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mr. keeks
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🗣️🤳 how could you do this to me question mark

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My Costco has them in a large metal contraption next to the soda machine. You have to rotate the handle to spit them out little by little and then all at once.
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Ok but I'm a little sus of Sami Brady in all this tbh
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Can you day rent a uhaul van? I've been thinking doing the same for some Ikea cabinets that they wont deliver to me
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Yep, my next door neighbor is a lifetime smoker who never had this happen until recently, at 70. And it happened to him twice this year.
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I can hear her saying "Aren't they sick!!?!!" and it's just two huge white curtains in square frames hanging over her couch
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Same. Let this woman work without her brow being constantly furrowed!
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I kinda rolled my eyes at that question too. Jesse Solomon is not a newsworthy enough lay to get all this attention 😅
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Cute! Live traps are the best. I use a metal one to catch strays from time to time, and then we go for a little ride and they hop off into a field down the road 🥰
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The way I hate this man...
a blonde woman wearing a yellow dress and earrings is making a funny face .
ALT: a blonde woman wearing a yellow dress and earrings is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Blasphemy
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We all survived, though I probably got like 30 new gray hairs 😅
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Man I wish. I have a high deductible health plan here so I have to pay out of pocket up to 3500 a year, but I dont pay a monthly enrollment fee, which would be like $4000-6000 a year. Our system sucks so bad.
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
INSANE 💸 but at least I'm good for like 4-5 years if I meet another one 💪
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Aw thanks yeah the dogs and I were fine after we got our shots. Cost me $3500 for my rabies vaccines (four total) so I have that to pay down over the next year but better than death I guess!
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Bless them. This 74 year old man showed up in my backyard that fateful morning with a baseball bat, thinking the dogs and I were being accosted by a human intruder
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think he's the new Sandoval
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ah-mah-zing !!! what a good one to go out on. Her style and fashion was so influential to me when her show was airing and probably ever since
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
amazing!!! Keep us posted if you do it!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM