Neko Automata
@kittyeisenheim.bsky.social
F1 Nyan-binary Catperson, Sideshow ringmaster/professional bleeder of The Displayed Labors Sideshow, hentai lord, student body President of Lewds University, content creator, creature of the wheel… lord of the infernal engines
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Vengeance is the only fuel I’ve needed since 1985…. Bring lions.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Vengeance is the only fuel I’ve needed since 1985…. Bring lions.
We look great! Big move coming soon.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
We look great! Big move coming soon.
Yes. AAAAAND edge of seventeen gave my youth misspent a little something extra.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Yes. AAAAAND edge of seventeen gave my youth misspent a little something extra.
I had simply assumed this ivory leg, would propel them. #AccursedWhale
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I had simply assumed this ivory leg, would propel them. #AccursedWhale
I have these!!!! Best shoes ever!!!! 😹😹😹
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I have these!!!! Best shoes ever!!!! 😹😹😹
You mean to tell me that running the country like the plot to The Boiler Room… was not the move??? Fucking shocked yo.
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You mean to tell me that running the country like the plot to The Boiler Room… was not the move??? Fucking shocked yo.
Enjoy my own blood so much, I monitized the act!
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Enjoy my own blood so much, I monitized the act!
Growing up, my mom said it was the perfect roadtrip album. In 2016 I spend a week walking the streets of Tokyo in winter, with it on repeat…. She was not wrong.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Growing up, my mom said it was the perfect roadtrip album. In 2016 I spend a week walking the streets of Tokyo in winter, with it on repeat…. She was not wrong.
Newsom is useful and should be used. But Newsom should never be gotten wet, fed after midnight… or given the presidency.
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Newsom is useful and should be used. But Newsom should never be gotten wet, fed after midnight… or given the presidency.
“Science damn you, time child!!!”
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Science damn you, time child!!!”
Working on my retirement plan…. Which is to die on a laboratory floor, netting my wife and child double life insurance payout. 😹😹😹😿😹
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Working on my retirement plan…. Which is to die on a laboratory floor, netting my wife and child double life insurance payout. 😹😹😹😿😹
I am sure there is a stable of teenaged plasma “donors”, pouring one out in celebration.
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I am sure there is a stable of teenaged plasma “donors”, pouring one out in celebration.
I’m sure a stable of teenaged plasma donors are pouring one out tonight.
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m sure a stable of teenaged plasma donors are pouring one out tonight.
Realest shit I’ve ever read, tbh.
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Realest shit I’ve ever read, tbh.
Can we get five portions in the chat???
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Can we get five portions in the chat???
Now class…. What have we learned about research theft and musing about eugenics at large???
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Now class…. What have we learned about research theft and musing about eugenics at large???
Oh holy fuck…. Does anyone else smell burnt toast???
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Oh holy fuck…. Does anyone else smell burnt toast???
Almost removed from my train, for cackling like a hyena to this…. Thank you!!!😹😹😹
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Almost removed from my train, for cackling like a hyena to this…. Thank you!!!😹😹😹
We are sooo back.
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
We are sooo back.
Here is the thing about us Californians: We will die on the freeway before letting you merge… and we trounce the hell out of you in great numbers, should you act a fool and bring your bullshit to our front door.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Here is the thing about us Californians: We will die on the freeway before letting you merge… and we trounce the hell out of you in great numbers, should you act a fool and bring your bullshit to our front door.