hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner
@kgardner.bsky.social
USAF vet. RN. Lived, worked, studied in 3 countries. Programmer. At pointy end of Maslow's Hierarchy. Hero in tiny emergencies. Living in NZ
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BRICKIN’ FOR CHICKEN
a white chicken with a red crest on its head is standing on its hind legs
ALT: a white chicken with a red crest on its head is standing on its hind legs
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December 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
BRICKIN’ FOR CHICKEN
The imaginary 'VERY SPECIAL BOY PARTICIPATION TROPHY'
Thank you, Jeff!
Thank you, Jeff!
DONNY IS THE BIGGEST “DIAPERLOAD” ON THE PLANET. HE HAS NO IDEA THAT EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIS WORTHLESS FAKE PARTICIPATION TROPHY. HE'S SUCH A FUCKING TODDLER. I COVER ALL THAT AND MORE IN ‘THIS WEEK IN STUPID,’ MY ROUND-UP OF THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT THAT HAPPENED. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/48ltylc
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The imaginary 'VERY SPECIAL BOY PARTICIPATION TROPHY'
Thank you, Jeff!
Thank you, Jeff!
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December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
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Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
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This is an excellent read. The more you know. #Science 🧪
“… we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,” says Ward “I am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, they’re going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.”
“… we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,” says Ward “I am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, they’re going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.”
Hepatitis B vaccine guidance set to be rolled back for US babies: what the science says
A panel of US vaccine advisers voted to rescind a recommendation that all newborns should receive a hepatitis B vaccine at birth.
www.nature.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This is an excellent read. The more you know. #Science 🧪
“… we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,” says Ward “I am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, they’re going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.”
“… we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,” says Ward “I am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, they’re going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.”
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I’m not surprised they’re always on the white peoples side, and always on the rich peoples side, and always on the men’s side, and always on the “Christian” side, and always on the cisgender side, but also always being on the infectious disease side just really wasn’t on my bingo card.
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m not surprised they’re always on the white peoples side, and always on the rich peoples side, and always on the men’s side, and always on the “Christian” side, and always on the cisgender side, but also always being on the infectious disease side just really wasn’t on my bingo card.
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
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Enjoy your Caturday morning, everyone!
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December 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Enjoy your Caturday morning, everyone!
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Stephen Miller's wife is an evil t**t! This is awesome!
youtube.com/shorts/b2azt...
youtube.com/shorts/b2azt...
Poor Katie Miller did NOT see that coming.😬 #KatieMiller #stephenmiller
YouTube video by Caitlin Speaks
youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Stephen Miller's wife is an evil t**t! This is awesome!
youtube.com/shorts/b2azt...
youtube.com/shorts/b2azt...
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Were the book sales worth it @jaketapper.bsky.social?
You really are an insufferable sellout.
You really are an insufferable sellout.
Biden never slept through meetings but Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about how he was too old.
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Were the book sales worth it @jaketapper.bsky.social?
You really are an insufferable sellout.
You really are an insufferable sellout.
15 y/o Grandson's school is questioning his end of year English essay. The person who graded it does not know him and feels he can't possibly know the meaning of these sophisticated words & phrases. Of course he does: he hangs out with Mac & me! They think he cheated, not sure how since... 1/2
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
15 y/o Grandson's school is questioning his end of year English essay. The person who graded it does not know him and feels he can't possibly know the meaning of these sophisticated words & phrases. Of course he does: he hangs out with Mac & me! They think he cheated, not sure how since... 1/2
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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So he had two reasons to take ivermectin
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
So he had two reasons to take ivermectin
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Santa died for our sins.
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Santa died for our sins.
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Also the one at the fifth gas station that works, the credit card reader is broken and only accepts coins, which you don't have because you are not a pirate from the 1650s.
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Also the one at the fifth gas station that works, the credit card reader is broken and only accepts coins, which you don't have because you are not a pirate from the 1650s.
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This...should have been two separate emails.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This...should have been two separate emails.
Ugh! Is this true?
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Ugh! Is this true?
And also for men. So good.
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
And also for men. So good.
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Ants in his pants
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Ants in his pants