Kismetatron
@kismetatron.bsky.social
📍Pittsburgh
Husband, musician, metalhead, cat dad.
Husband, musician, metalhead, cat dad.
This man was a fucking prophet.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This man was a fucking prophet.
Knowledge is a burden we all bear.
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Knowledge is a burden we all bear.
Here you go. "Bubba" is/was one of Bill Clinton's nicknames.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Here you go. "Bubba" is/was one of Bill Clinton's nicknames.
Honestly I envy people in un-contacted tribes. To have no knowledge or even context of what this is, who these people are, or how they bend reality around them sounds like a fucking blessing.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Honestly I envy people in un-contacted tribes. To have no knowledge or even context of what this is, who these people are, or how they bend reality around them sounds like a fucking blessing.
I'm sorry I voted for this piece of shit. My apologies, sincerely.
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm sorry I voted for this piece of shit. My apologies, sincerely.
It's Hitlers all the way down.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It's Hitlers all the way down.
The best thing about Hitler facts is you can make shit up.
"Hitler had a self-consuming cock."
"Sounds legitimate to me."
"Hitler had a self-consuming cock."
"Sounds legitimate to me."
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The best thing about Hitler facts is you can make shit up.
"Hitler had a self-consuming cock."
"Sounds legitimate to me."
"Hitler had a self-consuming cock."
"Sounds legitimate to me."
It is the year 2031: Jerking off is illegal. I am in the emergency room because my hand was broken by my personal robot when I realized my fly was down in public and tried to fix it.
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It is the year 2031: Jerking off is illegal. I am in the emergency room because my hand was broken by my personal robot when I realized my fly was down in public and tried to fix it.
But then I remember I made the effort to get out of my comfort zone and make friends with people wildly different than because I'm not a racist chud.
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
But then I remember I made the effort to get out of my comfort zone and make friends with people wildly different than because I'm not a racist chud.
Every day I wonder how I would have turned out if I hadn't met the right person, had this or that kind of experience. Who would I have been had I not moved to someplace out of my comfort zone. I raised in a place where far right idealogy should have resonated with me.
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Every day I wonder how I would have turned out if I hadn't met the right person, had this or that kind of experience. Who would I have been had I not moved to someplace out of my comfort zone. I raised in a place where far right idealogy should have resonated with me.
Imagine being in the first grade and you're already a narc
October 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Imagine being in the first grade and you're already a narc
Pig is a gem of a movie. Entirely not what I was expecting at all. Cage should have gotten best actor for it.
October 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Pig is a gem of a movie. Entirely not what I was expecting at all. Cage should have gotten best actor for it.
You're right, coffee is an evil drug with no benefits and should be illegal. Anyways I'm going to pound six or seven beers and drive home in my Dodge Ram. Probably do a couple shots before I leave first though.
October 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You're right, coffee is an evil drug with no benefits and should be illegal. Anyways I'm going to pound six or seven beers and drive home in my Dodge Ram. Probably do a couple shots before I leave first though.
Remember when you clowns tried to say it was a trans person. Kinda weird you're just glossing it over when it turns out be a far right terminally online weirdo.
September 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Remember when you clowns tried to say it was a trans person. Kinda weird you're just glossing it over when it turns out be a far right terminally online weirdo.
Showing this to my wife because we keep circling around the idea of getting a puppy
August 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Showing this to my wife because we keep circling around the idea of getting a puppy
lol I started on extreme like a dummy thinking I was Billy Bad Ass because I played this game during the first Bush admin.
I was wrong... so wrong.
I was wrong... so wrong.
August 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
lol I started on extreme like a dummy thinking I was Billy Bad Ass because I played this game during the first Bush admin.
I was wrong... so wrong.
I was wrong... so wrong.
Not enjoying the new controls but man is it visually stunning.
August 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Not enjoying the new controls but man is it visually stunning.
I was saying this when we got those shots of Maria in a terrible wig. What were they thinking 😂
At Silent Hill 2 Remake is absolutely banger and Silent Hill f looks promising!
At Silent Hill 2 Remake is absolutely banger and Silent Hill f looks promising!
August 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I was saying this when we got those shots of Maria in a terrible wig. What were they thinking 😂
At Silent Hill 2 Remake is absolutely banger and Silent Hill f looks promising!
At Silent Hill 2 Remake is absolutely banger and Silent Hill f looks promising!
That leaves me out
August 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
That leaves me out
If be somehow cripples the current administration to the point they can't effectively implement their plans for us I'm fine with that.
Still don't want him for President.
Still don't want him for President.
August 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If be somehow cripples the current administration to the point they can't effectively implement their plans for us I'm fine with that.
Still don't want him for President.
Still don't want him for President.