Kev Kage
@kevkage.bsky.social
enjoyer of themed experiences, in spite of how embarrassing that sounds
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A+ on the Grinch meal. I am a simple man
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
A+ on the Grinch meal. I am a simple man
funny, with a name like OMNICOM i thought they’d have more of a human touch
60% decrease in non-PTO time off is wild
EXCLUSIVE: How Omnicom Stole Christmas Week And Nixed Other Perks From IPG’s Benefits Package
Employee handbooks and benefits documents obtained by ADWEEK reveal sweeping cuts to retirement plans, parental leave, healthcare, severance, holidays, and PTO for U.S. based employees.
www.adweek.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
funny, with a name like OMNICOM i thought they’d have more of a human touch
Disneyland Resort has a new Magic Key. It's the new 3rd level option, one up from the least expensive of the four available.
It costs $1k a year. What do you get for that? Let's take a look!
This Key includes two (TWO!!) of 52 Saturdays throughout the year. Both in January.
It costs $1k a year. What do you get for that? Let's take a look!
This Key includes two (TWO!!) of 52 Saturdays throughout the year. Both in January.
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Disneyland Resort has a new Magic Key. It's the new 3rd level option, one up from the least expensive of the four available.
It costs $1k a year. What do you get for that? Let's take a look!
This Key includes two (TWO!!) of 52 Saturdays throughout the year. Both in January.
It costs $1k a year. What do you get for that? Let's take a look!
This Key includes two (TWO!!) of 52 Saturdays throughout the year. Both in January.
Another one bites the dust. It’s sad, but this is the endgame Iger and Chapek and presumably D’Amaro have always wanted.
The good news is the CA resident deals (currently 250 for three-day park hoppers) are a reasonable replacement. The bad news is non-CA residents are SOL
The good news is the CA resident deals (currently 250 for three-day park hoppers) are a reasonable replacement. The bad news is non-CA residents are SOL
Although it pains us to do it, we're giving up our Magic Key's in April of next year and not renewing. We can't justify $1899 per person. Shelling out almost 4K for a year for the 2 of us is insane. At this point we only go to DL twice a year for 3-4 days so it's just not worth it anymore. :(
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Another one bites the dust. It’s sad, but this is the endgame Iger and Chapek and presumably D’Amaro have always wanted.
The good news is the CA resident deals (currently 250 for three-day park hoppers) are a reasonable replacement. The bad news is non-CA residents are SOL
The good news is the CA resident deals (currently 250 for three-day park hoppers) are a reasonable replacement. The bad news is non-CA residents are SOL
Wife, mid-40s, is in the other room singing “six seven” to the tune of “Hey Santa”
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Wife, mid-40s, is in the other room singing “six seven” to the tune of “Hey Santa”
Quick thoughts, in the order I had them, on Bluey’s Disney Parks debut:
1. Finally! Where was this 3 years ago?
2. Glad they’re investing in the next generation of fans
3. This is news that feels entirely positive for the first time in a while
4. …it’s going where
5. …wait, it’s also going WHERE?
1. Finally! Where was this 3 years ago?
2. Glad they’re investing in the next generation of fans
3. This is news that feels entirely positive for the first time in a while
4. …it’s going where
5. …wait, it’s also going WHERE?
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Quick thoughts, in the order I had them, on Bluey’s Disney Parks debut:
1. Finally! Where was this 3 years ago?
2. Glad they’re investing in the next generation of fans
3. This is news that feels entirely positive for the first time in a while
4. …it’s going where
5. …wait, it’s also going WHERE?
1. Finally! Where was this 3 years ago?
2. Glad they’re investing in the next generation of fans
3. This is news that feels entirely positive for the first time in a while
4. …it’s going where
5. …wait, it’s also going WHERE?
Funny, I watched this show for the first time last week and my honest first reaction was “it’s so nice to not have projections”
BREAKING: Epic Universe started testing new projections late last night for the park’s fountain show effects. Projections included various things related to each of the worlds. We don’t know yet if this could be for the existing nightly fountain show or something new.
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Funny, I watched this show for the first time last week and my honest first reaction was “it’s so nice to not have projections”
We can only hope Ken Marino is somehow involved with the new Muppet version. I don't like a world where Scooter fired the board op
Last month, our son ditched us for what was probably his final Rock 'n' Roller Coaster ride. One thing is certain: it was his last time seeing Aerosmith in the preshow.
diservations.com/aerosmith-pr...
diservations.com/aerosmith-pr...
