Eye this Weekend!!" statement
October 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My alumni association comes out with a strong "Stab a Fork in Your Eye this Weekend!!" statement
There's a plot point in Tron:Ares where Greta Lee says "I have a plan"
The "plan" involves running down 60 flights of stairs and then... running more.
The "plan" involves running down 60 flights of stairs and then... running more.
October 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There's a plot point in Tron:Ares where Greta Lee says "I have a plan"
The "plan" involves running down 60 flights of stairs and then... running more.
The "plan" involves running down 60 flights of stairs and then... running more.
Me (Going through my large, blurry files on my Google Drive): What the hell is that?
... Oh yeah, that's my Abraham Lincoln shadow puppet.
... Oh yeah, that's my Abraham Lincoln shadow puppet.
October 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Me (Going through my large, blurry files on my Google Drive): What the hell is that?
... Oh yeah, that's my Abraham Lincoln shadow puppet.
... Oh yeah, that's my Abraham Lincoln shadow puppet.
When you're out there on the court shooting hoops, you want a shoe that's gonna give you an edge. You want a sneaker that makes piggy sounds every time you step down on the heel. And that's just what our shoes do: they make piggy sounds every time you step down on the heel. Piggy Shoes: they
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
When you're out there on the court shooting hoops, you want a shoe that's gonna give you an edge. You want a sneaker that makes piggy sounds every time you step down on the heel. And that's just what our shoes do: they make piggy sounds every time you step down on the heel. Piggy Shoes: they
Me: (cutting my cat's 1 gram pills into .25 gram pills) ... I suddenly have so much respect for drug dealers and/or pharmacists
October 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me: (cutting my cat's 1 gram pills into .25 gram pills) ... I suddenly have so much respect for drug dealers and/or pharmacists
I had a Bike Brother on the Light Rail today!
He got on and put his purple Trek 830 bike next to mine, prompting me to say "Nice Bike!!"
He got on and put his purple Trek 830 bike next to mine, prompting me to say "Nice Bike!!"
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I had a Bike Brother on the Light Rail today!
He got on and put his purple Trek 830 bike next to mine, prompting me to say "Nice Bike!!"
He got on and put his purple Trek 830 bike next to mine, prompting me to say "Nice Bike!!"
Wow. One Battle After Another is Paul Anderson's best work since AvP: Alien vs. Predator!!
October 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Wow. One Battle After Another is Paul Anderson's best work since AvP: Alien vs. Predator!!