kimchi-momi
@kimchi-momi.bsky.social
part time writer, full time daydreamer.
professional procrastinator.
amateur chef/baker.
cross stitch/crochet hobbyist.
🖖🏼 All Trek is Trek🎤🫳🏼
🔵 in a 🔴 state
History repeats bc people don’t 🦆ing learn from it.
professional procrastinator.
amateur chef/baker.
cross stitch/crochet hobbyist.
🖖🏼 All Trek is Trek🎤🫳🏼
🔵 in a 🔴 state
History repeats bc people don’t 🦆ing learn from it.
*sigh* He’s STILL doing this? Want me to…..”inspect” his Dabo tables, sir? I can also get Holosuite Maintenance to shut down the holosuites for…maintenance until he stops (& clears everyones tabs).
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
*sigh* He’s STILL doing this? Want me to…..”inspect” his Dabo tables, sir? I can also get Holosuite Maintenance to shut down the holosuites for…maintenance until he stops (& clears everyones tabs).
Magic Mike Weekend happens on the first weekend of every month.
Do you even read the Promenade Merchants Association weekly newsletters?
Do you even read the Promenade Merchants Association weekly newsletters?
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Magic Mike Weekend happens on the first weekend of every month.
Do you even read the Promenade Merchants Association weekly newsletters?
Do you even read the Promenade Merchants Association weekly newsletters?
This is why I get my parts from the Vulcans
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is why I get my parts from the Vulcans
AND IT ATE THRU THE TABLE DUE TO EXPOSURE TO COSMIC RADIATION!!!
It’s like you’re trying so hard to not eat healthily.
It’s like you’re trying so hard to not eat healthily.
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
AND IT ATE THRU THE TABLE DUE TO EXPOSURE TO COSMIC RADIATION!!!
It’s like you’re trying so hard to not eat healthily.
It’s like you’re trying so hard to not eat healthily.
WHY DID YOU PROGRAM STEAMED PUDDINGS INTO THE REPLICATOR MENU?????
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
WHY DID YOU PROGRAM STEAMED PUDDINGS INTO THE REPLICATOR MENU?????
Kudos for using the Starfleet/Klingon Empire endorsed Starbase 80 hot sauces. Although…amazing how quick those transporter/internal scanner macros are…you barely had your chilli for 0.001 seconds before it got beamed off the station.
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Kudos for using the Starfleet/Klingon Empire endorsed Starbase 80 hot sauces. Although…amazing how quick those transporter/internal scanner macros are…you barely had your chilli for 0.001 seconds before it got beamed off the station.
*sigh* this is what happens when you use substandard parts to repair Universal Translators.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
*sigh* this is what happens when you use substandard parts to repair Universal Translators.
yeah, let’s just put up the sundae bar in Cargo Bay 4. he’s just salty that his sundae would automatically be beamed off station bc of Keiko’s scan/transport macro to make him stay on his diet.
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
yeah, let’s just put up the sundae bar in Cargo Bay 4. he’s just salty that his sundae would automatically be beamed off station bc of Keiko’s scan/transport macro to make him stay on his diet.
i am telling you that he needs the most comprehensive and thorough neurological exam known to man…and Vulcans. He keeps forgetting things, like my “promotion,” the fact that I make his healthcare decision in the event of incapacitation when Keiko is off station, and replicator specials.
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
i am telling you that he needs the most comprehensive and thorough neurological exam known to man…and Vulcans. He keeps forgetting things, like my “promotion,” the fact that I make his healthcare decision in the event of incapacitation when Keiko is off station, and replicator specials.
Sir? You don’t remember you put me in charge of the Chaos Quartet, Holo Maintenance, Replicator Maintenance, & Waste Management? And that Keiko made me your healthcare proxy when she’s off the station?
I’d leave, but Kira denied my transfer…
I’d leave, but Kira denied my transfer…
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Sir? You don’t remember you put me in charge of the Chaos Quartet, Holo Maintenance, Replicator Maintenance, & Waste Management? And that Keiko made me your healthcare proxy when she’s off the station?
I’d leave, but Kira denied my transfer…
I’d leave, but Kira denied my transfer…
so is that a “yes” on the sundae bar?
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
so is that a “yes” on the sundae bar?
Yer a plumber,
Miles.
Miles.
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Yer a plumber,
Miles.
Miles.
That’s what you get for using subpar and non warrantied parts on your Universal Translator.
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
That’s what you get for using subpar and non warrantied parts on your Universal Translator.
Which is why they are banned from being used as a delivery service to the station since the delivery status has been updated to 51 years. Kira is still mad at the Chief for going with the cheaper delivery option.
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Which is why they are banned from being used as a delivery service to the station since the delivery status has been updated to 51 years. Kira is still mad at the Chief for going with the cheaper delivery option.
Then it is the slow and inevitable decline precipitated by spelunking down the tubes, huh? Does Keiko know? I’ll have the Holo Maintenance crew put safety features in ALL of your holoprograms. No need to risk any more head injuries…
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Then it is the slow and inevitable decline precipitated by spelunking down the tubes, huh? Does Keiko know? I’ll have the Holo Maintenance crew put safety features in ALL of your holoprograms. No need to risk any more head injuries…
Philosophical debates aside, I’m more worried about your cognition abilities considering we just finished refitting the plumbing system with the triple reinforced pipes and there have been NO LEAKS reported.
Have you been dipping in to Garak’s or Julian’s “s-e-c-r-e-t stash” recently?
Have you been dipping in to Garak’s or Julian’s “s-e-c-r-e-t stash” recently?
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Philosophical debates aside, I’m more worried about your cognition abilities considering we just finished refitting the plumbing system with the triple reinforced pipes and there have been NO LEAKS reported.
Have you been dipping in to Garak’s or Julian’s “s-e-c-r-e-t stash” recently?
Have you been dipping in to Garak’s or Julian’s “s-e-c-r-e-t stash” recently?
well, the Pakleds already nuked their own planet, so that won’t work
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
well, the Pakleds already nuked their own planet, so that won’t work
for the last time…NO YAMOK SAUCE!!! Everything else goes fine with vanilla ice cream except yamok sauce.
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
for the last time…NO YAMOK SAUCE!!! Everything else goes fine with vanilla ice cream except yamok sauce.
I remember seeing something about a data center in Georgia basically monopolizing the water resources to where pre-existing homes & businesses in the area could not get water from the faucet.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I remember seeing something about a data center in Georgia basically monopolizing the water resources to where pre-existing homes & businesses in the area could not get water from the faucet.
“No vanilla icecream.” Do you even hear yourself? That’s it - off to the infirmary for you. I knew that one Tactical day was a concussion waiting to happen.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“No vanilla icecream.” Do you even hear yourself? That’s it - off to the infirmary for you. I knew that one Tactical day was a concussion waiting to happen.
with our luck? about the same as guinan.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
with our luck? about the same as guinan.
no one outside of Cardassia likes Yamok sauce. I get that Quark wants to get rid of his supply of Yamok sauce, but it does not go well with vanilla ice cream. That was one dare I really regret completing…
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
no one outside of Cardassia likes Yamok sauce. I get that Quark wants to get rid of his supply of Yamok sauce, but it does not go well with vanilla ice cream. That was one dare I really regret completing…