Aerosmith Preshow Closes as Rock ’n’ Roller Coaster Begins Muppets Transformation
Disney has permanently closed the Aerosmith preshow at Rock ’n’ Roller Coaster, clearing the way for Imagineers to begin the attraction’s Muppets retheme.
diservations.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
We can only hope Ken Marino is somehow involved with the new Muppet version. I don't like a world where Scooter fired the board op
Please send any and all business inquiries to kevkageneedsalife at gmail
I look forward to the day someone actually attempts to a sponsor a video of mine and immediately regrets it
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Please send any and all business inquiries to kevkageneedsalife at gmail
I do this for you. And me, mostly
The Mariah Carey THEMED CHRISTMAS BAR Rules
YouTube video by Kev Kage Needs a Life
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I do this for you. And me, mostly
Great day to help folks who need it. Thanks Jeff!
Day 29 of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC which supports CM’s,hospitality, community, & more. With layoffs,hours reduced, inflation,& climate: Need is high! Every donation counts !Can’t donate? Share🙏Drive ends 11/30
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Great day to help folks who need it. Thanks Jeff!
I did not have a dessert plate today, but I did just eat half a box of Wendy’s Baconator flavored Cheez-Its, putting a squirt of Salsa Picante Tabasco sauce on each cracker. I understand this makes me unfit for society. I accept that
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I did not have a dessert plate today, but I did just eat half a box of Wendy’s Baconator flavored Cheez-Its, putting a squirt of Salsa Picante Tabasco sauce on each cracker. I understand this makes me unfit for society. I accept that
Shoutout to the new Munchkins commercial. 10/10
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Shoutout to the new Munchkins commercial. 10/10
Sing it, sister
Jane and I want to wish everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving.
Let’s never forget that when we stand together, with hope and love, we can create the future based on peace and justice that we all deserve.
Let’s never forget that when we stand together, with hope and love, we can create the future based on peace and justice that we all deserve.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sing it, sister
I’m thankful for Bluesky! I wasn’t into ThemeParkTwitter but thought I’d get a fresh start here, and while I do miss some people and updates from the bad place, I’m excited to have made a bunch of new Internet (and some IRL) pals! Thanks for being such a lovely bunch and hope y’all have a great day
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m thankful for Bluesky! I wasn’t into ThemeParkTwitter but thought I’d get a fresh start here, and while I do miss some people and updates from the bad place, I’m excited to have made a bunch of new Internet (and some IRL) pals! Thanks for being such a lovely bunch and hope y’all have a great day
I would like to call more attention to this video that you absolutely should watch!
Bonus: it’s actually quite good and not like the trash I make and try to sell you on!
Bonus: it’s actually quite good and not like the trash I make and try to sell you on!
Is IKEA a Theme Park?
YouTube video by sjlemme
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I would like to call more attention to this video that you absolutely should watch!
Bonus: it’s actually quite good and not like the trash I make and try to sell you on!
Bonus: it’s actually quite good and not like the trash I make and try to sell you on!
lol. 12 monthly payments of just $150 a month!
Pushing hard on this.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
lol. 12 monthly payments of just $150 a month!
Haven't watched a second yet but I can already tell, this is the kind of content I'm here for
Have you ever wondered what the term "theme park" actually means? I answered this question in the stupidest way possible by figuring out if IKEA counts. And if you support me on Patreon you can watch that video RIGHT NOW! Everyone else will have to wait til tomorrow.
www.patreon.com/posts/144275...
www.patreon.com/posts/144275...
Early Access | Is IKEA a Theme Park? | sjlemme
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November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Haven't watched a second yet but I can already tell, this is the kind of content I'm here for
This is a great look, actually. Just needs some makeup and a little crown and it's Al Pithy Party
Wow! Our first-week ticket sales BLEW MY HAIR RIGHT OFF!! Hope it grows back in time for the tour!
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is a great look, actually. Just needs some makeup and a little crown and it's Al Pithy Party
“You want to fast forward a parade? Run in the opposite direction” - Mitch Hedberg
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“You want to fast forward a parade? Run in the opposite direction” - Mitch Hedberg
I’m not even kidding, like three weeks ago I said my christmas wish was to have a Baked Alaska. VIVA BAKED ALASKA
A fantastic night out with Chuck and Rich and steak and BAKED ALASKA. What a delightful time to live deliciously!
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’m not even kidding, like three weeks ago I said my christmas wish was to have a Baked Alaska. VIVA BAKED ALASKA
The server said I am the 7th Viking on the planet to try this. A+
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The server said I am the 7th Viking on the planet to try this. A+
Mythos is dead. Long live Mythos
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Mythos is dead. Long live Mythos