Kingyo
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Just collecting weird stuff. 40+ | reposts NSFW sometimes | BJDs | Trigun | textile art | 機械翻訳が使用されています
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I must once again reiterate how badly I want a bastardized American history Dynasty Warriors-style musou game where I can play as inexplicably stacked Betsy Ross mowing down redcoats by whipping around a flag and also there is Bishounen John Adams
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I must once again reiterate how badly I want a bastardized American history Dynasty Warriors-style musou game where I can play as inexplicably stacked Betsy Ross mowing down redcoats by whipping around a flag and also there is Bishounen John Adams
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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me when my own brain tells me I can't do it: yeah... 😔 you're probably right, I suck
me when some shithead in a comment section says I can't do it: oh yeah, motherfucker? Then how come I AM DOING IT, you absolute loser?? HAHAH 🖕🏼🖕🏼
me when some shithead in a comment section says I can't do it: oh yeah, motherfucker? Then how come I AM DOING IT, you absolute loser?? HAHAH 🖕🏼🖕🏼
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
me when my own brain tells me I can't do it: yeah... 😔 you're probably right, I suck
me when some shithead in a comment section says I can't do it: oh yeah, motherfucker? Then how come I AM DOING IT, you absolute loser?? HAHAH 🖕🏼🖕🏼
me when some shithead in a comment section says I can't do it: oh yeah, motherfucker? Then how come I AM DOING IT, you absolute loser?? HAHAH 🖕🏼🖕🏼
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
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Donald Trump and George W Bush are very different in many ways but they have this in common: they were/are very appealing to large numbers of people and I would very much like to know what the fuck is wrong with every last one of them
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Donald Trump and George W Bush are very different in many ways but they have this in common: they were/are very appealing to large numbers of people and I would very much like to know what the fuck is wrong with every last one of them
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joining a fandom to have fun but trying to avoid all of the discourse:
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
joining a fandom to have fun but trying to avoid all of the discourse:
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"You cannot fuck ironically"
1. goes hard as hell
2. is a lesson every single generation needs to learn, no matter how ironypilled they might consider themselves
1. goes hard as hell
2. is a lesson every single generation needs to learn, no matter how ironypilled they might consider themselves
But ya looks like good soup. The first and hardest lesson to learn for budding smut writers, or people who just want a sex scene, is that sex IS cringe. It is embarrassing, and messy, and it'll make you say wacky shit.
But you cannot fuck ironically. So when you write sex, you MUST be earnest.
But you cannot fuck ironically. So when you write sex, you MUST be earnest.
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
"You cannot fuck ironically"
1. goes hard as hell
2. is a lesson every single generation needs to learn, no matter how ironypilled they might consider themselves
1. goes hard as hell
2. is a lesson every single generation needs to learn, no matter how ironypilled they might consider themselves
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Not beating the allegations that Neal Stephenson wrote this novel
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Not beating the allegations that Neal Stephenson wrote this novel
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
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Happy "Don't punch your racist uncle in the mouth at the dinner table challenge: Impossible" day!
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Happy "Don't punch your racist uncle in the mouth at the dinner table challenge: Impossible" day!
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I’m thankful for the gay freaks in my phone
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’m thankful for the gay freaks in my phone
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Your month, your puppy!
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Your month, your puppy!
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Any time I see a computer RPG where all the NPC party members are girls with extravagant outfits and big boobs, and then the actual player character is Generic Sword Guy, I'm like: come on, man. You're *out of theme*. Get with the program!
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Any time I see a computer RPG where all the NPC party members are girls with extravagant outfits and big boobs, and then the actual player character is Generic Sword Guy, I'm like: come on, man. You're *out of theme*. Get with the program!
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If we're talking turkeys, this one is my favourite.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If we're talking turkeys, this one is my favourite.