KeystoneMountie
@keystonemountie.bsky.social
Guncle. Liberal. Socially awkward. The soul can be healed by either music or a beach. Antifa Employee of the Month. Fuck Donald Trump. Double fuck Stephen Miller.
Kiffin is such a fucking chud I don't understand why he's so popular every time a coaching search begins.
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Kiffin is such a fucking chud I don't understand why he's so popular every time a coaching search begins.
I was in America Sings in the 1998 parade. We performed in Herald Square for the TV open then hopped on the subway to the beginning of the parade route and then walked right before Santa. Cold and rainy just like today. Miserable. Lol
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I was in America Sings in the 1998 parade. We performed in Herald Square for the TV open then hopped on the subway to the beginning of the parade route and then walked right before Santa. Cold and rainy just like today. Miserable. Lol
Can't you see hims tuxedo? Hims very important kitters.
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Can't you see hims tuxedo? Hims very important kitters.
I just want JB to come out and say "I'm still trying to figure out how Trump talks with Bill Clinton's dick in his mouth."
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I just want JB to come out and say "I'm still trying to figure out how Trump talks with Bill Clinton's dick in his mouth."
We now go to the replay:
a man in a pirate costume is standing in front of a sign that says flavor
ALT: a man in a pirate costume is standing in front of a sign that says flavor
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
We now go to the replay:
Joey Porter might need to work on his ball control. Just a lil. 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Joey Porter might need to work on his ball control. Just a lil. 🤣
Trump thinks that Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud came back with a suit on. That's why he's so happy.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Trump thinks that Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud came back with a suit on. That's why he's so happy.
My favorite thing about Karoline is every night she has to go home to a set of balls staring her in the face that are 32 years older than she is.
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My favorite thing about Karoline is every night she has to go home to a set of balls staring her in the face that are 32 years older than she is.
You know how the Epstein circle loves trotting out the merchandise.
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You know how the Epstein circle loves trotting out the merchandise.
My fat ass loves a Spirit big front seat! 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My fat ass loves a Spirit big front seat! 🤣
Peter is gonna be so upset.
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Peter is gonna be so upset.
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL WITH ME FOR LAUGHING!
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL WITH ME FOR LAUGHING!
Ohhhh well if there's nothing criminal you won't have any issues showing us all your texts with him then, right?
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ohhhh well if there's nothing criminal you won't have any issues showing us all your texts with him then, right?
WV native living near Pittsburgh!
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
WV native living near Pittsburgh!
If he called someone piggy in front of me there is less than zero chance I remain calm and quiet.
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If he called someone piggy in front of me there is less than zero chance I remain calm and quiet.
Reminds me of Eddie Griffin in The New Guy telling Dizzy to find the biggest mother fucker he can at his new school knock him out and to make sure everyone sees it. 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Reminds me of Eddie Griffin in The New Guy telling Dizzy to find the biggest mother fucker he can at his new school knock him out and to make sure everyone sees it. 🤣
Hefty is pretty jacked.
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hefty is pretty jacked.