King of Spooky Tarts
@kingtart.bsky.social
Down with the monarchy
Up with really big tarts
Hella queer and 19+.
He/him/his
Photo by @dirediredocks.bsky.social
Up with really big tarts
Hella queer and 19+.
He/him/his
Photo by @dirediredocks.bsky.social
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Explain your username:
Got called a bitter 🚬 by homophobes a million times on Twitter, and decided to lean into it (gay bittertweets). Tweaked it and carried it over to be recognizable here.
Got called a bitter 🚬 by homophobes a million times on Twitter, and decided to lean into it (gay bittertweets). Tweaked it and carried it over to be recognizable here.
Is fag
Explain your username:
Well, it’s simple. A watery spirit in a magical lake threw an enchanted tart at me and declared that if I find the spoon in the stone I’d become king of all that I saw. I found the spoon but I was looking at the tart she tossed at me, so all I got was a pastry crown.
Well, it’s simple. A watery spirit in a magical lake threw an enchanted tart at me and declared that if I find the spoon in the stone I’d become king of all that I saw. I found the spoon but I was looking at the tart she tossed at me, so all I got was a pastry crown.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a Gif. Hard mode-no Star Wars, Marvel
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a Gif. Hard mode-no Star Wars, Marvel
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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Made onion rings for the first time since I was 17 and working at A & W and trying to be straight.
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Made onion rings for the first time since I was 17 and working at A & W and trying to be straight.
I don’t need a lot from the gay hockey show, and it’s not delivering much.
Is it really too much to do for two dudes in full hockey gear to make out?
Is it really too much to do for two dudes in full hockey gear to make out?
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I don’t need a lot from the gay hockey show, and it’s not delivering much.
Is it really too much to do for two dudes in full hockey gear to make out?
Is it really too much to do for two dudes in full hockey gear to make out?
Well, that was my fault for opening Bluesky at work on a Friday.
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Well, that was my fault for opening Bluesky at work on a Friday.
Clip shows are just such bad dull lazy writing.
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Clip shows are just such bad dull lazy writing.
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elden ring is a christmas game btw
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
elden ring is a christmas game btw
You ever have a meeting with a software vendor that goes so bad that you literally say, “you’ve got me questioning everything I know about https and certificates?”
Cause that’s how my morning just went.
Cause that’s how my morning just went.
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You ever have a meeting with a software vendor that goes so bad that you literally say, “you’ve got me questioning everything I know about https and certificates?”
Cause that’s how my morning just went.
Cause that’s how my morning just went.
So much AI slop on the timeline today.
So many lusers blocked today.
So many lusers blocked today.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So much AI slop on the timeline today.
So many lusers blocked today.
So many lusers blocked today.
Fun thread!
Over 40? Drop a selfie.
40 was a long time ago.
Over 40? Drop a selfie.
40 was a long time ago.
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Fun thread!
Over 40? Drop a selfie.
40 was a long time ago.
Over 40? Drop a selfie.
40 was a long time ago.
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Never forget
This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate
Bob Belcher - I'm mostly straight
YouTube video by Kronc Lee
m.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Never forget
An absolute favourite. The third season hits me every time.
And then we just decided to start watching this again
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
An absolute favourite. The third season hits me every time.
Ouch. @betarayben.bsky.social
Every gay relationship has the bf who posts online constantly and the bf who hardly ever posts
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Ouch. @betarayben.bsky.social
I’m in my happy place and so is she.
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I’m in my happy place and so is she.
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Teachers don't get paid enough.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Teachers don't get paid enough.
I thought I was the only tipsy one on bsky tonight!
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I thought I was the only tipsy one on bsky tonight!
In mathematics it is possible to cut a ball up in to four pieces, pull the pieces apart, and reassemble them in to two balls that are the same size as the first. The four pieces are each a fractal.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach%...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach%...
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
In mathematics it is possible to cut a ball up in to four pieces, pull the pieces apart, and reassemble them in to two balls that are the same size as the first. The four pieces are each a fractal.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach%...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach%...
CW: discussion of anti-queer extreme violence
Andrew Craibe was a Salvation Army Major General and a garbage person.
www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
Andrew Craibe was a Salvation Army Major General and a garbage person.
www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
CW: discussion of anti-queer extreme violence
Andrew Craibe was a Salvation Army Major General and a garbage person.
www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
Andrew Craibe was a Salvation Army Major General and a garbage person.
www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
Had an absolute blast talking about sci fi and politics and comic books with super smart hot people.
Much discussion of Severance theories was had tonight 😌
Lovely to meet @betarayben.bsky.social and @kingtart.bsky.social finally! ❤️🥰
Lovely to meet @betarayben.bsky.social and @kingtart.bsky.social finally! ❤️🥰
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Had an absolute blast talking about sci fi and politics and comic books with super smart hot people.
Xmas is coming.
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Xmas is coming.
Goonnageddon
Fire Goon With Me
Frankengoon.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Goonnageddon
Age yourself with gaming 🎮
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Age yourself with gaming 🎮