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Kewey Tanuki
@keweytanuki.bsky.social
Q-E. humble tanook, posting about grand #sumo during tournaments, and novel writing + random furry/ΘΔ stuff between

grand sumo schedules: https://kewey.furvect.com/sumo/schedules.html

ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/keweytanuki

mastodon: @[email protected]
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i've been doing English-language daily schedules for Grand Sumo since 2022 that include judge, ref and yobidashi appearances, prize ceremonies for the final day, and much more!

you can go through the schedule archives here: kewey.furvect.com/sumo/schedul...
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More amazing hybrid costume/puppetry stuff.

Suspension-of-disbelief level: even the cameraman points to stuff and interacts as if the character can see anything. 💯

What if this but werewolf?
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i've got a sore on my lip and the ointment i'm using to treat it has stuck my lips together

i just had to shoo the dog out of my room while completely mute and i feel like a Sylvain Chomet character
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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The sumo wrestling scene from Taro the Dragon Boy (1979), dir. Kirio Urayama, Toei Doga
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Aonishiki's promotion has been confirmed by the JSA's board! #sumo

congratulations to our newest ozeki!
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
it's (hopefully) ozeki announcement Wednesday in Japan #sumo
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
going through old MOD file messages and found a shout-out to @jakkal.bsky.social of all people who was also on the ahww IRC channel on 5 April 1997 while i was writing the tune that would later turn into my band's first single

hi again to them 28 years later
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
for Wolfenoot Supper i devoured roast pork then a steak kebab while making growly nom nom noises
Happy Wolfenoot to everyone that celebrates!
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
#sumo special prizes have been announced!

Outstanding Performance: Aonishiki )if he wins the tournament)

Fighting Spirit: Kirishima (If he wins today), Ichiyamamoto (if he wins today)

Technique: Aonishiki and Yoshinofuji

Source: x.com/sumokyokai/s...
日本相撲協会公式 on X: "<千秋楽の様子> 三賞が決定しました! ・殊勲賞 #安青錦(初)※優勝した場合 ・敢闘賞 #霧島※今日勝てば(3) #一山本※今日勝てば(2) ・技能賞 #安青錦(3) #義ノ富士(2) #sumo #相撲 #十一月場所 #九州場所 https://t.co/21fXXrEmmx" / X
<千秋楽の様子> 三賞が決定しました! ・殊勲賞 #安青錦(初)※優勝した場合 ・敢闘賞 #霧島※今日勝てば(3) #一山本※今日勝てば(2) ・技能賞 #安青錦(3) #義ノ富士(2) #sumo #相撲 #十一月場所 #九州場所 https://t.co/21fXXrEmmx
x.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
special prizes get announced around 1pm japan time at x.com/sumokyokai/ (yeah they're still on the other place), i'll post the prize winners and conditions as soon as i can translate them
x.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The Day 15 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament says that's about all folks! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The Day 14 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament arrives precisely when it means to! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Thursday November 20th is the official day of Transgender Day of Remembrance. It’s everyday #TDOR #TDR #Transgenderdayofrembrance #transgender #blacktranslivesmatter #transliveatter
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The Day 13 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament had a map and compass! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The Day 12 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament took a wrong turn at Albuquerque! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...

sorry for posting this late everyone <3
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November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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wolf therians 🐺‼️
i have obscure media for you, i found this DVD at my local thrift store and didn’t find much about it online so i uploaded it to internet archive
archive.org/details/wolf...
WOLF PACK documentary : Bob Landis & Kathey Pasternak : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
WOLF PACK documents the first seven years of the wolves' return to Yellowstone National Park• Spectacular behavior sequences in our first national park•...
archive.org
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
we just had a match between Tenrosei (Heavenly Wolf Star) and Chiyooga (Eternal Great Fang)

very awoo-coded match that one
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
so hey uh wolves might be tool users... or not, still! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH1K...
This wolf has a unique way of finding food | Science News
YouTube video by Science News
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The Day 10 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament is hungry like the wolf! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Holy shit. Sounds like things got bad at @goldenhorn.si

Really hope everyone is okay.
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
The Day 9 English language super schedule for the November Grand #Sumo tournament is all systems go! kewey.furvect.com/sumo/2025/11...
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November 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
a fun site to remind everyone that correlation does not mean causation www.tylervigen.com/spurious-cor...
Spurious Correlations
Correlation is not causation: thousands of charts of real data showing actual correlations between ridiculous variables.
www.tylervigen.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 AM